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El J Gales
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Fick erf, you sad pathtic winker.

Long-suffering Ospreys fan.

Fuck the WRU.
Pinned
Every morning I take my Dog out for a walk and a poo, in the park..it's brilliant, she always barks to let me know if someone is coming. So I can quickly pull up my jeans and pretend I was looking for her ball...
Roses are red,
Helen of Troy
February 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Yesterday was a good day.
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
This looks worryingly familiar...
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Sing along
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Podcasts - giving insufferable gobshites a voice since the 2010s.
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Lot of complaints on here about the in-play adverts on ITV. They've spent a lot of money on this, and it's been kept free to air. I'm not sure what more people want. They'd be the first to moan it went behind a paywall!

#rugby #sixnations #FRAvIRE
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Roses are red,
Salespeople love funnels
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Do you think Chewbacca had a human dick, or one of those red rocket things like dogs have ? Disney won't respond to my emails...
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Donald Out-grossed a room of 30 people when he involuntarily shat himself live on TV.
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
WRU statement: after the excitement of the stadium naming rights, we are excited to announce our most high profile signing yet. Lord Mandelson will be in charge of hospitality at the stadium with a dual role in the youth player pathway.

Absolutely laughable. I talked about the waste years ago.
Welsh Rugby missed out on £45m in previous Principality Stadium deal
The Welsh Rugby Union lost £45m from underselling the naming rights to the Principality Stadium, according to a new report.
www.cityam.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
You're sacked too, because you do THIS all the time!
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My cock was in the Guinness Book of Records recently...

then the librarian told me to put it out of it…
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Usually when Melania 1 doesn't want to the public engagements
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Sarah Atherton on this Reform broadcast is laughable.

She and the rest of the Tory wankers are largely responsible for the mess we are in.

Fuck off, you brass necked cunt.
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Qarabag, the golden creamy bar
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Dogs can't do X-Rays, but cats can.
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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This picture from Red Dwarf's "Confidence and Paranoia" is THE MOST perfect representation of human interaction with ChatGPT I have ever seen.
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
WRU: fans are not buying tickets for the Principality so we’ll hold our games at Twickenham and get no revenue from the game.
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Oh dear
January 26, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Really shows you how tough it is for the Wales players with all the nonsense going on.

Jac Morgan, having to be put on oxygen after reading the press releases from WRU.
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM