Jimmy
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I love twitter but hate fascism. Why did the dumbest nazi have to buy the app
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I touched Jay Leno’s Tonight Show money
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I touched Jay Leno’s Tonight Show money
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"Ralph Finnes is the Charmeleon to Tom Blyth's Charmander and Donald Sutherland's Charizard" is a sentence I can say that makes sense
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Ralph Finnes is the Charmeleon to Tom Blyth's Charmander and Donald Sutherland's Charizard" is a sentence I can say that makes sense
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The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true
KEY PART
KEY PART
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true
KEY PART
KEY PART
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Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters
September 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters
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IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
September 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
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Charlie in Charge
Bad boy Kirk was the Fonzi of the right, but with his critics getting ousted from their jobs faster than Scott Baio got banned from the Playboy Mansion, it seems like these happy days of mourning have jumped the shark.
by Maureen Dowd
Bad boy Kirk was the Fonzi of the right, but with his critics getting ousted from their jobs faster than Scott Baio got banned from the Playboy Mansion, it seems like these happy days of mourning have jumped the shark.
by Maureen Dowd
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Charlie in Charge
Bad boy Kirk was the Fonzi of the right, but with his critics getting ousted from their jobs faster than Scott Baio got banned from the Playboy Mansion, it seems like these happy days of mourning have jumped the shark.
by Maureen Dowd
Bad boy Kirk was the Fonzi of the right, but with his critics getting ousted from their jobs faster than Scott Baio got banned from the Playboy Mansion, it seems like these happy days of mourning have jumped the shark.
by Maureen Dowd
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There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
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This guy sucks so bad he won’t even let people have one of the worst cakes there is
"You’ve got to stay healthy, as well. Be vital. Do the most you can do to really live up to … your God-given potential to live a full and healthy life. Don’t eat carrot cake.”
Dr. Oz Says Medicaid Will Be There for Americans … as Long as They Lay Off the Cake
Dr. Mehmet Oz said on Fox Business that Medicaid will still be there for Americans, but they need to stay healthy and lay off the cake.
www.rollingstone.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This guy sucks so bad he won’t even let people have one of the worst cakes there is
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The MARCH of EMILY continues
March 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The MARCH of EMILY continues
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X engineers clocking in this morning
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
X engineers clocking in this morning
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If you ask an AI to extrapolate global warming trends based on all available data, and then ask it to try again — based on the last five accelerated years of warming — neither set matches NASA’s actual data, which is *worse.*
Absolute collapse of society in less than 25 years. Jesus fucking christ
Absolute collapse of society in less than 25 years. Jesus fucking christ
March 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you ask an AI to extrapolate global warming trends based on all available data, and then ask it to try again — based on the last five accelerated years of warming — neither set matches NASA’s actual data, which is *worse.*
Absolute collapse of society in less than 25 years. Jesus fucking christ
Absolute collapse of society in less than 25 years. Jesus fucking christ
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George Soros has stepped sending me checks, anyone else experiencing this
February 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
George Soros has stepped sending me checks, anyone else experiencing this
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I promise that if you give me all of Elon Musk's money I would just STFU and go enjoy myself and give a lot of it away to good causes.
February 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I promise that if you give me all of Elon Musk's money I would just STFU and go enjoy myself and give a lot of it away to good causes.
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Last Days of Pompeo?
So, far, Washington is fiddling while Emperor Donald burns it. But if Iranian gladiators send his former SoS on a permanent Roman holiday, would the eruption be big enough to send us all over the Rubicon?
by Maureen Dowd
So, far, Washington is fiddling while Emperor Donald burns it. But if Iranian gladiators send his former SoS on a permanent Roman holiday, would the eruption be big enough to send us all over the Rubicon?
by Maureen Dowd
January 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Last Days of Pompeo?
So, far, Washington is fiddling while Emperor Donald burns it. But if Iranian gladiators send his former SoS on a permanent Roman holiday, would the eruption be big enough to send us all over the Rubicon?
by Maureen Dowd
So, far, Washington is fiddling while Emperor Donald burns it. But if Iranian gladiators send his former SoS on a permanent Roman holiday, would the eruption be big enough to send us all over the Rubicon?
by Maureen Dowd
The hitter youth sure
Trump: "I won youth by 36 points." (This is a ridiculous lie -- Trump lost the youth vote.)
January 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The hitter youth sure
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Whether it’s Trump pardoning cop-beaters and online drug kingpins or Harris being a former prosecutor but giving off “defund the police” vibes, both sides inspire concern in the law enforcement community.
January 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Whether it’s Trump pardoning cop-beaters and online drug kingpins or Harris being a former prosecutor but giving off “defund the police” vibes, both sides inspire concern in the law enforcement community.
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This is the stuff they feed the cult to keep them from noticing that the only reason why they wanted power was to stay out of prison, have immunity from prosecution, then use the levers of power to enrich themselves exponentially faster than any group of people in human history.
January 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is the stuff they feed the cult to keep them from noticing that the only reason why they wanted power was to stay out of prison, have immunity from prosecution, then use the levers of power to enrich themselves exponentially faster than any group of people in human history.
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he did it twice just in case
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
he did it twice just in case
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Severance should be a sunday night show. who do i talk to about this.
January 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Severance should be a sunday night show. who do i talk to about this.
we ARE the ~pink opaque~
December 23, 2024 at 4:19 AM
we ARE the ~pink opaque~
@mrblackfrancis.bsky.social They Might Be Giants say hi
December 9, 2024 at 2:56 AM
@mrblackfrancis.bsky.social They Might Be Giants say hi
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I think we may be near the end of civilization
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I think we may be near the end of civilization
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Time to start the bird
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Time to start the bird
All Born Screaming Spanish version is a really strange project
November 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
All Born Screaming Spanish version is a really strange project