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Joel Malone
@joelmalone.bsky.social
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Software engineer from Canberra, Australia.

Talk to me about any of these:

👾 Game dev
⛰️ Hiking (but I’m fat so baby hikes)
🏋️ Strength training

Current fixations:

📦 Death Stranding 2
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Staying at mum’s for a few days. Why fan wearing dress?
A picture of a pedestal fan covered with some kind of fan hat that keeps dust off I guess?
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Are sleep paralysis demons always this furry or
A closeup, dark, blurry, and frankly terrifying shot of a fluffy pooch looming over the camera.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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This iced coffee looks like I should load it straight into my chest like Cain from Robocop 2.
A close up shot of a hand holding a plastic can of ice coffee. A close up shot of a hand holding a plastic can of ice coffee, with a ring-pull lid visible on top. A scene from Robocop 2 showing a hand loading a capsule of Nuke into the chest cavity of Cain the cyborg.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Dainty.
A small dog laying down on its belly, with its front paws crossed.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Zinged by my 14yo 💀
A photo of an empty mall with the following chat transcript: 14yo: The rapture happened I think 14yo: But they left 3 kids riding their bikes Me: ah you didn't make it? i'm sending this from heaven Me: sent from my godPhone 14yo: You’re telling me god was able to lift you up 14yo: I might start believing
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Wife is tiny to trees but big to me.
Mah wahf
October 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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#dandenong
A jillion tall trees reaching for the heavens. An imposing gnarled tree.
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I got a shitty pic of the BIG MOON 🌔
A pic of the BIG MOON during early morning daylight, oops Jesus left the moon on again
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I’m gonna start walking up stairs like this.
October 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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#Canberra
Two dogs running through trees at sunset. Zoomed shot showing some dogs wandering amongst trees. Tell dogs trudging back to the car with a dusk backdrop. 3 dogs walking through some trees.
September 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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You have selected: no.
A framed photo of the cover of highly esteemed video game Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge.
September 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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A little bit earlier.
Some dogs milling about a sunset scene, under a sky scattered with clouds.
September 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I wasn’t in the best place to capture it, but check out this mess of a sunset! The gradient in the sky, the textures in the clouds, the mountain-like clouds at the bottom, and the moon looking down on it all!
A shopping centre car park underneath an already-set sun, with a thin crescent moon centred in the shot. A thin crescent moon sitting high above clouds that look like mountains, all among a dusk backdrop.
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Staying in #Sydney for a few days, help what is this
A largish black birb with a red head and help it’s making funny noises and staring me down tell my wife I love h
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Look at how autistically I wrap my cords 🥨
A photo of some device cords wrapped UTTERLY PERFECTLY 🧑‍🎨
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Central Coast, NSW.
A coastal scene showing clouds casting dark rays of shadow in the far distance. Turbulent clouds at the beach. Cloudulent clouds at the beach. Zeus shooting sun beams down to a #blessed dog beach.
September 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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He looks like he’s in jail, where he belongs.
September 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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A wide shot of a sunset with golden rain or mist in the distance. A zoomed-in shot showing golden sun rays shooting through distant rain. Some dogs dogging it up in a serene bush sunset scene. Distant misty mountains capturing the last of the sun.
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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A shot of a lush country scene at sunset, showing the left side of the shot lit up by the golden sunset, and the right side bathed in blue daylight. And also I think my dog might be doing a poop.
September 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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A silhouette of a tree against the dying light of day.
September 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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He did 1 rep then passed out.
A dog sleeping on its back, next to a dumbbell.
September 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Ok so #Canberra delivered on the end-of-winter sendoff ❄️
An Australian bush scene covered in snow. A tree with a dusting of snow. A very normal Australian winter scene: kangaroos grazing in snow. An imprint of a child’s gumboot in slush, depicting a happy smiling face ❤️
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Woke up to this outside our window! #canberra
Zoomed-in shot of distant mountains with a dusting of snow.
August 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Bonus shot
Two smol pooches baring their teeth at each other.
August 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM