jmalmsten
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jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness

Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.

I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
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Reader beware. I am actually a failed youtuber that'll use the fame and clout I gain on bsky to market my coming silly video experiments to.

All in good fun of course!
Netflix once again... just casually forgetting... that they got to where they are... by being slightly more convenient than piracy ..

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
Netflix quietly drops support for casting to most TVs
Netflix will only support Google Cast on older devices without remotes.
arstechnica.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
2 days later. I still don't know what "today" was supposed to be.

So let's do some P-Model:

youtu.be/aj13Y_H6lDo?...
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Just found out there's a Densha De Go Plug n Play fan translation patch that seems easy enough to apply.

Now I'm looking up e-bay listings.

I don't need this expense!

Plees halp!

github.com/zapan/dengo-...
GitHub - zapan/dengo-plug-and-play-translation-patch: English translation for Densha de Go! Plug & Play
English translation for Densha de Go! Plug & Play. Contribute to zapan/dengo-plug-and-play-translation-patch development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I just love that Vought has its own Youtube Channel. And all the comments are keeping the kayfabe going.

youtube.com/post/Ugkxjxn...
Post from Vought International - YouTube
This Black Friday, we can confirm Vought Tournament of Heroes 2 has unfortunately been delayed again to Dec. 2029, as our developers need more time making Ho...
youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
When a president calls one a "piggy" I feel the best response is from mr grumpy anime grampah himself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Pet peeve. Posts that get the number of perfs in a frame wrong when simulating a strip of printed film.
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Watching a weird version of Goldeneye, seeing Pierce Brosnan, sitting in a military transport plane. His commander (not M, a tall man) walks in, stating "Today is the day. Today, it's this day."

Then, I woke up.

I guess my brain wanted a new David Lynch movie or something.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Latest rabbithole the Youtube algorithm is leading me down?

Antique pencil sharpeners.

youtube.com/shorts/f56pp...
1890s Perfect Pointer Pencil Sharpener
YouTube video by Rescue & Restore Shorts
youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Saw on the news that big bits of Ireland is in danger of being eroded to the sea... And all my brain can think of is ye ole quote.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
8bit is 1-256. assuming counting from 1

256^3 = 16 777 216

16 777 216 / 24 = 699 040 seconds and 16 frames assuming 24 fps video.

To make a movie where you show all colors of 8bit rgb one per frame, you then need a runtime of 194 hours 10 min 5 sec and 8 frames

Could be rounding errors there..
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Yes, but.. what manner of fish do they even expect to catch with these??
Why are there no mecha fishing shows?
This should have been the whole anime.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When someone gets a bonus that equals the DoD budget, The naive part of me starts to wonder... When does the trickle down thing start?
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Though... 3*0 still equals 0. :)
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Real life is turning more and more into a Kojima game...
When the U.S. military tested their AI human-movement recognition robot on a group of Marines, all of them managed to approach it undetected. One was disguised as a fir tree; another somersaulted for 300 metres; two hid under a cardboard box and giggled the whole distance.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is what todays streaming market has driven me to.

I see something I want to see. I sign up, and I immediately cancel.

I do not want forgotten subscriptions to just leach my bank account.
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Why is it that so often that a simple innocent want in the free and open OS world ends with

"you shouldn't want to do that"?

www.reddit.com/r/Fedora/com...
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you haven't already, do yourself a treat, and start watching Senritsu Kaiki File KOWASUGI!

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
As I recently revived an SSD that has tens of thousands of sound effects.. I wonder. Is there really no FOSS tool for organizing sound clips like these? So I can just go through them one by one and tag them with multiple tags so it's easy to find footstep in high heels in semidry mud?
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I find it a bit ironic, that I moved away from Windows because of how much it pushed AI-tools on me. Now I'm on Linux... and I find myself unable to do most basic stuff, Like installing apps... without conversing with AI tools. Is that progress?
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's Halloween , and I want to remind people of that one time a french TV crew got Lynch to talk about his music project.

"PASCAL! PASCAL!"

youtu.be/kgl5KDSm5v4
David Lynch weird interview for french TV 2002
YouTube video by NafouteVHS
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Mere days after switching from Rocky Linux to Fedora 42, I get a notification that Fedora 43 is available.

I am cautious... Will Resolve work in this new shiny promised environment?

Anyone out there that already tried?
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
So, verdicts.

- One, amazing.
- One really friggin good.
- Rest, mostly rehashed concepts without real... uh... vision,
- One that I would strongly suspect was made by AI, but I've seen Polygon Pictures things before. I just don't think they watch anything outside of their own output.
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Also... I am a bit baffled that the only english subs that are available are Hard of Hearing Dubtitles.

I just want to know what they are saying, I can hear them sighing and theclothes rustling.
Noone asked, but I am watching the new season of Star Wars Visions, in japanese, with english subs.. AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM