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Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary
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Radical Robsonian.

My Skims 5” stretch boxer briefs are so versatile and comfortable.
Pinned
I don’t know if this take is that hot, but it gets repeated ad nauseam how tough the West is…

The top six teams are very good, but I don’t think it will be particularly tough beyond that.

Less tough than last year, which I didn’t hear anyone predict. Still far tougher than the East.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
OH MY GOODNESS HARDEN!!
James Harden with an unusual brainfart, somehow thought he needed to shoot from the logo with 15 secs left
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
We need to see it against good teams, BUT:

The Ant, Julius, and Jaden we are seeing can absolutely be the best three players on a championship team. Then you add to that the best defensive center of this generation…

All under longterm contract.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’ve decided that, like in 2K, Rudy Gobert has a special perk* modifying his catching and finishing, but it only activates when Jaden, Mike, or Rob make the pass.

*yes, I know they are called “badges” in 2K
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Jaden to Rudy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This skeet was not well thought out. It’s obviously just some new crystals.

He’s in Utah, he knows all the good suppliers there.
I hope that Rudy Gobert has not invoked any dark forces for this sudden improved finishing.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hope that Rudy Gobert has not invoked any dark forces for this sudden improved finishing.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Have the Jazz considered adding any white big men to their roster?
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I know about Scalabrine’s whole “I’m closer to MJ” thing..:

But I’m pretty sure I could score on Naz Reid.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Think I could have done a better job guarding Ant than Filipowski just did.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m beginning to suspect the Utah Jazz are not a good basketball team.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Chris Finch: Offensive Genius?
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Team seems to be showing up consistently against bad teams this year.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
27 point win. One is not like the others.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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The Kings have to be the worst team in NBA history with 4 multi time Allstars on the roster
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is Sabonis the best non-winning player of all time?
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Clark knocking down the open corner 3 without hesitation.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Mike Conley is a laser.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is the Rudy Gobert that was promised.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Important news: I’m now hearing Ant’s sheep bleating “BAAAH” noise on 3 point attempts.
@christopherhine.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So it’s going to be one of those Rudy games, huh
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Deandre Hunter just did something extremely rude to Josh Giddey

#NBAsky
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
BOLD TAKE:

1. Ant still Ant but slightly better
2. Julius at an all-star, borderline all-NBA level
3. Jaden scoring almost 20 per game

If we can figure out the defense, this is more of a championship recipe than we’ve had the past two years.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM