Jenn
@jennhamm.bsky.social
Formerly Sally & jennnhammm on the bad app. My life is changing for the better every day.
Fighting video game called Catfight. You play as housecats and fight each other. Each cat has a supermove. Who wants this free idea?
You ever just think up a game that doesn't exist and you'll never be able to make, AND its too niche for someone else to make anything like it
Terrible feeling.
Terrible feeling.
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fighting video game called Catfight. You play as housecats and fight each other. Each cat has a supermove. Who wants this free idea?
I have a heel spur! Just a little teeny one says the doctor. Meanwhile I'm in so much pain I can hardly walk
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have a heel spur! Just a little teeny one says the doctor. Meanwhile I'm in so much pain I can hardly walk
RIP KING
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
RIP KING
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
Jet is helping me clean the floor by contributing
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Jet is helping me clean the floor by contributing
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
I had a great dream where I saw AF1 flying overhead but it suddenly turned around and landed in my neighborhood, so I ran over and started filming and saw Trump stumble out and stroke out and die, and I got millions for my video
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I had a great dream where I saw AF1 flying overhead but it suddenly turned around and landed in my neighborhood, so I ran over and started filming and saw Trump stumble out and stroke out and die, and I got millions for my video
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
The furnace broke, which means more intense cat cuddles
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The furnace broke, which means more intense cat cuddles
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
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*young women & GIRLS
While spouting rhetoric about "protecting the children" & "protecting women" by attacking trans people, banning books, telling kids they can't say gay, cutting SNAP benefits, rolling back child labor laws & marriage age, etc...
We must name the pedophilic hypocrisies clearly.
While spouting rhetoric about "protecting the children" & "protecting women" by attacking trans people, banning books, telling kids they can't say gay, cutting SNAP benefits, rolling back child labor laws & marriage age, etc...
We must name the pedophilic hypocrisies clearly.
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
*young women & GIRLS
While spouting rhetoric about "protecting the children" & "protecting women" by attacking trans people, banning books, telling kids they can't say gay, cutting SNAP benefits, rolling back child labor laws & marriage age, etc...
We must name the pedophilic hypocrisies clearly.
While spouting rhetoric about "protecting the children" & "protecting women" by attacking trans people, banning books, telling kids they can't say gay, cutting SNAP benefits, rolling back child labor laws & marriage age, etc...
We must name the pedophilic hypocrisies clearly.
It's very foggy in town tonight but
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's very foggy in town tonight but
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I got half of my EBT money for the month?? I was expecting zero so okay
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I got half of my EBT money for the month?? I was expecting zero so okay
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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Only one thing could make this night even better
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Only one thing could make this night even better
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I hope it's respectful today to recommend Adam McKay's movie "VICE," a bio-pic of Dick Cheney with one more amazing transformation by Christian Bale, a brilliant choice for narrator, and some truly daring/nuts fourth-wall breaking.
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I hope it's respectful today to recommend Adam McKay's movie "VICE," a bio-pic of Dick Cheney with one more amazing transformation by Christian Bale, a brilliant choice for narrator, and some truly daring/nuts fourth-wall breaking.
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
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well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
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Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.
Sometimes anxiety hits you really bad and you have to cope by making a Junkcoochie board
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sometimes anxiety hits you really bad and you have to cope by making a Junkcoochie board
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Search TWICE on Google, and see the magic happens. 😉
October 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Search TWICE on Google, and see the magic happens. 😉