Jenn Of Ark
@jennofark.bsky.social
Involuntarily retired childless cat lady. Would rather be sleeping.
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Reminder: Trump is an adjudicated rapist, a convicted felon on 34 counts of fraud, and an insurrectionist.
The US doesn't care about criminality or corruption.
The US doesn't care about criminality or corruption.
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Reminder: Trump is an adjudicated rapist, a convicted felon on 34 counts of fraud, and an insurrectionist.
The US doesn't care about criminality or corruption.
The US doesn't care about criminality or corruption.
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#GVerse via @chariselee.bsky.social
Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan
Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
#GVerse via @chariselee.bsky.social
Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan
Incredible interpretation of popping, hip hop freestyle and art of ballet‼️ Yo-Yo Ma and Lil Buck - The Swan
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Watch.
“Keepers of the Flame” (1942). 🖖
“Keepers of the Flame” (1942). 🖖
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Watch.
“Keepers of the Flame” (1942). 🖖
“Keepers of the Flame” (1942). 🖖
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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"We’re a tech-forward, future-oriented company that doesn’t shy away from the promise of new innovation—even if that innovation is a Giant Plagiarism Machine™ that copy-pastes existing innovation into fake sentient sentences." #McSweeneysTop25of2025
A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
Our 12th most-read article of 2025. - - -Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my at...
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December 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"We’re a tech-forward, future-oriented company that doesn’t shy away from the promise of new innovation—even if that innovation is a Giant Plagiarism Machine™ that copy-pastes existing innovation into fake sentient sentences." #McSweeneysTop25of2025
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The worst part is the bit where the SCOTUS and Congress aided & abetted.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The worst part is the bit where the SCOTUS and Congress aided & abetted.
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I feel this, deeply. I look forward to holidays when siblings visit so I can take a week to myself. Even if I end up driving up to my mom's and back on the holiday. That's one day, not half the week.
My sister is here; so I have had a week where I could mostly stay at home and enjoy my own kids visiting instead of going over to my parents’ house to care for them. I went there yesterday & on Christmas Eve but have stayed away otherwise since Monday. It has been a relief, honestly.
December 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I feel this, deeply. I look forward to holidays when siblings visit so I can take a week to myself. Even if I end up driving up to my mom's and back on the holiday. That's one day, not half the week.
Yes indeed, because we had heard the stories about Rudy peddling pardons for cash near the end of Trump 1.0.
Here's what's fun about this: Some guy convicted of fraud for stealing people's money pays Trump off with some of the stolen money, gets pardoned, and then is off the hook for restitution.
Here's what's fun about this: Some guy convicted of fraud for stealing people's money pays Trump off with some of the stolen money, gets pardoned, and then is off the hook for restitution.
Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.
December 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yes indeed, because we had heard the stories about Rudy peddling pardons for cash near the end of Trump 1.0.
Here's what's fun about this: Some guy convicted of fraud for stealing people's money pays Trump off with some of the stolen money, gets pardoned, and then is off the hook for restitution.
Here's what's fun about this: Some guy convicted of fraud for stealing people's money pays Trump off with some of the stolen money, gets pardoned, and then is off the hook for restitution.
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Isn't she lovely? For Christmas dinner, I made the Ina Garten roast chicken, stuffed with a cut head of garlic, a cut lemon, and a bunch of fresh thyme. For sides we had mushroom risotto and roasted Brussel sprouts tossed in a simple dressing of lemon juice w/lemon zest, parmesan, and thyme.
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Isn't she lovely? For Christmas dinner, I made the Ina Garten roast chicken, stuffed with a cut head of garlic, a cut lemon, and a bunch of fresh thyme. For sides we had mushroom risotto and roasted Brussel sprouts tossed in a simple dressing of lemon juice w/lemon zest, parmesan, and thyme.
What's your Christmas style?
This is mine: About 15 years ago, I found some holiday wrap that had Justin Bieber heads all over it. "I'm wrapping EVERYONE'S presents in THAT," was my thought.
But that wasn't enough. So I used a Sharpie to draw a dick grazing the lips of every Bieber mouth on every
This is mine: About 15 years ago, I found some holiday wrap that had Justin Bieber heads all over it. "I'm wrapping EVERYONE'S presents in THAT," was my thought.
But that wasn't enough. So I used a Sharpie to draw a dick grazing the lips of every Bieber mouth on every
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
What's your Christmas style?
This is mine: About 15 years ago, I found some holiday wrap that had Justin Bieber heads all over it. "I'm wrapping EVERYONE'S presents in THAT," was my thought.
But that wasn't enough. So I used a Sharpie to draw a dick grazing the lips of every Bieber mouth on every
This is mine: About 15 years ago, I found some holiday wrap that had Justin Bieber heads all over it. "I'm wrapping EVERYONE'S presents in THAT," was my thought.
But that wasn't enough. So I used a Sharpie to draw a dick grazing the lips of every Bieber mouth on every
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ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
Unfortunately, Santa's reindeer were stricken with an exotic tropical virus while he was delivering gifts in South America, so he loaded all the gifts onto a boat in Caracas to get here and ... oh no ... OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Unfortunately, Santa's reindeer were stricken with an exotic tropical virus while he was delivering gifts in South America, so he loaded all the gifts onto a boat in Caracas to get here and ... oh no ... OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Who thought it was a GOOD IDEA to have Trump talk to children about what they want for Christmas? Creepy grandpa asking little girls how old they are. Ick!!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Who thought it was a GOOD IDEA to have Trump talk to children about what they want for Christmas? Creepy grandpa asking little girls how old they are. Ick!!!
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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dear god, my nose has been running like a faucet since this afternoon. I sure hope this cold is out of the way before Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
dear god, my nose has been running like a faucet since this afternoon. I sure hope this cold is out of the way before Christmas.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So with Christmas in sight, I have come down with my traditional holiday cold. At least I have a few days to get over it before Christmas, and I am not feeling really bad, just stuffed up and a little achy in the evening.
December 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
So with Christmas in sight, I have come down with my traditional holiday cold. At least I have a few days to get over it before Christmas, and I am not feeling really bad, just stuffed up and a little achy in the evening.
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The only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of is the Epstein files.
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of is the Epstein files.
One Battle After Another is now showing on HBO. It's a banger!
Is it just me, or did it not used to take a lot longer for a theatrical release to end up on streaming? Seems like this movie just came out six months ago.
Is it just me, or did it not used to take a lot longer for a theatrical release to end up on streaming? Seems like this movie just came out six months ago.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
One Battle After Another is now showing on HBO. It's a banger!
Is it just me, or did it not used to take a lot longer for a theatrical release to end up on streaming? Seems like this movie just came out six months ago.
Is it just me, or did it not used to take a lot longer for a theatrical release to end up on streaming? Seems like this movie just came out six months ago.
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A very Trumpy Christmas.
Sing-a-long.
Sing-a-long.
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A very Trumpy Christmas.
Sing-a-long.
Sing-a-long.