Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary
@jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social
Naz Reid, fellow citizens.
Radical Robsonian. Connoisseur of continuity. Gobert appreciator.
Hate when the ball gets sticky, love when it’s contained.
Radical Robsonian. Connoisseur of continuity. Gobert appreciator.
Hate when the ball gets sticky, love when it’s contained.
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If you still need a Valentine’s Day Card to tell that special someone just how you feel, got you covered!
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If you still need a Valentine’s Day Card to tell that special someone just how you feel, got you covered!
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
Think I could beat Scottie Barnes and Chet in a shooting contest.
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Think I could beat Scottie Barnes and Chet in a shooting contest.
Britt bringing up “Miami nightlife and temptations” in response to a little kid’s question.
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February 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Britt bringing up “Miami nightlife and temptations” in response to a little kid’s question.
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Britt: “‘Nupple’ from the Hornets…”
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February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Britt: “‘Nupple’ from the Hornets…”
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Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
Keep in mind that that good Julius performance came in a game against a power forward that won’t be on the floor in the playoffs.
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Keep in mind that that good Julius performance came in a game against a power forward that won’t be on the floor in the playoffs.
Every Locked on Wolves Postcast:
Luke: “T-WOLVES!!! Man, how about that basketball, huh Jack? J-MAC!!!”
Jack: “You know, a lot of people aren’t talking about this, but Anthony Edwards VORP is actually up 0.32 percent in clutch situations since January.”
Luke: “T-WOLVES!!! Man, how about that basketball, huh Jack? J-MAC!!!”
Jack: “You know, a lot of people aren’t talking about this, but Anthony Edwards VORP is actually up 0.32 percent in clutch situations since January.”
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Every Locked on Wolves Postcast:
Luke: “T-WOLVES!!! Man, how about that basketball, huh Jack? J-MAC!!!”
Jack: “You know, a lot of people aren’t talking about this, but Anthony Edwards VORP is actually up 0.32 percent in clutch situations since January.”
Luke: “T-WOLVES!!! Man, how about that basketball, huh Jack? J-MAC!!!”
Jack: “You know, a lot of people aren’t talking about this, but Anthony Edwards VORP is actually up 0.32 percent in clutch situations since January.”
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Ayo is better than Donte.
Ayo is better than Donte.
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
*whispers*
Ayo is better than Donte.
Ayo is better than Donte.
FanDuel was too busy showing us “window concepts” to even see what initiated the fight.
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
FanDuel was too busy showing us “window concepts” to even see what initiated the fight.
The Detroit Pistons experience.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The Detroit Pistons experience.
I’m sorry, but it would be really funny if we lost.
Historic pratfall? When have the Timberwolves ever done that?
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I’m sorry, but it would be really funny if we lost.
Thank God Rudy spoke up and fixed the team.
Back to back 40 point quarters in the first half and the Wolves allow just 22 in the second quarter. Barring historic pratfall, looking like tension is abating
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Thank God Rudy spoke up and fixed the team.
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Is 81 points in a half good?
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Is 81 points in a half good?
I think Ayo might be my favorite player.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I think Ayo might be my favorite player.
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Are the Minnesota Timberwolves good? A question only God can answer
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Are the Minnesota Timberwolves good? A question only God can answer
Ayo’s transition game is what we hoped TJ would bring.
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Ayo’s transition game is what we hoped TJ would bring.
Interesting how Ant gets some open shots when he doesn’t hog the ball the entire possession. Has a team explored this concept before?
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Interesting how Ant gets some open shots when he doesn’t hog the ball the entire possession. Has a team explored this concept before?
Mike Conley should come back wearing number 45.
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Mike Conley should come back wearing number 45.
Kickoff rule catching strays.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Kickoff rule catching strays.
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timberwolves offensive rating with anthony edwards on the court is 69.5 right now. grotesque stuff.
February 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
timberwolves offensive rating with anthony edwards on the court is 69.5 right now. grotesque stuff.
Maybe Randle will get suspended, and that will be the shakeup we need.
February 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Maybe Randle will get suspended, and that will be the shakeup we need.
When Chris Finch said:
"There's never been a team that's won anything meaningful that has substituted their way there."
He meant, I support Julius Randle no matter what he does on the court.
"There's never been a team that's won anything meaningful that has substituted their way there."
He meant, I support Julius Randle no matter what he does on the court.
February 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
When Chris Finch said:
"There's never been a team that's won anything meaningful that has substituted their way there."
He meant, I support Julius Randle no matter what he does on the court.
"There's never been a team that's won anything meaningful that has substituted their way there."
He meant, I support Julius Randle no matter what he does on the court.
No surprise that ESPN mocked him, but Rudy Gobert was right. I will die on this hill.
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
No surprise that ESPN mocked him, but Rudy Gobert was right. I will die on this hill.