Jockum N
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Jockum N
@jockum.bsky.social
Metalhead. London-based. Finlandssvensk.
A promising start for Mr. Gandy's new character arc. This promises to be absurd and entertaining.

Also, I expect better of the Times than this drivel.
David Gandy has accused Peppa Pig of giving children the wrong ideas about men, warning that one of Britain’s most popular pre-school cartoons was helping to entrench a “bad narrative” about fathers ⬇️
David Gandy: Peppa Pig promotes bad narrative about hapless fathers
The model, 45, has called for a ‘masculinity reset’ to address the way men are portrayed on screen
www.thetimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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🚨Some personal news.

I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.

A profile of Jonathan Gullis.

"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
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December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Metalheads need to stop making cringe.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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A solid slab of black sludgy goodness.
Spotify – Web Player
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December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

People's Front of Judea vs Judean People's Front.

Farcical.
Your Party conference thrown into chaos as Zarah Sultana boycotts first day
Sultana skips Saturday’s proceeding in solidarity with delegates expelled over links to other parties
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Never stop being weird Master's Hammer.
Maldoror Disco
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November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Now that's what I call death metal. #deathmetalsky #metalsky
Sempiternal Penance
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November 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Just remembered this Springsteen cover by Tiamat. Wild.
Paradise - Bonus Track
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November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The boys in Blizzen have clearly found a hermetically sealed vault containing essential heavy metal and have been nice enough to share it with us. #metalsky
Spotify – Web Player
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November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Power metal when it's good is fantastic but this makes me want to impose export controls on recording equipment and Tolkien novels. Truly awful. #metalsky
Arioch
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November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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🔥 Rachel Reeves says there’s a “hole” in the public finances.

A new decade-long Brexit study quantifies it:

A 6–8% hit to GDP

That's £180bn-£240bn a year

It means less tax revenue and so less money for everything.

Brexit made Britain MUCH poorer.
New: Boris Johnson’s ‘Brexit Titanic success’ was half right
Nearly ten years on, the first full assessment of Brexit confirms what millions warned: Britain made itself poorer
eastangliabylines.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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My mate's band has released an EP of sludgy hardcore. For fans of miserable riffs and big feels. #hardcoresky #metalsky
Acid Mouth
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November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Calling the national crisis “a complete justification” for additional airstrikes on boats purportedly trafficking narcotics, the Pentagon issued a statement Tuesday blaming Venezuela for th...
theonion.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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This was a pleasant discovery. Considering the pedigree of those involved it's no surprise it's great. #metalsky
Womb of the Hollow Earth
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November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I would like to make the suggestion that riffs are good and that Coroner have many of them. #metalsky
Sacrificial Lamb
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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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AI-bilder är 2025 års comic sans.
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
American Canto really is some of the worst writing ever. A dumb person's idea of the profound.

Also if you had an affair with RFK Jr. wouldn't the natural course of action be to become a hermit and never be seen in public again?
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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american canto more like American can’t write
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Daily Mash was never the height of comedy but lately it's been purely end of the pier mother-in-law nonsense. Who is this for? Then again people outside CIA black sites watch Mrs. Brown's Boys so hey ho.
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Have to say I find the proposals to take away the route to permanent settlement of refugees both shocking and repulsive. It's code for 'whatever you do and contribute you can never become one of us so we won't allow you to try.' Racism, pure and simple.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Spotify – Web Player
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November 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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This would pair well with copious amounts of German lager. #metalsky
Hammerschlacht
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November 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM