Jenn Of Ark
jennofark.bsky.social
Jenn Of Ark
@jennofark.bsky.social
Involuntarily retired childless cat lady. Would rather be sleeping.
This is a guy who has believed for nearly 8 full decades that if he just claps his jaws hard enough, Tinkerbell won't die.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reposted by Jenn Of Ark
Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You know what's so great about this - besides Swalwell being basically a very decent and competent guy - is that if Trump/Bondi proceed with a politically motivated prosecution against him, it will only drive his vote totals higher.
California needs a fighter and protector. I’m running for Governor.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Time for some late-night Iggy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fWw...
Iggy Pop - The Passenger (Official Video)
YouTube video by Iggy Pop Official
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Reposted by Jenn Of Ark
I'm not an enormous fan of the stone roses but this tune is one of our generations greats, whenever it comes on the radio I'm singing the bass part (in my head, with my teeth). The fella could play and he played with feeling

youtu.be/A7DLD1tYOnw?...
Fools Gold (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by The Stone Roses - Topic
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
congratulations to the convict in chief, who's managed to match the approval numbers it took George W. Bush 8 years to achieve ... in only 10 months.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Jenn Of Ark
Dug out some phone shots taken around Oaxaca since June. I then made an album of the ones I liked in Lightroom. Here’s the first group of four.

@lovebethandrobots.bsky.social
@mpavictoria.bsky.social
@jennofark.bsky.social
@malaclypse.bsky.social
@mwriston.bsky.social
@aimaiami.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Jenn Of Ark
"Look, things happen. And what happens at Camp Crystal Lake should stay at Camp Crystal Lake. We can’t hold everyone accountable for every little thing they’ve ever done."
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just had a fun thought:

Imagine how Lindy Li must feel right about now, having jumped on the MAGA bus less than a year before it went careening off the cliff and knowing there's no way back.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
To an honest and intelligent person, there is nothing so infuriating as the disrespect of a liar who smilingly tells you that the evidence of your own eyes and experience is wrong. I keep saying this guy reminds me of the Leland Townsend character in "Evil." It's not just because he looks like him.
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?

HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--

KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In terms of purposely offensive band names, I feel like "Hitler's Micropenis" could be the 2025 equivalent of the Dead Kennedys.
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Y'all ... I'm just going to keep retweeting it until you watch it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Pssssst .... you guys .... you really really need to see this. No excuse for it not getting retweeted!
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The Faux Fur Granny Thong Skims Forgot About #proaging #over60
YouTube video by Ande Lyons
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You shut down responses, but look at powdered aluminum hydroxide. Added to food, it acts as a binder to keep phosphorus out of the kidneys, preventing further damage. I had a cat diagnosed at 14 who wouldn't eat the kidney diet foods. She lived another 4 yrs with no further loss of kidney function.
cw: pet illness

Colby's been officially diagnosed with kidney disease. She's 19. It was expected. To make the rest of her life as comfy as I can she'll need a diet change, a few meds. And I'll need to take her for fluid treatments.

If you ever wanted to get a comm from me now would be so helpful.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by Jenn Of Ark
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This will be easy for me to do, since I never go to Starbucks anyway. Haven't set foot in one or driven through in more than 10 years, and the only reason I was ever in one in the first place was because of business meetings when people wanted to meet there.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Thanks to all the posters putting up pictures of the aurora, which prompted me to go outside and look for it. And guess what? Even though we aren't getting the intensity or patterns you folks up north are seeing, there's a faint pink tint to the sky all the way down here in central Arkansas!
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This is really old, but it occurred to me that some of you might have never seen it. Trust me. You want to see it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2x...
66 THE African Grey! Ruby, The Swearing Parrot X Rated Parrot 1
YouTube video by s dd
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reposted by Jenn Of Ark
THIS!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Jenn Of Ark
#GVerse 😱👀
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm seeing a lot of "Dems caved AGAIN!" takes & while at first glance yes, they did blink first ... where was this gonna end up? Ask yourself, if Dems HAD managed to get their Republican Senate colleagues to agree to restore ACA subsidies, how would play out? They would have to get House approval 1/
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reposted by Jenn Of Ark
Based on a true story?
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM