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Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”

Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"

Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Many people refer to Thiel as a reptilian, but they’re clearly not herpetologists. Thiel’s skin is required to be moist at all times because he breathes via cutaneous respiration as he is an amphibian, perhaps a lungless salamander.
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by johnFatherJohn
gavin newsom is like if chuck schumer knew what the internet is
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Reposted by johnFatherJohn
“we know you’re eating a hot dog”
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
make ICE so toxic we need to come up with a new way to describe frozen water
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
New: Tulsi Gabbard on an odyssey to gather all seven dragon balls to raise Roy Cohn from the dead
New: Tulsi Gabbard, the director of national intelligence, is leading an administration-wide effort to probe the 2020 election for fraud and regularly briefing Trump and top White House officials on her progress. Officials are discussing EOs on voting ahead of midterms.

www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
Exclusive | Spy Chief Tulsi Gabbard Is Hunting for 2020 Election Fraud
The director of national intelligence earlier this week joined the FBI search of an election center in Georgia.
www.wsj.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Aranosfky’s AI revolutionary war movie is a spiritual sequel to Pi because upon watching it you will desperately attempt to give yourself a lobotomy
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
slammed my corolla hybrid’s door on my penis again smdh
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
in retrospect, we are all lucky that Trump meeting Mamdani didn’t trigger a matter/anti-matter explosion destroying the entire solar system
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I used to have to tediously roam the streets looking for people to ridicule me for having a fat, full diaper, but now?
Thanks to Claude Code and an hour of vibe coding I now have a website poop.baby where anyone can go and get live real-time updates to my location and diaper status!
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
*stage falls at the Target self checkout*

“Owww my splorg!”

*thrashing on the ground in silence*

*gets up, dusts self off*

“Haha there’s no such organ as a splorg! You rubes! You self-content idiots! Anyway, like and subscribe!”
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Sipping coffee, taking a break from all the atrocities at home by reading up on all the atrocities abroad.
Breathe in.
Exhale.
Repeat.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 PM
we will need a Reifenstahl like documentary about the making of Melania
Amazon’s MGM studios spent tens of millions, but the documentary is projected to make just $1M in its first week.

This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
Melania Documentary Flops as Crew Reveals Behind-the-Scenes Chaos
The first lady’s documentary was a mess in production—and now it’s struggling at the box office.
trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by johnFatherJohn
we are going to need to prosecute all the people who paid bribes to Trump.
Amazon’s MGM studios spent tens of millions, but the documentary is projected to make just $1M in its first week.

This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
Melania Documentary Flops as Crew Reveals Behind-the-Scenes Chaos
The first lady’s documentary was a mess in production—and now it’s struggling at the box office.
trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 4:28 AM
jaggin off with my boys to the melania doc in the brozone lair
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The least we can do is get some Slippery When Fascist cones to litter around downtown to give people a heads up
Opinion | To Avoid More Tragic Deaths, ICE Needs Higher Education and Training Standards

Higher ed can play an important role in making federal immigration enforcement safer. https://bit.ly/4bRR5fx

#EDUSKy #HigherEd #AcademicSky
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Rolling coal premium add-on for Tesla Cybertruck with Coal-as-a-Service(CaaS) subscription just $39,999 one-time installation fee and $249.99/month
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Not only that, but we will integrate this database with Tinder, Grindr, Craigslist, whatever, and we will assure you that everyone listed gets a lot of compensatory sex, just absolutely drowning in fluids, death throes of the Roman Empire levels of debauchery.
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
was NewsAIDS already taken
news: MSNBC is renaming itself MS NOW (My Source News Opinion World)
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/b...
Goodbye, MSNBC. Hello, MS NOW.
www.nytimes.com
August 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
who will rid me of this meddlesome democracy
August 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Bryan Johnson watches every David Cronenberg film nodding along saying, "yes... yesssssss"
August 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The one and only reliable way to upload your brain to the internet and free yourself from this pathetic biological substrate is taking a bath with an AI-enabled smart toaster
August 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Bryan Johnson, infamous former CEO turned longevity biohacker, died today of natural causes after a grand piano, approaching the speed of light, absolutely vaporized his silly flesh armor
August 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dr Peterson, the mold is coming from inside the body
August 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM