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Obscure and Terrible
I know I do this like once a week but dear god I’m so sick of working on Sundays when I don’t have to.

I will not be able to stomach another 40 years of this shit
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Had the stupid fucking idea to see how far underwater I was on my car loan, that was a mistake
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We love taking our beloved pets to the vet to find out they have a $1200 tummy ache don’t we folks
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Literally I am so bad at my job but 80% of my coworkers are women so I just come up with one good idea every once in a while and talk about how I can’t find a boyfriend and that’s really all I have to do
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whoever owns the bottle shoppe in broad ripple has a very impressive Porsche collection
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I hate the word “mandate” but by god Spanberger has one at this point
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sickos:
This 2000 Honda CR-V is a right-hand-drive example that was sold new in Japan and imported to the United States in 2025. Showing ~52k miles, it's listed now with no reserve on BaT!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2000-honda-cr-v-9/
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Seahawks putting on a damn clinic right now
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Starting to really love smoking cigarettes again which I’m sure is a great sign for my mental health
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This probably makes me a traitor but I will never root for an LA sports team
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Is it stupid to buy a one bedroom condo….

I have never done this before but I’m looking at buying a house wtf
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hot desking in a sweatshop like this would cause me to have a meltdown several times a week.

Someone would take my unassigned- assigned seat and I wouldn’t know what to do all day long
Congrats workers on your new hell zone
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I ripped my suit pants today at work fml

I’m pretty sure they’re not repairable and I can’t afford a new suit rn 😭
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The white cis man edgelord phase sorting hat is just the 4chan board you spent the most time on from 13-17
i see cis white people now having the "actually most of us didn't have a nazi edgelord phase and it's weird you think that" convo. who says there's no such thing as collective progress
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Somebody tell him to let me hold $500 real quick
NEWS: Indiana and coach Curt Cignetti have agreed to an eight-year contract with an average annual compensation of $11.6 million.
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I like him! I think he’s cute. Would consider getting a tattoo of him
Ghost turnip, Fintown, County Donegal, Ireland, c. 1900 (replica), National Museum of Ireland
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I see shit like this and start to understand why old men approach me at work and go on racist rants unprovoked

I have MAGA physiognomy :(
Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
based based based based based based based based based based
October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s so fucking sick that we got the NFL and the NBA in the national divorce.

We’re likely to also get the MLB (Too many Latinos) and the NHL (Canadians)

We also have MLS (Soy and globalist)
Turning Point USA announced it will host counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show, called “The All American Halftime Show,” as MAGA critics have been enraged over the selection of Bad Bunny as the 2026 headliner.
MAGA rage over Bad Bunny at Super Bowl sparks an alternative show
Counterprogramming hosted by the group that Charlie Kirk founded spotlights the growing political polarization surrounding one of the biggest events of the year.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m vindicated for my undying support of the perfect martini

Let it be known I am yet again ahead of the trend
Here I am in Slate, bravely coming out in favor of sweet, wet martinis (they gave this a more dramatic headline than intended but I stand by my feelings) slate.com/life/2025/10...
One of the Greatest Cocktails Has Been Ruined by a Nasty Trend. But There’s Hope on the Horizon.
The era of bracing bravado is coming to an end.
slate.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
For the last several nights I have been having dreams about living in a non-Euclidean apartment and it has been very strange
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM