Jaden McDaniels State Penitentiary
@jmcdanielsstpen.bsky.social
Radical Robsonian.
My Skims 5” stretch boxer briefs are so versatile and comfortable.
My Skims 5” stretch boxer briefs are so versatile and comfortable.
Wolves have gone from never beating bad teams to only beating bad teams lmao.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wolves have gone from never beating bad teams to only beating bad teams lmao.
Hot take:
Anthony Davis has the one (arguably Mickey Mouse ring) other than that, he’s basically Joel Embiid with worse stats, but his reputation survives…somehow.
Anthony Davis has the one (arguably Mickey Mouse ring) other than that, he’s basically Joel Embiid with worse stats, but his reputation survives…somehow.
Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Hot take:
Anthony Davis has the one (arguably Mickey Mouse ring) other than that, he’s basically Joel Embiid with worse stats, but his reputation survives…somehow.
Anthony Davis has the one (arguably Mickey Mouse ring) other than that, he’s basically Joel Embiid with worse stats, but his reputation survives…somehow.
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Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).
Naz Reid back.
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Naz Reid back.
I would like to play the Nuggets on a non-back-to-back.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I would like to play the Nuggets on a non-back-to-back.
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Really a tough night for Ant, but the 2nd night of a back to back… we move! I ain’t pressed!
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Really a tough night for Ant, but the 2nd night of a back to back… we move! I ain’t pressed!
Anthony Edwards shooting variance night.
Might have been up too late playing COD/Fortnite.
I won’t panic yet.
Might have been up too late playing COD/Fortnite.
I won’t panic yet.
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Anthony Edwards shooting variance night.
Might have been up too late playing COD/Fortnite.
I won’t panic yet.
Might have been up too late playing COD/Fortnite.
I won’t panic yet.
Nuggets not being an automatic W for the Wolves is messing with my sense of reality.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Nuggets not being an automatic W for the Wolves is messing with my sense of reality.
First game of the season that Finch decides Rudy is too ass to finish, Naz promptly fouls out.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
First game of the season that Finch decides Rudy is too ass to finish, Naz promptly fouls out.
Even when we are losing, “Timeout, Denver” are still the best two words in the English language.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Even when we are losing, “Timeout, Denver” are still the best two words in the English language.
Timeline is pretty depressed but there are still 4 minutes in this game
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Timeline is pretty depressed but there are still 4 minutes in this game
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Dante
LVP Least valuable player
LVP Least valuable player
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Dante
LVP Least valuable player
LVP Least valuable player
Hard for us to win when both Ant and Rudy are ass.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hard for us to win when both Ant and Rudy are ass.
DDV contact lay?!?
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November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
DDV contact lay?!?
Goddamnit Gobert.
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Goddamnit Gobert.
Bad shot selection from Ant.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Bad shot selection from Ant.
Time to release the Bear…inger?
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Time to release the Bear…inger?
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Rough night for Rudy Gobert.
2 points, 3 rebounds, 3 fouls and 3 turnovers.
Wolves are -11 in his 14 minutes with a 100 offensive rating (oof), 133 defensive rating (oof) and -33 net rating (oof)
2 points, 3 rebounds, 3 fouls and 3 turnovers.
Wolves are -11 in his 14 minutes with a 100 offensive rating (oof), 133 defensive rating (oof) and -33 net rating (oof)
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Rough night for Rudy Gobert.
2 points, 3 rebounds, 3 fouls and 3 turnovers.
Wolves are -11 in his 14 minutes with a 100 offensive rating (oof), 133 defensive rating (oof) and -33 net rating (oof)
2 points, 3 rebounds, 3 fouls and 3 turnovers.
Wolves are -11 in his 14 minutes with a 100 offensive rating (oof), 133 defensive rating (oof) and -33 net rating (oof)
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Damnit Rudy. WTF.
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Damnit Rudy. WTF.
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Rudy not exactly putting the bad team merchant takes to bed in this one
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Rudy not exactly putting the bad team merchant takes to bed in this one
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God Gobert can be such a baby.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
God Gobert can be such a baby.
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Rudy what the hell man
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Rudy what the hell man
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If I were a pro basketball player, I simply would never fire the ball into Rudy Gobert moving in traffic.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If I were a pro basketball player, I simply would never fire the ball into Rudy Gobert moving in traffic.
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JULIUS RANDLE IS SEXY IN THE PURPLE
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
JULIUS RANDLE IS SEXY IN THE PURPLE
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Omg Julius with the shoulder shimmy!!!!!! I am SICK!
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Omg Julius with the shoulder shimmy!!!!!! I am SICK!