Jed Banta
@jedb.bsky.social
He/Him
Fun loving player of TTRPGs, enjoyer of sports (Jazz, Penguins, SF Giants, and Univeristy of Utah athletics), and creator of food
Fun loving player of TTRPGs, enjoyer of sports (Jazz, Penguins, SF Giants, and Univeristy of Utah athletics), and creator of food
Mormons get a lot of fair hate, but they were absolutely cooking when they came up with fry sauce
Mayo is so underrated and hated on. Put that shit on some fries. Mix a little hot sauce in it
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Mormons get a lot of fair hate, but they were absolutely cooking when they came up with fry sauce
Just go fucking sit in the cuck chair bro
No one’s feelings are wrong. That’s not my point. We’re in a real battle, against a corrupt and malevolent foe, with huge stakes. We must win.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just go fucking sit in the cuck chair bro
@padilla.senate.gov and @schiff.senate.gov will never receive another vote from me if they don't call for Chuck Schumer's resignation as minority leader.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
@padilla.senate.gov and @schiff.senate.gov will never receive another vote from me if they don't call for Chuck Schumer's resignation as minority leader.
Mamdami is going to implement Sarsaparilla Law. Everyone will be forced to enjoy an ice cold, crisp beverage on hot summer days
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Mamdami is going to implement Sarsaparilla Law. Everyone will be forced to enjoy an ice cold, crisp beverage on hot summer days
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
theonion.com/show-me...
theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
theonion.com/show-me...
theonion.com/show-me...
Flying Spaghetti Monster save us from Dems who just want to 'run it back' election after election. I'm so exhausted with people who think pushing the party to be better is bad.
April 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Flying Spaghetti Monster save us from Dems who just want to 'run it back' election after election. I'm so exhausted with people who think pushing the party to be better is bad.
It's absolutely wild to quote tweet this and turn off responses. There's no 'good time' to talk about generational change in a political party. And it's possible to care about many things at once 👍
This is such a white people thing to care about right now. 🙄
There's nothing wrong with wanting the party to be better. There are elements of the party that DO need to get younger. Everything is not ageism.
April 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's absolutely wild to quote tweet this and turn off responses. There's no 'good time' to talk about generational change in a political party. And it's possible to care about many things at once 👍
RELEASE THE DIRECTOR'S CUT
TDE’s Punch confirms Kendrick Lamar’s “Euphoria” was originally longer and more vicious.
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/back...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/back...
April 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
RELEASE THE DIRECTOR'S CUT
NHL absolutely cooked so hard with the #fournations tourny
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
NHL absolutely cooked so hard with the #fournations tourny
Hate that there are MAGA fucks right behind the US bench #fournations
February 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hate that there are MAGA fucks right behind the US bench #fournations
AAAAAAAAHHHHH! HE GOT SERENA! kendrick is a maniac
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
AAAAAAAAHHHHH! HE GOT SERENA! kendrick is a maniac
Euphoria IS DIABOLICAL!
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Euphoria IS DIABOLICAL!
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White people DEI was when there was all the sudden always aioli coming as the default condiment with my french fries instead of ketchup
January 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
White people DEI was when there was all the sudden always aioli coming as the default condiment with my french fries instead of ketchup
*sigh* fuck you so much 2025😥
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*sigh* fuck you so much 2025😥
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Friend sent this one 🙃
January 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Friend sent this one 🙃
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Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).
You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
January 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).
You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
Years later fellow actors and even producers would wonder why Mr. Farrell recieved better food then anyone on set. One chef was caught coming on set 6 hours early saying 'I just thought Colin might enjoy a breakfast pizza'
Colin Farrell thanking Carolina in craft services and her thoughtfulness in his #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech is your wholesome moment of the evening.
January 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Years later fellow actors and even producers would wonder why Mr. Farrell recieved better food then anyone on set. One chef was caught coming on set 6 hours early saying 'I just thought Colin might enjoy a breakfast pizza'
My spice wall in the tiny apartment kitchen. Made by my immeasurably talented better half @delrex.bsky.social
January 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My spice wall in the tiny apartment kitchen. Made by my immeasurably talented better half @delrex.bsky.social
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I mean I get it, I’ve stopped at Starbucks on the way to work too
December 6, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I mean I get it, I’ve stopped at Starbucks on the way to work too
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South Korea President Yoon should be locked in the same jail cell as Johnny Somali as punishment for his coup attempt.
December 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
South Korea President Yoon should be locked in the same jail cell as Johnny Somali as punishment for his coup attempt.
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Pardon Leonard Peltier
December 2, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Pardon Leonard Peltier
My hot take is Timothy Dalton was the best Bond
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 AM
My hot take is Timothy Dalton was the best Bond