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We’re working on it. That’s all I can say for now. Subscribe to The Onion.
August 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We’re working on it. That’s all I can say for now. Subscribe to The Onion.
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More from Newsom’s press office.
August 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
More from Newsom’s press office.
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A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
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Gavin’s posts are the roast equivalent of beating someone with their own golf club.
August 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Gavin’s posts are the roast equivalent of beating someone with their own golf club.
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None of this is ever going to get me to watch CNN. This is just rage-entertainment. Fuck everything about this.
August 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
None of this is ever going to get me to watch CNN. This is just rage-entertainment. Fuck everything about this.
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NEW: In June, ProPublica reported that the FDA has given more than 20 foreign factories a special pass to send drugs to the U.S. even though they were made at plants the agency had banned.
Today, we’re publishing a list of those exempted drugs.
Today, we’re publishing a list of those exempted drugs.
The FDA Let Substandard Factories Ship These Medications to the U.S.
ProPublica identified more than 150 products that were exempted from import bans since 2013. Our list provides the names of the drugs or ingredients and their manufacturers, many of which are no longe...
www.propublica.org
August 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
NEW: In June, ProPublica reported that the FDA has given more than 20 foreign factories a special pass to send drugs to the U.S. even though they were made at plants the agency had banned.
Today, we’re publishing a list of those exempted drugs.
Today, we’re publishing a list of those exempted drugs.
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I’d like to see the Epstein files, how about you?
August 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’d like to see the Epstein files, how about you?
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here's today's post: "somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most" — what are the chances?
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somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most
what are the chances?
bit.ly
August 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
here's today's post: "somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most" — what are the chances?
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Y’all out here complaining about Jizzlane Maxwell’s cushy camp cupcake prison digs & work release perks need to remember FL GOP AG’s let Jeffrey Epstein OUT of jail every day so he could go back to his mansion in Palm Beach and molest schoolgirls. Not a joke.
August 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Y’all out here complaining about Jizzlane Maxwell’s cushy camp cupcake prison digs & work release perks need to remember FL GOP AG’s let Jeffrey Epstein OUT of jail every day so he could go back to his mansion in Palm Beach and molest schoolgirls. Not a joke.
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Ok this is my laugh for the night.
August 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ok this is my laugh for the night.
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pretty willing to believe that Tom Cotton’s interns have “no go zones” in DC, such as keeping at least 1000 feet away from schools and playgrounds
Tom Cotton claims he has to tell his interns in DC that they need to travel around the city "with other people" because of crime
August 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
pretty willing to believe that Tom Cotton’s interns have “no go zones” in DC, such as keeping at least 1000 feet away from schools and playgrounds
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The pink polo sub guy making this place feel like twitter back when it was good
August 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The pink polo sub guy making this place feel like twitter back when it was good
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We should have thrown this dumb mfker in a cage after Jan 6 and never looked back, now USA is f’n joke.
August 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We should have thrown this dumb mfker in a cage after Jan 6 and never looked back, now USA is f’n joke.
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I stand by every word I said here
August 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I stand by every word I said here
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"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
August 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
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Not all Republicans are pedophiles, but all Republicans who support Trump support pedophiles.
August 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not all Republicans are pedophiles, but all Republicans who support Trump support pedophiles.
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Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."
August 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."
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Did you hear the latest on the #EpsteinFiles?
t2 is still in the Epstein files.
t2 is all over the Epstein files.
There are still tons of Epstein tapes with t2.
Do not let the Epstein Files slip into oblivion.
#RELEASEtheEpsteinFiles
t2 is still in the Epstein files.
t2 is all over the Epstein files.
There are still tons of Epstein tapes with t2.
Do not let the Epstein Files slip into oblivion.
#RELEASEtheEpsteinFiles
August 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Did you hear the latest on the #EpsteinFiles?
t2 is still in the Epstein files.
t2 is all over the Epstein files.
There are still tons of Epstein tapes with t2.
Do not let the Epstein Files slip into oblivion.
#RELEASEtheEpsteinFiles
t2 is still in the Epstein files.
t2 is all over the Epstein files.
There are still tons of Epstein tapes with t2.
Do not let the Epstein Files slip into oblivion.
#RELEASEtheEpsteinFiles
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But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.
August 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.