jmalmsten
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jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness

Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.

I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
Aw heck. Guess I'll take my business elsewhere (says I, who never sat foot inside a Starbucks... And probably never will)
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
When a president calls one a "piggy" I feel the best response is from mr grumpy anime grampah himself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The inner dweeb recognize that gun!
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Saw on the news that big bits of Ireland is in danger of being eroded to the sea... And all my brain can think of is ye ole quote.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When someone gets a bonus that equals the DoD budget, The naive part of me starts to wonder... When does the trickle down thing start?
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Though... 3*0 still equals 0. :)
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Huh?! What was that noise?!
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A favourite technique of ol Quentin T
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is what todays streaming market has driven me to.

I see something I want to see. I sign up, and I immediately cancel.

I do not want forgotten subscriptions to just leach my bank account.
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Why is it that so often that a simple innocent want in the free and open OS world ends with

"you shouldn't want to do that"?

www.reddit.com/r/Fedora/com...
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So, verdicts.

- One, amazing.
- One really friggin good.
- Rest, mostly rehashed concepts without real... uh... vision,
- One that I would strongly suspect was made by AI, but I've seen Polygon Pictures things before. I just don't think they watch anything outside of their own output.
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Noone asked, but I am watching the new season of Star Wars Visions, in japanese, with english subs.. AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As the fedora thing is installing, I see this. Yes, it's v42.. but still. I take this as another sign that maybe this is the DE I am supposed to use...

Though... As a lifelong Hitchhiker's Guide nerd, i must admit, that was really a nice touch.
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Well... It happened. Nr one thousand. Is that an achievement or a sign to take a pause? 163 followers, and I think some of them, maybe, are human.

We'll see what happens.

Work has started, at least, on the Advent Calendar, after many a conceptual redesigns.
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A question for english speakers the world over. Why do you keep "depressing" buttons? What is the motivation there? To an outsider, like myself, it does seem strangely, needlessly psychologically sadistic.
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Have I mentioned yet, that the worst thing about running Linux on my machines is all the moon logic involved when doing something high brained advanced as... installing an app...
October 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Apparently, I'm soon reaching my thousandth post. How do one celebrate that achievement? Bear in mind, grass ain't all that it is cracked up to be on the autumn Sweden.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
October 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
And, if someone asks. I only consume smut made by real human beings. LIKE THEM FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
October 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Haven't used the site formerly known as twitter for several years. Been keeping the account mostly as a way to keep any other from using my name... But at this point... Why bother with even that. Oh well... It is now done.
October 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM