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magic donkey man
@jesseyellow.bsky.social
computer user / akai mpc user / classic gamer / father --> SF 🌉

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa?
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Finished a new track: soundcloud.com/invisiblerob...

This is a remix of the intro to Psygnosis's 1988 game Obliterator, music by David Whittaker!
Obliterator (Intro Remix)
This is a remix of the Obliterator Intro done by David Whittaker in 1988
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Finished a new track: soundcloud.com/invisiblerob...

This is a remix of the intro to Psygnosis's 1988 game Obliterator, music by David Whittaker!
Obliterator (Intro Remix)
This is a remix of the Obliterator Intro done by David Whittaker in 1988
soundcloud.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Good morning.

This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Good job LA. You did it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Damn this game is long. Though I regret eating so much miso soup earlier. What a rookie mistake.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Currently working on a remix of David Whittaker's "Obliterator intro theme". Those Psygnosis soundtracks were something else!
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ok, enough of the current administration comments. I forgot to mention I made a track recently: soundcloud.com/invisiblerob...
Rain
Chill, downtempo beat
soundcloud.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Donald Trump can eat dogshit.
October 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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what if ... we just never reopened the government
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’d be cool as fuck if he just croaked this weekend. Think of the partying!
October 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
So, nearly done with my first track I've worked on since maybe 2008? Taking a small break so it can sound fresh in my mind and tidy it up a bit more.

It's a huge milestone for me, and it's gotten me a lot more excited to make more stuff.
August 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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"Sir, a second pierogi refusal has taken place."
August 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Donald Trump is a fat old crusty bitch.
August 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I think it’s in our best interest to decide not to pay taxes for next year.
July 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Shout out to Pastel Dental on Geary for having an office dog sleep in my lap during cleaning!
June 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
MAGA is fucking stupid
June 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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REMINDER
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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Your Dad, waiting for you all to get in the damn car.

#FathersDay
June 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Dunston refuses to speak to police, asking for his lawyer. Harvey Nevada, the famed "Krazy Judge" who oversees mass trials of criminals with impunity for human rights abuses (including eugenics) asks the police: "what difference does it make what we say...?"
June 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Give me a white wine spritzer!
June 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT
SEGA INTERACTIVE 1995
SEGA GENESIS
June 3, 2024 at 11:50 AM