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Jeffrito Boonholio
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Small biz owner / Detroit Lions things, Transformers things and other items of amusement will be here
I have seen my fiancée prove this correct as recently as a month ago
Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think https://theonion.com/study-finds-link-between-red-wine-letting-mother-know-1819570397/
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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It's time!

Welcome to the 2025 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog: defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there.…
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
First learned of this here youtu.be/Y9OsRFqhaRI?...
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Raise questions??? Pretty sure it answers those questions too
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m no longer screaming into the void, I’m sighing into it
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I had no choice but to blog about those horrifying 80s nostalgia AI slop videos

badfaithtimes.com/the-machines...
The Machines Are Making Us Sick
Ghosts of 80s culture telling people to "come back" to 1985 sounds like something invented by a tech-savvy suicide cult
badfaithtimes.com
August 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So no touching McCarthy. I understand now
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m going to need someone to explain that flag on Hutch because, without sound, there’s no there there #onepride
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
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October 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Narrator: Texas Tech was not, in fact, OK
Update: Texas Tech appears to be OK
Um, Texas Tech? You OK?
October 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Lions win!!! I am so freaking happy right now. Can’t even put it into words, especially as I had the beat down they put on us 2 yrs ago the whole time
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Holding the Ravens to a FG after that bs call against Branch? I’ll take it #Lions
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That was a terrible Lions possession on every level
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I hate everything about this Lions game
September 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Sportsmanship at its finest. #lions #falcons
August 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Congrats on failing on your basic reason for existence, @techmeme.com, at least according your own bio. This is neither news nor commentary. This is delusion masquerading as a press release
Zuckerberg says superintelligence is in sight, and, when personal superintelligence comes, context-aware devices like glasses will become our primary computers (Mark Zuckerberg/Meta)

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July 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
These are really fun, if anyone hasn’t seen them. I do wonder if familiarity with the originals might be part of the reason. Happy to be wrong with tho!
Really missing when the internet was fun and not a nightmare. I know most people have seen these GI Joe PSA redubs but I'm gonna post a few of my favorites for the 6 people who haven't seen them yet.
July 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Dear @kansas.com - this story, while tragic, has absolutely nothing to do with Wichita or Kansas. You do this often but, & I feel this is obvious, I follow you for LOCAL news
July 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Waypoint writers quit over removal of articles related to new Steam policy
aftermath.site/waypoint-quit-...
July 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Read this and thought about Towne West in Wichita the whole time, since it just went dark last weekend.
July 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Did we really squeeze the big sound of Living Colour behind the Tiny Desk? Yes, we did. And, yet, the band lost none of its intensity.
Living Colour: Tiny Desk Concert
Did we really squeeze the big sound of Living Colour behind the Tiny Desk? Yes, we did. And, yet, the band lost none of its intensity.
n.pr
June 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is so true, it is inarguable
My theory about bbq places:

The better the bread, the worse everything else is.

If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.

If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
June 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love that the word balloon could be said by either of them (I actually dig both of these classic looks)
June 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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So all the major pubs steal from her and go to great lengths not to link out so if you want to read about shit three days before it shows up as Breaking News in the WaPo you should subscribe to The Handbasket.
i’m 350 away from a huge free subscriber goal. help me get there!!! thehandbasket.co/subscribe
June 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM