Joel Malone
@joelmalone.bsky.social
Software engineer from Canberra, Australia.
Talk to me about any of these:
👾 Game dev
⛰️ Hiking (but I’m fat so baby hikes)
🏋️ Strength training
Current fixations:
📦 Death Stranding 2
Talk to me about any of these:
👾 Game dev
⛰️ Hiking (but I’m fat so baby hikes)
🏋️ Strength training
Current fixations:
📦 Death Stranding 2
I LOVE doing this! Feels like it’s rinsing out my brain 🧠✨
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I LOVE doing this! Feels like it’s rinsing out my brain 🧠✨
Does it make you run faster? Nah just tastes like more feet.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Does it make you run faster? Nah just tastes like more feet.
This reads like eating ingredients in Skyrim to discover recipes. That one restored my health! Oh that one’s poisonous. That one tastes like feet, etc.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This reads like eating ingredients in Skyrim to discover recipes. That one restored my health! Oh that one’s poisonous. That one tastes like feet, etc.
Ah good, my nightmares can start again.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ah good, my nightmares can start again.
Nice video! Really enjoyed it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Nice video! Really enjoyed it.
I LOVE this song and haven’t heard it for years. So good 💥
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I LOVE this song and haven’t heard it for years. So good 💥
Nice work! Great solution. Also I love the sound effects 😍 (hmm we need a heart ears emoji!)
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Nice work! Great solution. Also I love the sound effects 😍 (hmm we need a heart ears emoji!)
Ah yeh 133 woulda hurt 🤣
I think I had a Pentium 233 and later got a Voodoo 2.
I think I had a Pentium 233 and later got a Voodoo 2.
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ah yeh 133 woulda hurt 🤣
I think I had a Pentium 233 and later got a Voodoo 2.
I think I had a Pentium 233 and later got a Voodoo 2.
I remember thinking the same. The software renderer had a crispness to it, whereas the hardware accelerated stuff was quite blurry? And if I remember, they had coloured lighting in their software renderer, which was a big deal. Memories!
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I remember thinking the same. The software renderer had a crispness to it, whereas the hardware accelerated stuff was quite blurry? And if I remember, they had coloured lighting in their software renderer, which was a big deal. Memories!
I think they’re coming along nicely!
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I think they’re coming along nicely!
Nurse, get these feelings out of here, I need to doctor!
But doctor, feelings!
Ah yes, I see now. Feelings.
But doctor, feelings!
Ah yes, I see now. Feelings.
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Nurse, get these feelings out of here, I need to doctor!
But doctor, feelings!
Ah yes, I see now. Feelings.
But doctor, feelings!
Ah yes, I see now. Feelings.
Wow! I’m scared of spiders but that is gorgeous! 😍😍😍
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wow! I’m scared of spiders but that is gorgeous! 😍😍😍
Fly a plane overhead and drop poop on them.
October 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Fly a plane overhead and drop poop on them.
Agreed 100%. Like… how could anyone have an issue with that. What was the crux of the blowback?
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Agreed 100%. Like… how could anyone have an issue with that. What was the crux of the blowback?