jmalmsten
jmalmsten.com
jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness

Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.

I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
Aw heck. Guess I'll take my business elsewhere (says I, who never sat foot inside a Starbucks... And probably never will)
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
(sad noises)
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Yes.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Alright, I'll bite. Which universal remote could this be?
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Is that a formal declaration of war, or what is the bloody heck going on with... Just about... Everything?
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The difference between fiction and reality is that we assume fiction should make sense.

- Sun Zi
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I feel it's a bit strange that one can't be for something good, unless it's part of an immediate family.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Fells like I'm missing comtext.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Pretty sure I've seen revolvers with detachable cylinders. Making it a replaceable mag of sorts. :P

Now... Calling a pistol a revolver requires a bit more mental gymnastics than I can muster though.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The inner dweeb recognize that gun!
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"... That's what's important. Valor pleases you, Trom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"

- The Prayer to Trom
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Trom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many.... "
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I've listened through Garth Marenghi's Terrortome...

I can't look at a typewriter the same ever since.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I did not expect a response so quickly, but Now I have something to watch for a few nights! :D
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
anyone know of a place one can stumble over that 6 hour documentary? I think I have seen it, but that hard-drive went bye bye a long time ago.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"Nghyyyaaaahhhl... Blrrrmpfh. L'egg!"

youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ?...
Captioned Seal (Sea Doggo)
YouTube video by YesBacon
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM