Jeff Holland, Thanksgiving Prepper
@jkholland.bsky.social
Communications manager, primary interests include my dog, D&D, action figures, comics, and one-season tv shows from the 90s-00s nobody else can confirm actually existed
Saw Diane Morgan is in the cast of VisionQuest and now all I want is an in-MCU series, "Cunk On Marvels", where she tries and fails to explain things like the Sekovia Accords and the Infinity Stones, and shares what her mate Paul thinks the Scarlet Witch's powers are
Cunk interviewing Nick Fury:
Cunk interviewing Nick Fury:
a woman in a plaid scarf is asking who are you and what 's your game ..
ALT: a woman in a plaid scarf is asking who are you and what 's your game ..
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Saw Diane Morgan is in the cast of VisionQuest and now all I want is an in-MCU series, "Cunk On Marvels", where she tries and fails to explain things like the Sekovia Accords and the Infinity Stones, and shares what her mate Paul thinks the Scarlet Witch's powers are
Cunk interviewing Nick Fury:
Cunk interviewing Nick Fury:
Funnily the next sentence from Horowitz is basically "But nobody ever asked my opinion about the movies so what do I care"
Also, this is nothing but "sources close to early production" and "one studio insider" which is to say, "none of these people have any idea what they're talking about"
Also, this is nothing but "sources close to early production" and "one studio insider" which is to say, "none of these people have any idea what they're talking about"
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Funnily the next sentence from Horowitz is basically "But nobody ever asked my opinion about the movies so what do I care"
Also, this is nothing but "sources close to early production" and "one studio insider" which is to say, "none of these people have any idea what they're talking about"
Also, this is nothing but "sources close to early production" and "one studio insider" which is to say, "none of these people have any idea what they're talking about"
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Reposted by Jeff Holland, Thanksgiving Prepper
Reposted by Jeff Holland, Thanksgiving Prepper
The Walking Circulatory System was the real cause of the Edmund Fitzgerald tragedy. Here the chef is screaming “ARGGH FELLAS IT’S TOO ROUGH TO FEED YOU ‘CAUSE JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT ARRRGHHH?!?!”
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Walking Circulatory System was the real cause of the Edmund Fitzgerald tragedy. Here the chef is screaming “ARGGH FELLAS IT’S TOO ROUGH TO FEED YOU ‘CAUSE JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT ARRRGHHH?!?!”
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Fetterman, just the gift that keeps fucking giving
John Fetterman, Angus King, Maggie Hassan, Dick Durbin, Jon Ossoff, Jeanne Shaheen, Kirsten Gillibrand, Catherine Cortez Masto, Mark Warner, Cory Booker, and of course Chuck Schumer. Maybe others not top of mind. Not all responsible will publicly vote for the cave - that's not how this works.
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fetterman, just the gift that keeps fucking giving
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Ok look Wegmans you can’t just put cranberry sauce on a turkey sandwich and call it a “holiday sandwich”
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ok look Wegmans you can’t just put cranberry sauce on a turkey sandwich and call it a “holiday sandwich”
Ok del Toro, better get cracking on Sexy Wolfman now
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ok del Toro, better get cracking on Sexy Wolfman now
Watched WEAPONS in 2 sittings and turns out the first hour doesn’t matter at all
I know bc M started watching an hour in and asked “So this is about a witch terrorizing a family?”
Yup that is the whole movie actually
Learning about the cop’s drinking problem adds literally nothing, turns out
I know bc M started watching an hour in and asked “So this is about a witch terrorizing a family?”
Yup that is the whole movie actually
Learning about the cop’s drinking problem adds literally nothing, turns out
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Watched WEAPONS in 2 sittings and turns out the first hour doesn’t matter at all
I know bc M started watching an hour in and asked “So this is about a witch terrorizing a family?”
Yup that is the whole movie actually
Learning about the cop’s drinking problem adds literally nothing, turns out
I know bc M started watching an hour in and asked “So this is about a witch terrorizing a family?”
