johnFatherJohn
@johnfatherjohn.bsky.social
Wheel of Fortune Audience Member June 1995
was NewsAIDS already taken
news: MSNBC is renaming itself MS NOW (My Source News Opinion World)
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/b...
Goodbye, MSNBC. Hello, MS NOW.
www.nytimes.com
August 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
was NewsAIDS already taken
who will rid me of this meddlesome democracy
August 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
who will rid me of this meddlesome democracy
Bryan Johnson watches every David Cronenberg film nodding along saying, "yes... yesssssss"
August 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bryan Johnson watches every David Cronenberg film nodding along saying, "yes... yesssssss"
The one and only reliable way to upload your brain to the internet and free yourself from this pathetic biological substrate is taking a bath with an AI-enabled smart toaster
August 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The one and only reliable way to upload your brain to the internet and free yourself from this pathetic biological substrate is taking a bath with an AI-enabled smart toaster
Bryan Johnson, infamous former CEO turned longevity biohacker, died today of natural causes after a grand piano, approaching the speed of light, absolutely vaporized his silly flesh armor
August 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Bryan Johnson, infamous former CEO turned longevity biohacker, died today of natural causes after a grand piano, approaching the speed of light, absolutely vaporized his silly flesh armor
Dr Peterson, the mold is coming from inside the body
August 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dr Peterson, the mold is coming from inside the body
bonk dog meme dot jpeg
August 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
bonk dog meme dot jpeg
every time I click that god damn blue notification icon I whisper, "alright, now this one is going to change everything"
August 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
every time I click that god damn blue notification icon I whisper, "alright, now this one is going to change everything"
The brand new Atlanta Meow Wolf Airport brings an exciting twist to a traditionally mundane experience. Navigate labyrinthine sewers to your terminal or discover new culinary wonders in our food court bookshelf maze. We commit thousands of ADA violations per day.
August 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The brand new Atlanta Meow Wolf Airport brings an exciting twist to a traditionally mundane experience. Navigate labyrinthine sewers to your terminal or discover new culinary wonders in our food court bookshelf maze. We commit thousands of ADA violations per day.
How to be served child support papers like an Alpha
August 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
How to be served child support papers like an Alpha
we have consulted with the big bad wolf regarding little pig house construction and they assured us that straw is more than sufficient
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
we have consulted with the big bad wolf regarding little pig house construction and they assured us that straw is more than sufficient
I try to fly Delta as often as I can cause it's more about the journey than the destination - and I fucking love overnight camping in airports
August 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I try to fly Delta as often as I can cause it's more about the journey than the destination - and I fucking love overnight camping in airports
Trump is illiterate you imbecile
Asked about Trump's deployment of military and other federal authorities to DC, Hakeem Jeffries touts the "strong letter" issued by the DC Attorney General.
"I thought that was a strongly worded letter," Jeffries also said.
"I thought that was a strongly worded letter," Jeffries also said.
August 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Trump is illiterate you imbecile
in my day we used to play video games and fantasize about cartoon violence towards anyone that made us watch them play video games
August 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
in my day we used to play video games and fantasize about cartoon violence towards anyone that made us watch them play video games
taking the Laphroaig tour in Islay and only ordering apple juice
August 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
taking the Laphroaig tour in Islay and only ordering apple juice
I got invited to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia - the standup comedy capital of the world
August 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I got invited to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia - the standup comedy capital of the world
AI ENGINEERING CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
August 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
AI ENGINEERING CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
Meta's girlfriend AI's use chain-of-thot reasoning.
Thank you and good night.
Thank you and good night.
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Meta's girlfriend AI's use chain-of-thot reasoning.
Thank you and good night.
Thank you and good night.
in a marginally more just world, Trump is some TMZ hack wasting away his life gossiping about tawdry bullshit
August 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
in a marginally more just world, Trump is some TMZ hack wasting away his life gossiping about tawdry bullshit
look at these freaks
“I don’t think there’s any point to going through every rumor and headline to try to defend or explain it,” Hines told the Wall Street Journal of her marriage to RFK Jr.
www.jezebel.com/mrs-maha-is-...
www.jezebel.com/mrs-maha-is-...
Mrs. MAHA Is Staying Married...and Releasing a Memoir
“I don’t think there’s any point to going through every rumor and headline to try to defend or explain it,” Hines told the Wall Street Journal of her marriage to RFK Jr.
www.jezebel.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
look at these freaks
I have a joke about how great freedom of speech is, but I'm afraid I'm not allowed to say it
August 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I have a joke about how great freedom of speech is, but I'm afraid I'm not allowed to say it
Gerrymandering is actually a relatively recent neologism. It used to be called ratfucking representative democracy.
August 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Gerrymandering is actually a relatively recent neologism. It used to be called ratfucking representative democracy.
Pancreatic Cancer is good, actually
REPORTER: You were the driving force behind Operation Warp Speed, these mRNA vaccines that are the gold standard. Now your Health Secretary is pulling back all the funding for research ... what is going on?
TRUMP: Research into what?
REPORTER: mRNA vaccines
TRUMP: We're onto other things
TRUMP: Research into what?
REPORTER: mRNA vaccines
TRUMP: We're onto other things
August 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pancreatic Cancer is good, actually
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.