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Joel Malone
@joelmalone.bsky.social
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Software engineer from Canberra, Australia.

Talk to me about any of these:

👾 Game dev
⛰️ Hiking (but I’m fat so baby hikes)
🏋️ Strength training

Current fixations:

📦 Death Stranding 2
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Staying at mum’s for a few days. Why fan wearing dress?
A picture of a pedestal fan covered with some kind of fan hat that keeps dust off I guess?
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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May justice be served! With a side of cookies as a lil treat.
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Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Are sleep paralysis demons always this furry or
A closeup, dark, blurry, and frankly terrifying shot of a fluffy pooch looming over the camera.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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This iced coffee looks like I should load it straight into my chest like Cain from Robocop 2.
A close up shot of a hand holding a plastic can of ice coffee. A close up shot of a hand holding a plastic can of ice coffee, with a ring-pull lid visible on top. A scene from Robocop 2 showing a hand loading a capsule of Nuke into the chest cavity of Cain the cyborg.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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This young male Satin Bowerbird has developed some of his first mature black satin feathers... around his eyes so it looks like he's wearing eyeliner or mascara XD
#birds
Photograph of a immature male Satin Bowerbird perched on a bare tree branch with green foliage in the background. The bird is mostly olive and jade green with brown and yellow. Its beak is creamy white (the biggest giveaway that it's an immature male, rather than a female), and its eyes are violet. The same subject, cropped to the bird's head and shoulders, with the bird's head turned so that the other eyes is visible. A row of very small dark feathers is starting to form under the eye.
October 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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No Kojima stop I need to buy food for my family
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Zinged by my 14yo 💀
A photo of an empty mall with the following chat transcript: 14yo: The rapture happened I think 14yo: But they left 3 kids riding their bikes Me: ah you didn't make it? i'm sending this from heaven Me: sent from my godPhone 14yo: You’re telling me god was able to lift you up 14yo: I might start believing
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Wife is tiny to trees but big to me.
Mah wahf
October 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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#dandenong
A jillion tall trees reaching for the heavens. An imposing gnarled tree.
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I got a shitty pic of the BIG MOON 🌔
A pic of the BIG MOON during early morning daylight, oops Jesus left the moon on again
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I’m gonna start walking up stairs like this.
October 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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#Canberra
Two dogs running through trees at sunset. Zoomed shot showing some dogs wandering amongst trees. Tell dogs trudging back to the car with a dusk backdrop. 3 dogs walking through some trees.
September 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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You have selected: no.
A framed photo of the cover of highly esteemed video game Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge.
September 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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I wasn’t in the best place to capture it, but check out this mess of a sunset! The gradient in the sky, the textures in the clouds, the mountain-like clouds at the bottom, and the moon looking down on it all!
A shopping centre car park underneath an already-set sun, with a thin crescent moon centred in the shot. A thin crescent moon sitting high above clouds that look like mountains, all among a dusk backdrop.
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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People will blame anything for their kid's autism before they admit they fucked a nerd
September 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Staying in #Sydney for a few days, help what is this
A largish black birb with a red head and help it’s making funny noises and staring me down tell my wife I love h
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Look at how autistically I wrap my cords 🥨
A photo of some device cords wrapped UTTERLY PERFECTLY 🧑‍🎨
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Central Coast, NSW.
A coastal scene showing clouds casting dark rays of shadow in the far distance. Turbulent clouds at the beach. Cloudulent clouds at the beach. Zeus shooting sun beams down to a #blessed dog beach.
September 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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He looks like he’s in jail, where he belongs.
September 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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A wide shot of a sunset with golden rain or mist in the distance. A zoomed-in shot showing golden sun rays shooting through distant rain. Some dogs dogging it up in a serene bush sunset scene. Distant misty mountains capturing the last of the sun.
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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A shot of a lush country scene at sunset, showing the left side of the shot lit up by the golden sunset, and the right side bathed in blue daylight. And also I think my dog might be doing a poop.
September 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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“Yes, I am a good boy,” my puppy thinks to himself as he eats the whole bag of treats he pulled out of the cupboard.
September 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM