Patrice Labubu 🏎️
@jfull1914.bsky.social
OG Data Scientist 👨🏾💻• I love golf 🏌🏾♂️•Duke alum😈•Lebron apologist 🤴🏾•UGA Dawgs fan🐶•#teamLH 🏎• ΦΒΣ•
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Wife gave me permission to post this, she was looking fine AF on her birthday last night. This prolly why we got to skip the line at Anderson .Paak’s club. I had so much fun celebrating her birthday. We did all her favorite things, coffee, shopping, museums, dinner, and dancing.
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Wife gave me permission to post this, she was looking fine AF on her birthday last night. This prolly why we got to skip the line at Anderson .Paak’s club. I had so much fun celebrating her birthday. We did all her favorite things, coffee, shopping, museums, dinner, and dancing.
I be jokingly taking about how expensive my wife is; but honestly, I love spoiling her. I always ask the universe to put me in a position where I don’t feel stressed about it. And when I give with an open heart, money always seems to find me.
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I be jokingly taking about how expensive my wife is; but honestly, I love spoiling her. I always ask the universe to put me in a position where I don’t feel stressed about it. And when I give with an open heart, money always seems to find me.
Got my lady a vintage watch for her bday. I was telling her cousin how I was stressed because I hadn’t found a gift yet. I open Vestiaire Collective and boom the perfect gift.
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Got my lady a vintage watch for her bday. I was telling her cousin how I was stressed because I hadn’t found a gift yet. I open Vestiaire Collective and boom the perfect gift.
I need to go pick up a birthday card for my wife, but I am also waiting for her birthday flowers to be delivered. I thought they would be here by now. They are messing up the timing of my surprise!
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I need to go pick up a birthday card for my wife, but I am also waiting for her birthday flowers to be delivered. I thought they would be here by now. They are messing up the timing of my surprise!
I have really strong manifestation powers. I don’t focus on the thing I want. I focus on how I would want to feel when I get it. And so many times during my day I just imagine the elation I will feel the tears of joy I will shed when this nigga dies.🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I have really strong manifestation powers. I don’t focus on the thing I want. I focus on how I would want to feel when I get it. And so many times during my day I just imagine the elation I will feel the tears of joy I will shed when this nigga dies.🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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My only regret was not informing my gf until a few days before the procedure. We had already discussed that I didn’t want kids but I wish I would’ve handled it better. Otherwise one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. Ain’t had to pull out in a decade.
What i have recently found out, men are some whole hoes about vasectomies.
Shit is a literal breeze (and reversible) while women have to have real ass surgery
Shit is a literal breeze (and reversible) while women have to have real ass surgery
January 21, 2026 at 6:30 PM
My only regret was not informing my gf until a few days before the procedure. We had already discussed that I didn’t want kids but I wish I would’ve handled it better. Otherwise one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. Ain’t had to pull out in a decade.
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No one can be watching this Davos speech and reach any conclusion but that the President of the United States is mentally disturbed and that something is deeply wrong with him. This is both embarrassing and extremely dangerous.
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
No one can be watching this Davos speech and reach any conclusion but that the President of the United States is mentally disturbed and that something is deeply wrong with him. This is both embarrassing and extremely dangerous.
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GLOBALLY people have been told lies about Black Americans. Those same people acknowledge that the USA is a propaganda machine that spins EVERYTHING but when it comes to what the US says about Black people, they buy it...BECAUSE THEY ALREADY BELIEVED IT.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
GLOBALLY people have been told lies about Black Americans. Those same people acknowledge that the USA is a propaganda machine that spins EVERYTHING but when it comes to what the US says about Black people, they buy it...BECAUSE THEY ALREADY BELIEVED IT.
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Maybe Greenland could invade us instead?
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Maybe Greenland could invade us instead?
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Trump has shown a mad obsession with suing everyone he can for anything he can think of or make up. If he's innocent, why is he named as a rapist in the Epstein files and why hasn't he sued anyone for calling him a pedophile?
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Trump has shown a mad obsession with suing everyone he can for anything he can think of or make up. If he's innocent, why is he named as a rapist in the Epstein files and why hasn't he sued anyone for calling him a pedophile?
Still can’t believe this happened
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Still can’t believe this happened
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this is beautiful in so so many ways.
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
this is beautiful in so so many ways.
My wife calls field goals “kickety pops”. She’ll be like, we need a touchdown not one of these little kickety pops!!! Bears got her stressed
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
My wife calls field goals “kickety pops”. She’ll be like, we need a touchdown not one of these little kickety pops!!! Bears got her stressed
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I think we’re nearing the end of civilization
January 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I think we’re nearing the end of civilization
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Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃
I don’t want to hear shit bout Josh Allen. Mahomes is at the crib jacking off to ICE videos and Josh couldn’t even make the conference championship smh
January 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I don’t want to hear shit bout Josh Allen. Mahomes is at the crib jacking off to ICE videos and Josh couldn’t even make the conference championship smh
Congratulations to Lewis Hamilton and the Denver Broncos.
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Congratulations to Lewis Hamilton and the Denver Broncos.
That was definitely pass interference.
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
That was definitely pass interference.
Gonna surprise my wife with a new MacBook when she gets home today. I was gonna wait until her bday next week but she got a lot of creative stuff coming up and her old MacBook be wheezing after a while. She’s had it for 9 years so I’d say she got her money’s worth.
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Gonna surprise my wife with a new MacBook when she gets home today. I was gonna wait until her bday next week but she got a lot of creative stuff coming up and her old MacBook be wheezing after a while. She’s had it for 9 years so I’d say she got her money’s worth.
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I feel like the Nobel peace prize people could have avoided this if they gave their medal to someone who dedicated their life to peace, rather than just "this person is an opposition leader."
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I feel like the Nobel peace prize people could have avoided this if they gave their medal to someone who dedicated their life to peace, rather than just "this person is an opposition leader."
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NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
It’s impossible to surprise my wife when we share a budgeting app!!! I think I’d have to go to the bank and get cash. But idk if it’s worth all that. I’m gonna just wait until closer to her bday.
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It’s impossible to surprise my wife when we share a budgeting app!!! I think I’d have to go to the bank and get cash. But idk if it’s worth all that. I’m gonna just wait until closer to her bday.
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