Jessa Sparks
@jessasparks.bsky.social
World can't hold me, too much ambition. Always knew it'd be like this when I was in the kitchen. Jay-Z
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October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation
August 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation
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Putting all your controllers in one directory and your views in another
Is like putting the cortisone and hemorrhoid cream in the drawer with toothpaste because they're all tubes.
Is like putting the cortisone and hemorrhoid cream in the drawer with toothpaste because they're all tubes.
August 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Putting all your controllers in one directory and your views in another
Is like putting the cortisone and hemorrhoid cream in the drawer with toothpaste because they're all tubes.
Is like putting the cortisone and hemorrhoid cream in the drawer with toothpaste because they're all tubes.
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The President sees a bad jobs report, and responds by getting rid of the person in charge of the statistics. This is how America becomes a third-rate country.
BREAKING: President Trump fires the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics hours after weak jobs report.
Trump fires labor statistics boss hours after weak jobs report
The president implied that the BLS commissioner, long-time federal employee Erika McEntarfer, manipulated the data "for political purposes."
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August 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The President sees a bad jobs report, and responds by getting rid of the person in charge of the statistics. This is how America becomes a third-rate country.
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New post by Randy Evans:
Central Iowa Water Works is struggling to remove enough nitrates to make its water safe for human consumption.
This is not just a Des Moines area problem. This is an all-of-Iowa problem.
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Central Iowa Water Works is struggling to remove enough nitrates to make its water safe for human consumption.
This is not just a Des Moines area problem. This is an all-of-Iowa problem.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/06/16/t...
There's more at stake in Iowa than brown lawns
Randy Evans: Central Iowa Water Works is struggling to make its water safe for human consumption. This is an all-of-Iowa problem.
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June 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
New post by Randy Evans:
Central Iowa Water Works is struggling to remove enough nitrates to make its water safe for human consumption.
This is not just a Des Moines area problem. This is an all-of-Iowa problem.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/06/16/t...
Central Iowa Water Works is struggling to remove enough nitrates to make its water safe for human consumption.
This is not just a Des Moines area problem. This is an all-of-Iowa problem.
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/06/16/t...
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Elon posting on X that Trump “is in the Epstein files” was definitely not on our bingo card.
June 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Elon posting on X that Trump “is in the Epstein files” was definitely not on our bingo card.
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Loyalty tests have officially arrived in the federal hiring process. The Trump administration just unveiled a so-called “Merit Hiring Plan”, which includes a quiz asking job applicants to name their favorite Trump policy or executive order.
June 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Loyalty tests have officially arrived in the federal hiring process. The Trump administration just unveiled a so-called “Merit Hiring Plan”, which includes a quiz asking job applicants to name their favorite Trump policy or executive order.
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CUT MY LIST IN TWO PIECES
THAT’S HOW YOU START QUICKSORT
THAT’S HOW YOU START QUICKSORT
May 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
CUT MY LIST IN TWO PIECES
THAT’S HOW YOU START QUICKSORT
THAT’S HOW YOU START QUICKSORT
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Somebody should have used Victoria’s Secret Manager.
Source: Victoria's Secret stops some office operations and tells staff to avoid using its tech amid a "security incident" that also disrupted its website (Bloomberg)
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May 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Somebody should have used Victoria’s Secret Manager.
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America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.
May 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.
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“I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]
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May 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social
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Trump’s Tariffs: By The Numbers
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April 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump’s Tariffs: By The Numbers
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Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Elections have consequences
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New Fitness Tracker Monitors Amount Of Exercise Users Watch On TV
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March 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New Fitness Tracker Monitors Amount Of Exercise Users Watch On TV
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Tums Introduces New Sternly Worded Note Reminding Consumers They Know Better Than To Eat That Stuff
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March 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tums Introduces New Sternly Worded Note Reminding Consumers They Know Better Than To Eat That Stuff
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18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
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We're not done yet | 18F
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March 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
18f.org
18f.org
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What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
January 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.
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It blows my mind that Iowa Attorney General Brenna Bird casts herself as the savior trying to protect “critical classroom accommodations for kids.” She’s suing to make Section 504 unenforceable in every context.
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Brenna Bird hid the ball on major disability case. Now she's lying about it
Laura Belin: Iowa's attorney general and her staff have lied repeatedly about a federal lawsuit that could blow up Section 504 protections.
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February 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It blows my mind that Iowa Attorney General Brenna Bird casts herself as the savior trying to protect “critical classroom accommodations for kids.” She’s suing to make Section 504 unenforceable in every context.
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www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/02/16/b...
The best kind of flowers
February 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The best kind of flowers
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Trump & Musk are making massive cuts to the National Institutes of Health.
I know there is a lot going on right now, but this is one of worst things they have done so far, will affect cancer research and trials, the search for cures, innovation and competitiveness, our universities. Your lives.
I know there is a lot going on right now, but this is one of worst things they have done so far, will affect cancer research and trials, the search for cures, innovation and competitiveness, our universities. Your lives.
February 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Trump & Musk are making massive cuts to the National Institutes of Health.
I know there is a lot going on right now, but this is one of worst things they have done so far, will affect cancer research and trials, the search for cures, innovation and competitiveness, our universities. Your lives.
I know there is a lot going on right now, but this is one of worst things they have done so far, will affect cancer research and trials, the search for cures, innovation and competitiveness, our universities. Your lives.