Jay Stooksberry
@jaystooksberry.bsky.social
Professional word nerd. Managing editor at Commonwealth Foundation. Occasional writer at @reason.com. Author of "Oxford Mania." Scourge of #TeamOxford. Opinions and bad jokes are my own. You can't have them.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The Oxford comma is wildly overrated and cultishly adored.
I explain why in my new book, out on March 4, 2026.
Learn more and preorder at www.oxfordmania.com.
I explain why in my new book, out on March 4, 2026.
Learn more and preorder at www.oxfordmania.com.
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said.
Also MAGA: I especially loved it when he went, "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie."
Also MAGA: I especially loved it when he went, "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie."
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said.
Also MAGA: I especially loved it when he went, "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie."
Also MAGA: I especially loved it when he went, "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie."
I do the same, but the goofy idiot just stares back at me lovingly, tail wagging. Meanwhile, the cats don't even seem to recognize my existence.
With some regularity, I find myself patiently explaining to our dog why I like our cat more, but so far it hasn’t led to any change in behavior. I’m starting to lose hope.
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I do the same, but the goofy idiot just stares back at me lovingly, tail wagging. Meanwhile, the cats don't even seem to recognize my existence.
Trump has never set foot outside the White House. The surrounding area is one of the cleanest, safest metropolitan areas I have ever visited.
Wondering if people who don't live in DC get how utterly, hilariously delusional this is.
Trump says he's made it possible for people to "walk to the White House instead of getting into an Uber and getting mugged even as the Uber progresses"
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Trump has never set foot outside the White House. The surrounding area is one of the cleanest, safest metropolitan areas I have ever visited.
New rule: If your knee-jerk reaction to today's events is "he shouldn't have had a gun," you don't get to fly the Gadsden flag ever again. #abolishICE
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
New rule: If your knee-jerk reaction to today's events is "he shouldn't have had a gun," you don't get to fly the Gadsden flag ever again. #abolishICE
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Abolish ICE
A man was choked so hard that his blood vessels burst in his eyelids and his death was ruled a homicide.
This is a rogue agency. It needs to be torn down and replaced with a new federal agency that respects human and constitutional rights and has civil rights oversight.
This is a rogue agency. It needs to be torn down and replaced with a new federal agency that respects human and constitutional rights and has civil rights oversight.
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Abolish ICE
<------ This is my shocked face.
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
<------ This is my shocked face.
Abolish ICE.
No making ICE "friendlier."
No shifting staff and assets to another agency.
No "ICE is bad, but ..." equivocations.
A-friggin'-bolish.
No making ICE "friendlier."
No shifting staff and assets to another agency.
No "ICE is bad, but ..." equivocations.
A-friggin'-bolish.
Recent tragic events further strengthen the case for abolishing ICE. See my proposal for how to do it:
thehill.com/opinion/immi...
thehill.com/opinion/immi...
thehill.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Abolish ICE.
No making ICE "friendlier."
No shifting staff and assets to another agency.
No "ICE is bad, but ..." equivocations.
A-friggin'-bolish.
No making ICE "friendlier."
No shifting staff and assets to another agency.
No "ICE is bad, but ..." equivocations.
A-friggin'-bolish.
I beg to differ. That looks like the right placement to me.
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I beg to differ. That looks like the right placement to me.
Well, the line between the cops and military has been blurry for quite a while.
Rubio is in all other contexts a vapid moron, but it’s very funny that he has the ability to look an interviewer in the eye and explain that a Delta Force op to depose a foreign head of state and install a puppet in his place isn’t “military,” but simply good old-fashioned police work
![Besides navigating the treacherous minefield of nation-building that lies ahead, Rubio will also have to rebuild trust among U.S. lawmakers, many of whom have accused him of lying to Congress when he said the Trump administration would seek congressional approval before taking military action against Venezuela.
"Secretaries Rubio and [Pete] Hegseth looked every Senator in the eye a few weeks ago and said this wasn't about regime change. I didn't trust them then and we see now that they blatantly lied to Congress," said Sen. Andy Kim (D-New Jersey).
In an interview with The Washington Post, Rubio denied that he lied and said he promised to get congressional approval only if the United States "was going to conduct military strikes for military purposes."
"This was not that. This was a law enforcement operation," Rubio said, referring to the indictment against Maduro in the Southern District of New York on drug charges.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bpna2qi2e44fafbhhtqjak3x/bafkreigpcpdtjlo4y4dxcj6dc6gnvay7fsssjij2uoy63twtgzaptxyzzu@jpeg)
January 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Well, the line between the cops and military has been blurry for quite a while.
The crazy thing about this whole Venezuela story is that Trump is still in the Epstein files.
#wagthedog
#wagthedog
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
The crazy thing about this whole Venezuela story is that Trump is still in the Epstein files.
#wagthedog
#wagthedog
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The Oxford comma is wildly overrated and cultishly adored.
I explain why in my new book, out on March 4, 2026.
Learn more and preorder at www.oxfordmania.com.
I explain why in my new book, out on March 4, 2026.
Learn more and preorder at www.oxfordmania.com.
January 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The Oxford comma is wildly overrated and cultishly adored.
I explain why in my new book, out on March 4, 2026.
Learn more and preorder at www.oxfordmania.com.
I explain why in my new book, out on March 4, 2026.
Learn more and preorder at www.oxfordmania.com.
Haha. Nice comma splice.
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Haha. Nice comma splice.
Meh. They are overrated.
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Meh. They are overrated.
The D0J inspired me to get my taxes done early this year.
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The D0J inspired me to get my taxes done early this year.
The second makes more sense and doesn't split the predicate.
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The second makes more sense and doesn't split the predicate.
Nope. You're good. No need for an Oxford comma.
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Nope. You're good. No need for an Oxford comma.
Totally agree. But private prisons aren't the primary driver of mass incarceration. They are a symptom of a deeper illness.
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Totally agree. But private prisons aren't the primary driver of mass incarceration. They are a symptom of a deeper illness.
Is there such thing as a good prison?
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is there such thing as a good prison?
Bingo
I don't know who Trump will nominate to the Fed, but if they listen to him and lower interest rates the way he wants, then he's going to explode inflation heading into the midterms, while tariffs also stagnate the economy. 2026 is going to suck.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Bingo
Almost a good take by Reich. He had me until he started clutching his pearls about private prisons.
73% of ICE detainees have no criminal convictions, according to govt data.
Don’t fall for Trump’s lies about targeting the “worst of the worst.”
As ICE terrorizes cities to fill up detention centers, remember that some of Trump's major donors are private prison corporations.
Don’t fall for Trump’s lies about targeting the “worst of the worst.”
As ICE terrorizes cities to fill up detention centers, remember that some of Trump's major donors are private prison corporations.
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Almost a good take by Reich. He had me until he started clutching his pearls about private prisons.
It's a joke. You know—my opinion in a light-hearted post.
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It's a joke. You know—my opinion in a light-hearted post.