jmalmsten
jmalmsten.com
jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness

Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.

I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
Aw heck. Guess I'll take my business elsewhere (says I, who never sat foot inside a Starbucks... And probably never will)
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A favourite technique of ol Quentin T
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
And, if someone asks. I only consume smut made by real human beings. LIKE THEM FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
October 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM