Jennifer Murchison 💙😎
@jennmurch.bsky.social
“What is up, Monsieur Le Physician?” - Bugs Bunny
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Of course they did.👇
August 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Of course they did.👇
Things which can be freely blamed for anything going wrong, even minutely wrong:
1) solar flares
2) patriarchy
3) capitalism
1) solar flares
2) patriarchy
3) capitalism
August 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Things which can be freely blamed for anything going wrong, even minutely wrong:
1) solar flares
2) patriarchy
3) capitalism
1) solar flares
2) patriarchy
3) capitalism
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😬The Supreme Court will consider whether the intentional creation of a majority-minority congressional district violates the 14th or 15th Amendments.
If the answer is yes, SCOTUS will effectively declare that what remains of the Voting Rights Act is unconstitutional. This is very, very ominous.
If the answer is yes, SCOTUS will effectively declare that what remains of the Voting Rights Act is unconstitutional. This is very, very ominous.
August 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
😬The Supreme Court will consider whether the intentional creation of a majority-minority congressional district violates the 14th or 15th Amendments.
If the answer is yes, SCOTUS will effectively declare that what remains of the Voting Rights Act is unconstitutional. This is very, very ominous.
If the answer is yes, SCOTUS will effectively declare that what remains of the Voting Rights Act is unconstitutional. This is very, very ominous.
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My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
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And yet Joe Rogan puts guests on who say "Vaccines aren't actually responsible for the reduction in infectious diseases.”
March 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And yet Joe Rogan puts guests on who say "Vaccines aren't actually responsible for the reduction in infectious diseases.”
Haven’t made a pecan pie in a long while. Between the price of eggs and the price of pecans, this might be the most expensive pie I’ve ever made.
I hope it tastes good!!!
I hope it tastes good!!!
March 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Haven’t made a pecan pie in a long while. Between the price of eggs and the price of pecans, this might be the most expensive pie I’ve ever made.
I hope it tastes good!!!
I hope it tastes good!!!
Has Richard Clarke weighed in on SignalGate yet?
March 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Has Richard Clarke weighed in on SignalGate yet?
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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“These are life and death issues.”
Jeffrey Goldberg speaks out after top Trump officials accidentally texted him war plans.
Jeffrey Goldberg speaks out after top Trump officials accidentally texted him war plans.
March 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“These are life and death issues.”
Jeffrey Goldberg speaks out after top Trump officials accidentally texted him war plans.
Jeffrey Goldberg speaks out after top Trump officials accidentally texted him war plans.
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Avoiding town halls, dismissing those who depend on social security, shamelessly hawking Tesla stock, firing thousands of veterans...
They're telling you exactly who they are accountable to.
Hint: It's not you.
They're telling you exactly who they are accountable to.
Hint: It's not you.
March 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Avoiding town halls, dismissing those who depend on social security, shamelessly hawking Tesla stock, firing thousands of veterans...
They're telling you exactly who they are accountable to.
Hint: It's not you.
They're telling you exactly who they are accountable to.
Hint: It's not you.
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Maverick: I just happe—
Goose: We!
Maverick: *We* just happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That’s classified.
Charlie: It’s what?!
Maverick: It’s classified—I could tell you but then you’d have to leave the chat on advice of counsel.
Goose: We!
Maverick: *We* just happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That’s classified.
Charlie: It’s what?!
Maverick: It’s classified—I could tell you but then you’d have to leave the chat on advice of counsel.
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Maverick: I just happe—
Goose: We!
Maverick: *We* just happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That’s classified.
Charlie: It’s what?!
Maverick: It’s classified—I could tell you but then you’d have to leave the chat on advice of counsel.
Goose: We!
Maverick: *We* just happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That’s classified.
Charlie: It’s what?!
Maverick: It’s classified—I could tell you but then you’d have to leave the chat on advice of counsel.
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So many people ask me what accommodations students get at college for X disability (such as dyslexia). It doesn’t work that way. I explain why: https://bit.ly/ECHFAQ6
#CollegeTransition #ADHDparent #EduSky #Dyslexia #LearningDisabilities #College #SpecialEducation #SchoolPsychology
#CollegeTransition #ADHDparent #EduSky #Dyslexia #LearningDisabilities #College #SpecialEducation #SchoolPsychology
FAQ #6: What accommodations can students with X kind of disability get at college?
When students with learning disabilities or ADHD transition to college, they may wonder whether accommodations are assigned by diagnosis or disability catego...
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March 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
So many people ask me what accommodations students get at college for X disability (such as dyslexia). It doesn’t work that way. I explain why: https://bit.ly/ECHFAQ6
#CollegeTransition #ADHDparent #EduSky #Dyslexia #LearningDisabilities #College #SpecialEducation #SchoolPsychology
#CollegeTransition #ADHDparent #EduSky #Dyslexia #LearningDisabilities #College #SpecialEducation #SchoolPsychology
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What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
March 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
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Reminder. Pass it on.
March 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Reminder. Pass it on.
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Well this is awkward
March 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well this is awkward
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I know national security and war aren’t things to joke about.
But we really deserved the memes generated today.
Thank you all for your service.
Now back to our regularly scheduled *waves hands at everything*
But we really deserved the memes generated today.
Thank you all for your service.
Now back to our regularly scheduled *waves hands at everything*
March 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I know national security and war aren’t things to joke about.
But we really deserved the memes generated today.
Thank you all for your service.
Now back to our regularly scheduled *waves hands at everything*
But we really deserved the memes generated today.
Thank you all for your service.
Now back to our regularly scheduled *waves hands at everything*
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I’d like to point out that Pete Hegseth was allegedly sober when he fucked this up.
#TheBestPeople
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
#TheBestPeople
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’d like to point out that Pete Hegseth was allegedly sober when he fucked this up.
#TheBestPeople
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#TheBestPeople
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
I did not have this on my March Madness bracket.
March 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I did not have this on my March Madness bracket.
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Donald Trump targeted AP and legacy media did nothing.
Donald Trump has now targeted two large law firms and Big Law is silent.
You all read Martin Niemöller's poem “First They Came.”
So, I ask you -- What are you doing?
Donald Trump has now targeted two large law firms and Big Law is silent.
You all read Martin Niemöller's poem “First They Came.”
So, I ask you -- What are you doing?
March 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Donald Trump targeted AP and legacy media did nothing.
Donald Trump has now targeted two large law firms and Big Law is silent.
You all read Martin Niemöller's poem “First They Came.”
So, I ask you -- What are you doing?
Donald Trump has now targeted two large law firms and Big Law is silent.
You all read Martin Niemöller's poem “First They Came.”
So, I ask you -- What are you doing?
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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This is really smart by @sanders.senate.gov Go to republican districts and push voters to pressure their republican reps.
www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...
www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...
Thousands in Midwestern GOP Districts Attend Sanders' First Stops on Tour to Fight Oligarchy | Common Dreams
Senator Bernie Sanders is on a mission to fight oligarchy and empower the people. With a powerful message against Trumpism and billionaire influence, he's rallying Americans to stand up for democracy....
www.commondreams.org
February 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is really smart by @sanders.senate.gov Go to republican districts and push voters to pressure their republican reps.
www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...
www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...
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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
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Sigh. I don't know what to tell anyone who in 2025 still thinks Trump has ever shown business acumen in any traditional sense of the word.
Self promotion acumen, sure.
Self promotion acumen, sure.
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sigh. I don't know what to tell anyone who in 2025 still thinks Trump has ever shown business acumen in any traditional sense of the word.
Self promotion acumen, sure.
Self promotion acumen, sure.
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Musk is pouring $1.5 million into Wisconsin’s upcoming Supreme Court race.
February 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Musk is pouring $1.5 million into Wisconsin’s upcoming Supreme Court race.