Joey Gartner
@jgartnerlaw.bsky.social
Misfit lawyer & advocate for #legaltech #legalai #legalops #reregulation & better #lawfirms
Detroit sports obsessive. NFFC.
Views = mine & full of typos.
Detroit sports obsessive. NFFC.
Views = mine & full of typos.
Time line cleanse - @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Time line cleanse - @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social
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Lawyers' professional judgment is their most valuable asset. If we could isolate and apply its components, we could do everything from quality-testing AI to re-engineering lawyer formation. jordanfurlong.substack.com/p/how-to-sur...
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Lawyers' professional judgment is their most valuable asset. If we could isolate and apply its components, we could do everything from quality-testing AI to re-engineering lawyer formation. jordanfurlong.substack.com/p/how-to-sur...
The simulation writers are recycling a a sub plot of "My Cousin Vinny"
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The simulation writers are recycling a a sub plot of "My Cousin Vinny"
I kinda of assumed the Kennedy center was just going to become the venue of a Vegas style residency for Nicki Minaj...
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I kinda of assumed the Kennedy center was just going to become the venue of a Vegas style residency for Nicki Minaj...
I do not understand what this place is sometimes.
January 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I do not understand what this place is sometimes.
It was five this morning.
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
It was five this morning.
What did you think was going to happen when you reelected Mayor Hummdinger?
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
What did you think was going to happen when you reelected Mayor Hummdinger?
Thrilled to talk AI, Innovation, and the technology trap with my friend @lawdroid.bsky.social
#legaltech #AI
#legaltech #AI
"𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘆 𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘆, 𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀, 𝘀𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲." Joey Gartner, Director and Counsel at the ABA Center for Innovation, has complained about this to me before—and he's right to push back on it. When Joey...
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Thrilled to talk AI, Innovation, and the technology trap with my friend @lawdroid.bsky.social
#legaltech #AI
#legaltech #AI
Im prepared to wear a 3 peice suit on flights when the Epstien files are released.
Duffy: "I can't mandate you dress up, but don't wear pajamas & slippers to the airport. If you dress a little better you behave a little better. We're all getting into tight airline seats. The prices go down when we do that. But I want people to be well behaved & Ia little better dressed would help"
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Im prepared to wear a 3 peice suit on flights when the Epstien files are released.
Hey.....I just won a bet.
Lmao the bubble is fit to burst, boys
This is a hysterical and insane choice, I hope they follow through!
This is a hysterical and insane choice, I hope they follow through!
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Hey.....I just won a bet.
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Hey. I get it if you're trying to de-Amazon. I stopped shopping there a few years ago. They're big evil.
But you know who's not big evil? Your favorite writers who're struggling cos people aren't buying their books anymore.
It's OK to use Kindle to support your faves. I'm giving you permission.
But you know who's not big evil? Your favorite writers who're struggling cos people aren't buying their books anymore.
It's OK to use Kindle to support your faves. I'm giving you permission.
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Hey. I get it if you're trying to de-Amazon. I stopped shopping there a few years ago. They're big evil.
But you know who's not big evil? Your favorite writers who're struggling cos people aren't buying their books anymore.
It's OK to use Kindle to support your faves. I'm giving you permission.
But you know who's not big evil? Your favorite writers who're struggling cos people aren't buying their books anymore.
It's OK to use Kindle to support your faves. I'm giving you permission.
Tough but fair.
Nottingham Forest are in a slog to avoid relegation for the third time in four seasons. A year on from the dream, reality has bitten back. It's a weird old club to support.
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Nottingham Forest's painful, desperate misstep
What should have been the focal point this season has become a complicated distraction
inews.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Tough but fair.
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Detroit is, in my admittedly humble opinion, a really lovely & deeply underrated American city.
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Detroit is, in my admittedly humble opinion, a really lovely & deeply underrated American city.
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🔴🌳 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗥: Nottingham Forest and Pisa have opened talks with Napoli to try to sign Lorenzo Lucca on a 6-months loan. #NFFC
[@NicoSchira]
[@NicoSchira]
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 PM
🔴🌳 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗥: Nottingham Forest and Pisa have opened talks with Napoli to try to sign Lorenzo Lucca on a 6-months loan. #NFFC
[@NicoSchira]
[@NicoSchira]
These NFL netflix Crossovers are out of control...are they going to let the cast of stranger things officiate the 2nd half?
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
These NFL netflix Crossovers are out of control...are they going to let the cast of stranger things officiate the 2nd half?
My kids ability to spot AI slop gives me faith in thier generation.
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My kids ability to spot AI slop gives me faith in thier generation.
For all the things that there are to be frustrated with, heres my bottom line:
Jared Goff was preapred to get killed to win that game. Anyone who says hes the problem is a fucking moron.
Jared Goff was preapred to get killed to win that game. Anyone who says hes the problem is a fucking moron.
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
For all the things that there are to be frustrated with, heres my bottom line:
Jared Goff was preapred to get killed to win that game. Anyone who says hes the problem is a fucking moron.
Jared Goff was preapred to get killed to win that game. Anyone who says hes the problem is a fucking moron.
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also, Lions fans, I don't want to hear any Jared Goff slander this man has taken a beating that would make Stafford cringe this year and he's still slinging
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
also, Lions fans, I don't want to hear any Jared Goff slander this man has taken a beating that would make Stafford cringe this year and he's still slinging
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Of all the ways you can lose a football game, the Lions have done all of them. What in the world.
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Of all the ways you can lose a football game, the Lions have done all of them. What in the world.
I just had to explain to my son's that in the grand scheme of devastating sports moments this isnt even the worst thing Aaron Rogers has done to the lions. #lifeispain #onepride
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I just had to explain to my son's that in the grand scheme of devastating sports moments this isnt even the worst thing Aaron Rogers has done to the lions. #lifeispain #onepride
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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
(I would not object to such an outcome.)
(I would not object to such an outcome.)
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
(I would not object to such an outcome.)
(I would not object to such an outcome.)
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At the AI Summit, watching yet another demo of AI email management, I kept thinking about The Emperor's New Clothes.
The clothes are beautiful! (PS: They don't exist). Sometimes lawyerly skepticism beats vendor enthusiasm.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/ai-e...
The clothes are beautiful! (PS: They don't exist). Sometimes lawyerly skepticism beats vendor enthusiasm.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/ai-e...
AI Email Tools For Legal: A Time Saver Or Emperor Without Clothes? - Above the Law
In legal, where the margin for error is small and the stakes are high, we can't afford to let AI vendor promises override our professional judgment.
abovethelaw.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
At the AI Summit, watching yet another demo of AI email management, I kept thinking about The Emperor's New Clothes.
The clothes are beautiful! (PS: They don't exist). Sometimes lawyerly skepticism beats vendor enthusiasm.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/ai-e...
The clothes are beautiful! (PS: They don't exist). Sometimes lawyerly skepticism beats vendor enthusiasm.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/ai-e...