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jess
@jneuandcats.bsky.social
cat mom. history & theatre nerd. sometimes writer. current floridian. chronically ill spoonie. | sports: #GoPackGo🧀 #BostonFleet
Saved by a kind doordash driver and petsmart
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Our helm’s in good hands 🤝
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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A new era starts now.

Megan owns the blue line and drives the pace. Alina brings speed and fearless energy. And Jamie is back – leading with the same heart and grit that define our room. These leaders set the standard for the Fleet and steer us forward.

#TougherTogether
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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🅰lin🅰 Müller.
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Captain Keller has a nice ring to it 🔔
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Captain Keller 🫡⚓💚
Battle-tested. Built for this moment.

Introducing your Boston Fleet Captain, Megan Keller.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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And by "players bump into" I think you mean "cop goes out of his way to bump into players because he's a massive piss-baby".
South Carolina players bump into a TAMU police officer, which he did not appreciate very much
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh I have angered the kitties - I let the purr pop supply run out. Mutiny incoming.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Jesperi Kotkaniemi will not return to tonight's game either with a LBI
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A positive sign: Jarvis was spotted up here on the press level.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Wear. Full. Face. Shields. I will never understand not doing so.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Seth Jarvis will not return tonight per CanesPR
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
NOOOOO NOT JARVY
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Did you guys know that Guy Fieri makes frozen meals? Or that he sells bottles of sauce?
a cartoon of a man with the words one way trip to flavor town on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a man with the words one way trip to flavor town on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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My favorite four from Tuesday night ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A hockey crossover has become tradition for Sabrina Carpenter when she's in Toronto. 🍁

(📸: /SabrinaAnnLynn)
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Stank’s got that dog in him.

The dog in question?

#raiseup
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Put Blake, Stanks, & Jarvy on a line together. Call them the angry Chihuahuas. Cause chaos.
Nic Dowd runs into Frederik Andersen, and chaos ensues, including Logan Stankoven dropping the gloves with Martin Fehervary.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Live look at Logan Stankoven. #Canes
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Day ☝️
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What kind of things can you get delivered for someone's birthday?
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"This game belongs to Philadelphia!"

It has the whole game. Embarrassing game for the Packers on so many levels.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM