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jamie !!!!!!
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product design, tech + such // banner art by Schim Schimmel
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We bought into the "post scarcity" narrative because digital tech feels so magic and ethereal but we need to get back to an understanding of the material costs and effects of those systems. They are not very post-scarce in reality.
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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regular people being broke: have you tried getting another roommate, maybe skip the latte

The tech companies steering our fake economy: our hallucinogen engine that everyone is shoveling money into may or may not “work” or “do anything”
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Feel like I'm dressed up as a tech bro today wearing a Patagonia fleece jacket and Allbirds but I'm wearing predominantly black with some gray so it's less offensive
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is so creepy and after the Open AI/Scarlett Johansson incident I wonder how much of this is legal..
Iconic Marketplace - License Legendary Voices
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elevenlabs.io
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This song still gets stuck in my head sometimes
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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This is what it feels like when I send an email with a typo in it
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Love to see the initiative of these youth
New York Lacked an Affordable Housing Portal. So These Teenagers Made One.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A few episodes behind on The Chair Company so rewatching from the beginning

Still a bop
Red Ball Market Global
YouTube video by Cole Anderson
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I do not regret to inform em dash aficionados that we have reclaimed what is rightfully ours
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Personally I would like to inflict a sense of impending doom and inner turmoil into the hearts of my coworkers
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I've been silenced. for more information, please visit my substack
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I should get discounted for every extra minute I have to wait to see the doctor

At $21 so far
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
To quote Futurama: "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not the hot take I mentioned earlier but I couldn't stop myself from making a Linkedin post just now
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I believe both Mr. Robot and Mob Wives are Christmas shows so 🤷🏻‍♀️
My favorite Christmas movies are Girl Interrupted and The Substance. Both have cozy holiday undertones and I don’t want to argue about it
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I have a design industry hot take bubbling inside of my brain but I should probably wait to be employed again in some capacity to be spicy again 🌶
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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time of year where i have to waste precious brainpower on figuring out how to not be scammed by health insurance
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Autumnal Pikmin / 🍁 / #pikmin
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Why is the "locked package rooms for apartment buildings" company sending me emails like this

I was not included in the decision to use them

They also screwed up the text in the footer oop
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Overwhelmed with the thought of having to go through 6 months of work to produce a concise case study
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM