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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.
June 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you’ve never seen one before, this is a strawberry finch.
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In city after city, police are the single biggest budget item.
And I don’t mean like 2% when everything else is 1%. I mean like 40%.
Police take priority over drug treatment, psych care, housing, etc etc etc.
And now we are here.
And I don’t mean like 2% when everything else is 1%. I mean like 40%.
Police take priority over drug treatment, psych care, housing, etc etc etc.
And now we are here.
June 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
In city after city, police are the single biggest budget item.
And I don’t mean like 2% when everything else is 1%. I mean like 40%.
Police take priority over drug treatment, psych care, housing, etc etc etc.
And now we are here.
And I don’t mean like 2% when everything else is 1%. I mean like 40%.
Police take priority over drug treatment, psych care, housing, etc etc etc.
And now we are here.
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"em dashes are a sign that something was written by AI" you are simply jealous that i've memorized that I can hold alt and press 0151 on the numpad to produce an em dash whenever i desire. look: —. it's beautiful. i'll even do it again: —
May 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
"em dashes are a sign that something was written by AI" you are simply jealous that i've memorized that I can hold alt and press 0151 on the numpad to produce an em dash whenever i desire. look: —. it's beautiful. i'll even do it again: —
I think we, as humans, really nailed it with traffic cones. Really good design
April 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I think we, as humans, really nailed it with traffic cones. Really good design
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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How I describe my group of friends
March 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How I describe my group of friends
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wow this SUCKS
NPR CEO Katherine Maher says she regrets her years-old tweets calling Trump a fascist and a deranged racist: "I regret those tweets, I wouldn't tweet them against today. They represented a time when I was reflecting on something that the president had said rather than who he is."
March 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
wow this SUCKS
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Women naturally gravitate towards caretaking roles, which is why they are biologically disposed towards battlefield close air support for infantry and armor and aircraft designed to fill that role. It’s basic science.
the fact that most of the A-10 pilots I ever worked with or had CAF come in were flown by women only makes this better.
March 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Women naturally gravitate towards caretaking roles, which is why they are biologically disposed towards battlefield close air support for infantry and armor and aircraft designed to fill that role. It’s basic science.
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I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.
March 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.
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The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds
February 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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White-blue-white flag - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
March 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.
100% of his salary is paid by WA state.
Elon fired him. Share his story.
100% of his salary is paid by WA state.
Elon fired him. Share his story.
February 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.
100% of his salary is paid by WA state.
Elon fired him. Share his story.
100% of his salary is paid by WA state.
Elon fired him. Share his story.
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"Personality predates ideology. Meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole."
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
A truly striking feature of the modern conservative movement is that they’re all such Assholes. Not a graceful, let alone witty, one among them.
Never before in history has someone so badly needed to be asked the question, "Who the fuck are you at home?"
February 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Personality predates ideology. Meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole."
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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Bippus Plumbing Co.
Bippus, IN
Bippus, IN
February 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bippus Plumbing Co.
Bippus, IN
Bippus, IN
My definition of an adult is someone who lives their life aware they are sharing the world with others.
January 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My definition of an adult is someone who lives their life aware they are sharing the world with others.
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
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The is is legit one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.
January 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The is is legit one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.
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My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
October 23, 2023 at 4:14 PM
My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other