Cook11x1p
@jcooks.bsky.social
Ex-Army. Now a dive bar hot dog chef.
This game is so long that Paul Rudd has finally aged.
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This game is so long that Paul Rudd has finally aged.
As some that has lived in DC since 08....this is really true.
The lesson here kids is that if you've got a lot of crazy shit in your past run for the house, not the senate. No one caught on to George Santos until after the election.
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
As some that has lived in DC since 08....this is really true.
Well, we know how she feels about dogs....
Thoughts and prayers to Cosplay Cop Kristi who had to brave the dogs, farmer’s markets, capybaras, and marathon runners of Portland this week.
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Well, we know how she feels about dogs....
Of course. sports.yahoo.com/article/rafa...
Rafael Devers reportedly stood up workout with Giants legend Will Clark
Rafael Devers reportedly stood up a workout with Giants legend Will Clark after being traded to San Francisco last month.
sports.yahoo.com
July 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Of course. sports.yahoo.com/article/rafa...
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I really think a lot of this could have been avoided if we had compulsory international service for a year after high school - like army style, but “get the fuck out of the country Timmy and eat them apples for a while”
I really think a lot of this could have been avoided if we had compulsory international service for a year after high school - like army style, but “get the fuck out of the country Timmy and eat them apples for a while”
April 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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I really think a lot of this could have been avoided if we had compulsory international service for a year after high school - like army style, but “get the fuck out of the country Timmy and eat them apples for a while”
I really think a lot of this could have been avoided if we had compulsory international service for a year after high school - like army style, but “get the fuck out of the country Timmy and eat them apples for a while”
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William "Boss" Tweed died in jail on this date in 1878 having fallen from grace as the Grand Sachem of the Tammany political machine that stole up to $45M from New York. "I was never a president or a casino owner or able to manipulate entire stock markets," he mused, "but I did what I could."
April 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
William "Boss" Tweed died in jail on this date in 1878 having fallen from grace as the Grand Sachem of the Tammany political machine that stole up to $45M from New York. "I was never a president or a casino owner or able to manipulate entire stock markets," he mused, "but I did what I could."
It's like being a drug dealer that goes out of business.
“How could Trump have bankrupted a casino?” is no longer a rhetorical question.
April 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It's like being a drug dealer that goes out of business.
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So they managed to box themselves into cutting Medicaid and food stamps while *still* increasing the deficit $2.5T.
Great business acumen, guys.
In unrelated news, I've been racking up credit card debt but it's okay because I moved into a smaller house and also quit my job.
Great business acumen, guys.
In unrelated news, I've been racking up credit card debt but it's okay because I moved into a smaller house and also quit my job.
February 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
So they managed to box themselves into cutting Medicaid and food stamps while *still* increasing the deficit $2.5T.
Great business acumen, guys.
In unrelated news, I've been racking up credit card debt but it's okay because I moved into a smaller house and also quit my job.
Great business acumen, guys.
In unrelated news, I've been racking up credit card debt but it's okay because I moved into a smaller house and also quit my job.
How do you know how to ask the right questions with zero education? Jesus Christ.
If you have zero education, but learn how to ask AI models the right questions , in many jobs you will be able to outperform someone with an advanced degree, but who is unwilling to use Large Language Models.
Just takes a smartphone, curiosity to experiment and a mindset to learn.
Just takes a smartphone, curiosity to experiment and a mindset to learn.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How do you know how to ask the right questions with zero education? Jesus Christ.
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It's time to acknowledge the astounding triumph for Vladimir Putin in having Tulsi Gabbard installed as DNI. It is no longer merely conceivable that he has film of key GOP leadership with Russian hookers. Those hookers are likely male, underaged and dead. Or possibly, non-mammalian.
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Beware! I portend the death of all things, that which is written but not yet come to be! Gehenna approaches.
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Beware! I portend the death of all things, that which is written but not yet come to be! Gehenna approaches.
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Don't become so focused on doomscrolling and despair that you neglect your other unhealthy hyperfixations. That 16 year old video game won't play itself.
January 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Don't become so focused on doomscrolling and despair that you neglect your other unhealthy hyperfixations. That 16 year old video game won't play itself.
Just left the army after two deployments.
what was 23 like for yall ?
January 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just left the army after two deployments.
Good thing I can't be drafted.
BREAKING: AOC Reconsidering the All-Volunteer Force
Are drafts a thing here yet
November 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Good thing I can't be drafted.