the oxford comma is still for pussies btw

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Where would you put an Oxford comma in that headline?

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If you added another comma into that sentence as is, that would not fix sentence. It needs either a semicolon, a period or a conjunction to break up the comma splice.

I disagree. If we are assuming parallelism, that is a list of two, not three: (1) Learn how to spell and (2) use capitalization and punctuation properly.

If the sentence was "Learn how to spell, use proper capitalization, and punctuate properly," then you'd have a case for the serial comma.

Totally agree on the ambiguity. The headline presents a confusing timeline.

Just to ensure we are talking about the same thing, are you talking about the list that says, "Learn how to spell, use capitalization and punctuation properly"?

Well, I do like a good internet fight, but I need to understand whom I'm sparring with first.

That said, that wouldn't be an Oxford comma.

Oxford comma has nothing to do with grammar. It's a stylistic convention.

B isn't an issue with an Oxford comma. Looks more like a comma splice.

OP used a Shatner comma.

AP:

Genuine curiosity: Where in that headline would you put a comma?