Yup that is the whole movie actually
Learning about the cop’s drinking problem adds literally nothing, turns out
THE BATMAN is damn good for the first couple seasons, not least of which bc it has a better handle on Penguin and Catwoman, two characters BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES never quite figured out
And also…hot damn, that theme song
And also…hot damn, that theme song
The Batman - Full Theme [HQ]
YouTube video by NostalgicThemes
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
THE BATMAN is damn good for the first couple seasons, not least of which bc it has a better handle on Penguin and Catwoman, two characters BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES never quite figured out
And also…hot damn, that theme song
And also…hot damn, that theme song
Apparently Cameron Crowe has a new memoir out so it's time to once again state my position:
I THINK CAMERON CROWE IS A GENUINELY BAD SCREENWRITER AND HAVE NEVER ENJOYED ONE OF HIS MOVIES SO NO, I DO NOT THINK WATCHING *ALMOST FAMOUS* IS GOING TO SUDDENLY TURN ME AROUND ON THE ISSUE
I THINK CAMERON CROWE IS A GENUINELY BAD SCREENWRITER AND HAVE NEVER ENJOYED ONE OF HIS MOVIES SO NO, I DO NOT THINK WATCHING *ALMOST FAMOUS* IS GOING TO SUDDENLY TURN ME AROUND ON THE ISSUE
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Apparently Cameron Crowe has a new memoir out so it's time to once again state my position:
I THINK CAMERON CROWE IS A GENUINELY BAD SCREENWRITER AND HAVE NEVER ENJOYED ONE OF HIS MOVIES SO NO, I DO NOT THINK WATCHING *ALMOST FAMOUS* IS GOING TO SUDDENLY TURN ME AROUND ON THE ISSUE
I THINK CAMERON CROWE IS A GENUINELY BAD SCREENWRITER AND HAVE NEVER ENJOYED ONE OF HIS MOVIES SO NO, I DO NOT THINK WATCHING *ALMOST FAMOUS* IS GOING TO SUDDENLY TURN ME AROUND ON THE ISSUE
I am 100% not picturing an adult's lunch box
Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am 100% not picturing an adult's lunch box
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We live in the dumbest timeline.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We live in the dumbest timeline.
Look it's still not gonna feel as good as the one death we're waiting for, but if Mitch McConnell makes it to Christmas I'll be shocked
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Look it's still not gonna feel as good as the one death we're waiting for, but if Mitch McConnell makes it to Christmas I'll be shocked
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The collective global obituary on Dick Cheney will be “we thought he was the worst it got. We were wrong.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The collective global obituary on Dick Cheney will be “we thought he was the worst it got. We were wrong.”
Remember, Cheney, first day in Hell you gotta find the biggest damned soul in the pit and SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Remember, Cheney, first day in Hell you gotta find the biggest damned soul in the pit and SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE
I bet there’s a sizable subsection of Gotham City residents who were on the street at least one time the Batmobile got remote controlled by a supervillain and now their only opinion of Batman is he is a terrible driver
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I bet there’s a sizable subsection of Gotham City residents who were on the street at least one time the Batmobile got remote controlled by a supervillain and now their only opinion of Batman is he is a terrible driver
KNIGHTFALL is an amazing story bc it’s set up all the dominoes so far in advance - over a year of Batman’s slow rolling burnout, Bane, Azrael’s training even though that ALSO doesn’t look great, Tim and Bruce’s fraying relationship - that there’s a great inevitability to the actual 12-part arc
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
KNIGHTFALL is an amazing story bc it’s set up all the dominoes so far in advance - over a year of Batman’s slow rolling burnout, Bane, Azrael’s training even though that ALSO doesn’t look great, Tim and Bruce’s fraying relationship - that there’s a great inevitability to the actual 12-part arc
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can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.
Retailers Dealing With Increasing Levels of Theft and Violence
Report emphasizes importance of preventive measures, coordination with law enforcement
progressivegrocer.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.
Elvira’s Haunted Hills is just a 90 minute Bugs Bunny sketch and a great way to wrap up Halloween
a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a bookshelf that says success
ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a bookshelf that says success
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Elvira’s Haunted Hills is just a 90 minute Bugs Bunny sketch and a great way to wrap up Halloween
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters