Weaseliscious
@joecanale.bsky.social
Beloved alum of every improv theater you’ve ever heard of. Except one. You can find me on here.
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Weaseliscious
@joecanale.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Mr. Johnson's Time Machine
History Podcast · 10 Episodes · Updated Weekly
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This is something i did with a bunch of chicago improvisers. They are all funny.
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Quote from December 3, 1906. Our country would be very different if we heeded this advice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Quote from December 3, 1906. Our country would be very different if we heeded this advice.
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The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Friendly reminder that there’s no such thing as “sex with underage girls”! We have a word for that! That word is “rape.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Friendly reminder that there’s no such thing as “sex with underage girls”! We have a word for that! That word is “rape.”
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It’s not just Schumer.
The Dems job is to cave,
come up one vote short,
get blocked by the parlementarian,
mired in committee, etc
It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm.
If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short
the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.
The Dems job is to cave,
come up one vote short,
get blocked by the parlementarian,
mired in committee, etc
It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm.
If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short
the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It’s not just Schumer.
The Dems job is to cave,
come up one vote short,
get blocked by the parlementarian,
mired in committee, etc
It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm.
If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short
the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.
The Dems job is to cave,
come up one vote short,
get blocked by the parlementarian,
mired in committee, etc
It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm.
If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short
the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.
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There isn't a single goddamn chocolate brownie alive that wouldn't be made better with nuts
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
There isn't a single goddamn chocolate brownie alive that wouldn't be made better with nuts
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
@pablo.show I've heard you talk about liking improv. I'm playing with some legends of the art form. You are invited. Let me know how many comps you need.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
@pablo.show I've heard you talk about liking improv. I'm playing with some legends of the art form. You are invited. Let me know how many comps you need.
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Please boycott 60 minutes tonight. The orange felon will be spewing lie after lie for an hour. Don’t watch. Go for a walk or watch football or play with your kids. Don’t watch.
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Please boycott 60 minutes tonight. The orange felon will be spewing lie after lie for an hour. Don’t watch. Go for a walk or watch football or play with your kids. Don’t watch.
If Trump REALLY wants to prove how healthy he is he should die. If he's as great as he says he will come back.
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If Trump REALLY wants to prove how healthy he is he should die. If he's as great as he says he will come back.
This is the best evidence so far that Trump knows he's going to kick it soon.
Trump Says He’s Barred From Running for Third Term After Weeks of Speculation — The Wall Street Journal
President’s comments come after his allies promoted the idea of another term
apple.news
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is the best evidence so far that Trump knows he's going to kick it soon.
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Doing some shows in Atlanta and NYC with some very funny folks.
Bluebird Improv — Dad's Garage
Bluebird is a collective of some of the best improvisers on the planet including Matt Walsh (Veep, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart), Joe Canale (Life of Brad, Douchebag Assassin), Brad Morris (Cougar ...
www.dadsgarage.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Doing some shows in Atlanta and NYC with some very funny folks.
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Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.
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Trump is obsessed with Letitia James because she prosecuted him in 2022.
He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006.
Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.
He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006.
Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Trump is obsessed with Letitia James because she prosecuted him in 2022.
He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006.
Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.
He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006.
Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.
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LA: reminding you, we DO have two strong candidates that are VERY Mamdani-like and WAY better than Bass —
Konstantine Anthony @konstantineinca.bsky.social & Kenneth Mejia @kennethmejiala.bsky.social/ @controller.lacity.gov
If you’re not familiar with either of them, I suggest you start now!
Konstantine Anthony @konstantineinca.bsky.social & Kenneth Mejia @kennethmejiala.bsky.social/ @controller.lacity.gov
If you’re not familiar with either of them, I suggest you start now!
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
LA: reminding you, we DO have two strong candidates that are VERY Mamdani-like and WAY better than Bass —
Konstantine Anthony @konstantineinca.bsky.social & Kenneth Mejia @kennethmejiala.bsky.social/ @controller.lacity.gov
If you’re not familiar with either of them, I suggest you start now!
Konstantine Anthony @konstantineinca.bsky.social & Kenneth Mejia @kennethmejiala.bsky.social/ @controller.lacity.gov
If you’re not familiar with either of them, I suggest you start now!
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I'm looking into how I can sign up to be a poll worker and I urge everyone to do the same
We can be a part of helping to ensure our elections are safe and secure
www.eac.gov/help-america...
We can be a part of helping to ensure our elections are safe and secure
www.eac.gov/help-america...
Poll Worker Resources for Voters | U.S. Election Assistance Commission
The EAC encourages those interested in becoming poll workers at the polls on Election Day to learn more about what is required and how to sign up to work with your local election office.
www.eac.gov
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm looking into how I can sign up to be a poll worker and I urge everyone to do the same
We can be a part of helping to ensure our elections are safe and secure
www.eac.gov/help-america...
We can be a part of helping to ensure our elections are safe and secure
www.eac.gov/help-america...
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The combination of policies enacted under Reagan and the undemocratic destruction of the Soviet Union marked a sharp decline in the lives of the common man.
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The combination of policies enacted under Reagan and the undemocratic destruction of the Soviet Union marked a sharp decline in the lives of the common man.
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you are at least consistently cowardly. Your endorsement timing says a lot.
Stop being such a fucking lame politician.
Do something useful to people who aren't your billionaire donors.
Stop being such a fucking lame politician.
Do something useful to people who aren't your billionaire donors.
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you are at least consistently cowardly. Your endorsement timing says a lot.
Stop being such a fucking lame politician.
Do something useful to people who aren't your billionaire donors.
Stop being such a fucking lame politician.
Do something useful to people who aren't your billionaire donors.
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Doing some shows in Atlanta and NYC with some very funny folks.
Bluebird Improv — Dad's Garage
Bluebird is a collective of some of the best improvisers on the planet including Matt Walsh (Veep, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart), Joe Canale (Life of Brad, Douchebag Assassin), Brad Morris (Cougar ...
www.dadsgarage.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Doing some shows in Atlanta and NYC with some very funny folks.
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The “One Big Beautiful Bill” brings ICE’s budget from $10B to $100B by 2029, and allocates $45B to increase the capacity of detention facilities by 100,000. Even if they support the deportations, what do people think will happen to all that infrastructure once there aren’t many immigrants to deport?
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The “One Big Beautiful Bill” brings ICE’s budget from $10B to $100B by 2029, and allocates $45B to increase the capacity of detention facilities by 100,000. Even if they support the deportations, what do people think will happen to all that infrastructure once there aren’t many immigrants to deport?
I really think he wants the government shut down until he dies.
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I really think he wants the government shut down until he dies.