J. Dizzy
@jdknol2.bsky.social
Not sure how to be chronically online. Not sure I want to be. Seems hard.
@fir.gay 8 year old son and I just watched the TaskMaster video and I wanted you to know it is content I can get behind. Hope to see more! Way to mash up our fandoms! Travel safe
August 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@fir.gay 8 year old son and I just watched the TaskMaster video and I wanted you to know it is content I can get behind. Hope to see more! Way to mash up our fandoms! Travel safe
Got an email from a company kindly informing me they're updating their Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy and I don't know who they even are and perhaps wish they were the same about me.
December 2, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Got an email from a company kindly informing me they're updating their Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy and I don't know who they even are and perhaps wish they were the same about me.
This is mean but also she stole hella money so
October 11, 2023 at 10:11 PM
This is mean but also she stole hella money so
why arent we all just replying "lol k" to that guy
October 5, 2023 at 10:50 PM
why arent we all just replying "lol k" to that guy
Groucho Marx but his cigar is a churro
October 3, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Groucho Marx but his cigar is a churro
Zachary Levi seems to think we view him as Flynn Rider from the end of Tangled but really we all know he's the one from the beginning irl its hard to explain
September 25, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Zachary Levi seems to think we view him as Flynn Rider from the end of Tangled but really we all know he's the one from the beginning irl its hard to explain
Sarah on TikTok
#beansoup #beansoupcontroversy #chronicallyonline #individualism
www.tiktok.com
September 22, 2023 at 10:33 PM
i dont know who or what a "sufjan" or a "sneako" are, but i am glad you're ok or sorry that happened depending on which is more appropriate
September 22, 2023 at 2:25 PM
i dont know who or what a "sufjan" or a "sneako" are, but i am glad you're ok or sorry that happened depending on which is more appropriate
I agree with all the AI pushback except maybe we should let the bots finish the GoT books
September 20, 2023 at 10:09 PM
I agree with all the AI pushback except maybe we should let the bots finish the GoT books
"You just milkshake ducked AI" he posted on bluesky, which is a lot like Twitter.
- a real English sentence
- a real English sentence
September 20, 2023 at 2:50 PM
"You just milkshake ducked AI" he posted on bluesky, which is a lot like Twitter.
- a real English sentence
- a real English sentence
Reposted by J. Dizzy
I may be a clueless old white male dipshit, but at least I'm not Jann Wenner
September 17, 2023 at 1:22 AM
I may be a clueless old white male dipshit, but at least I'm not Jann Wenner
Lurker in the tweets, rascal in the skeets
September 20, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Lurker in the tweets, rascal in the skeets
Actual crimes are being committed against me and it is disgusting.
September 20, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Actual crimes are being committed against me and it is disgusting.
Anyone who sends a confirmed Scientologist an invite code gets muted, blocked, and has to venmo me directly whatever-the-cost-of-a-regular-Twitter-membership-ends-up-being.
September 19, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Anyone who sends a confirmed Scientologist an invite code gets muted, blocked, and has to venmo me directly whatever-the-cost-of-a-regular-Twitter-membership-ends-up-being.
Every time I read "bsky" anywhere on this app I think of banksy
September 19, 2023 at 8:27 AM
Every time I read "bsky" anywhere on this app I think of banksy
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It’s really fun to get dental insurance because you probably think it works like insurance and no it does not!
August 29, 2023 at 7:34 PM
It’s really fun to get dental insurance because you probably think it works like insurance and no it does not!
So many things are half a blackmail
September 19, 2023 at 1:43 AM
So many things are half a blackmail
Had a dream last night Metallica was pissed off at me I stopped listening to them regularly in high school. Hetfield was giving me the silent treatment
September 19, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Had a dream last night Metallica was pissed off at me I stopped listening to them regularly in high school. Hetfield was giving me the silent treatment
Reposted by J. Dizzy
Importing from the other site, but it applies here as well. As soon as I started following these rules, sometime before I articulated them in late ‘21, my experience online improved immensely.
September 17, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Importing from the other site, but it applies here as well. As soon as I started following these rules, sometime before I articulated them in late ‘21, my experience online improved immensely.
Reposted by J. Dizzy
The Onion: Still America's finest news source
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convic...
www.theonion.com
September 18, 2023 at 6:49 PM
The Onion: Still America's finest news source
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*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
September 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM
*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit