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Dianne…
@joggerplodder.bsky.social
Here for the pups and kitties. Scottish, of Yorkshire stock, living in Lancashire, married to a Yorkshireman. Quilts for Project Linus. Mine’s a tea…
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New followers: hi! Just so’s you know I curate my 🦋 feed to manageable & relevant content so may not follow you back, or might follow but mute your nice/kind/wholesome content if it’s cluttering my feed.
I’ve no issues with blocking either.
You do you, I’ll do me, and we’ll all get along famously 😘
Every business everywhere: “we’ll have a Communication Manager and a Communications Strategy and a Communicatios Plan so that everyone works together aligned to the company’s strategy”

Traitors: *hold my beer*

#TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
@mattsdottir.bsky.social hiya! How’s things? You all doing ok? X
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Looks like lots of my pals on here are heading into a rough time with Storm Goretti. Thinking of you and hope you all get through it ok x
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Please buy my things 🛒 🐦

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January 8, 2026 at 6:31 AM
@craftycow.bsky.social hey! How’s things?
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 AM
@jimbobbers.bsky.social happy birthday!
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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My debut solo exhibition is this spring. I’m delighted to announce the details, and so excited to share what I’ve been working on 🤍
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Carrying open laptop in both hands across a very crowded meeting room. People and bags all over. Tripped over a bag, went full sprawl face down because I didn’t want to damage my laptop. Knees, forearms & pride bruised; carpet burns (ooer missus) and later, aches all over.
But the laptop was ok 😁.
Was backing up with a push mower & tripped. Landed on a sundial & had a puncture wound on my ass cheek. Ended up with a tetanus shot.

Or

Putting on pants & walking down the hall. Ended up with both legs in the same hole. Fell flat on my face with hands still at my sides. Carpet burned both knees.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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New graphics from Target Ovarian Cancer just dropped. I’m really keen to spread the word about symptoms, so please share either my post or the graphic. Other common symptoms include fatigue & changes in bowel habits, it can seem like IBS, and there’s no routine screening.
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It’s the rule
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Morris dancers on a random side street in York. I guess an important factor in the location was the pub (just off camera). Bells were being jangled.
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
York on a bitterly cold but sunny winter’s day 🥰
Not many pics though, the sun was so low and bright everything not in shade was bleached, and everything in the shade faded away to nothingness.
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Aries: Live, laugh, lower your expectations.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Wearing tights as an extra under-layer, rather enjoying how much they’re sucking everything in 😁
January 4, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I initially thought the ST was Fiona but I now reckon she’s too obvious. I think it’s the secret barrister woman who’s name escapes me. Someone capable of playing their own game, creating chaos for the other Traitors and yet staying off the radar.
two pigs and a dog in an operating room with the words just a shot in the dark
ALT: two pigs and a dog in an operating room with the words just a shot in the dark
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January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
4:20 pm and I’ve not drawn the curtains yet! 🎉🎉🎉
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Bwahahahahaha 😁
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Shhh now, Traitors is about to start
a cat is sitting on a couch with the words `` time to get comfy '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with the words `` time to get comfy '' written on the bottom .
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January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Me walking out of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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Happy New Year! Hope you all have a fabulous start to the year, with no pressure to be anything but who you are!😚💛 #NewYear #2026 #WhenBeastsSpoke
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 AM
@lottieplot9.bsky.social happy New Year Kaz! Hope it brings you and yours everything you wish for, thanks for all the support and Elsie-fun 😘

(Hope she’s ok with all the fireworks? X)
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I did not have ‘Dad (93) with infection delirium threatening a staff member* with his dinner knife’ on my 2025 scorecard. 😳

*She’s ok albeit understandably shaken. Proper steps being taken by management and GP.
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Actual footage of me walking home from Waitrose earlier after scoring bargains.

(But the coffee machine had been repaired, so, double win 😁)
a man in a kilt is holding a large rock
ALT: a man in a kilt is holding a large rock
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December 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM