Jay Stooksberry
@jaystooksberry.bsky.social
Professional word nerd. Managing editor at Commonwealth Foundation. Occasional writer at @reason.com. Scourge of #TeamOxford. Amateur hole digger (literal and figurative). Opinions and bad jokes are my own. You can't have them.
www.jaystooksberry.com
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In the words of Stringer Bell...
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In the words of Stringer Bell...
Me after reading the Epstein emails
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me after reading the Epstein emails
Again, who are the snowflakes?
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Again, who are the snowflakes?
I think my favorite part about "House of Dynamite" is that Stringer Bell is President of the United States.
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I think my favorite part about "House of Dynamite" is that Stringer Bell is President of the United States.
More shameless self-promotion by @governor.pa.gov.
Five bucks says this blowhard's first stops on his book tour are in New Hampshire and Iowa.
Five bucks says this blowhard's first stops on his book tour are in New Hampshire and Iowa.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
More shameless self-promotion by @governor.pa.gov.
Five bucks says this blowhard's first stops on his book tour are in New Hampshire and Iowa.
Five bucks says this blowhard's first stops on his book tour are in New Hampshire and Iowa.
First, the butt fumble. Then, this?
October 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
First, the butt fumble. Then, this?
Such sincerity—from the bottom of his fart.
September 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Such sincerity—from the bottom of his fart.
Such sincerity—from the bottom of his fart.
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Such sincerity—from the bottom of his fart.
Question number #1: How do I save this dadgum file as a PDF?
September 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Question number #1: How do I save this dadgum file as a PDF?
At this point, woke means nothing.
September 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
At this point, woke means nothing.
Libertarians claiming that Trump is "the most anti-war president in America history" continue to beclown themselves.
September 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Libertarians claiming that Trump is "the most anti-war president in America history" continue to beclown themselves.
This is why I endorse jury nullification.
August 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is why I endorse jury nullification.
Shapiro is also ghosting Jewish families in Philly concerned about the problem.
July 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Shapiro is also ghosting Jewish families in Philly concerned about the problem.
Meanwhile, Shapiro keeps ghosting Philly Jewish parents whose kids are enduring antisemitic attacks in their schools. The problem is so bad that there has been an ongoing federal probe.
July 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Meanwhile, Shapiro keeps ghosting Philly Jewish parents whose kids are enduring antisemitic attacks in their schools. The problem is so bad that there has been an ongoing federal probe.
Wait until he finds out that Obama *also* has qualified immunity.
July 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Wait until he finds out that Obama *also* has qualified immunity.
MAGA: We only deport criminals.
Maury: The lie detector determined that was a lie.
Maury: The lie detector determined that was a lie.
July 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
MAGA: We only deport criminals.
Maury: The lie detector determined that was a lie.
Maury: The lie detector determined that was a lie.
Me whenever somebody I don't know parks in front of my house.
July 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me whenever somebody I don't know parks in front of my house.
Can't boost domestic production when you've deported most of the work force.
July 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can't boost domestic production when you've deported most of the work force.
July 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The sexual predator still can't take 'no' for an answer.
July 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The sexual predator still can't take 'no' for an answer.
Do you remember that movie where the good guys wear masks and kidnap people off the street?
Yeah.
Me neither.
#abolishICE
Yeah.
Me neither.
#abolishICE
July 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Do you remember that movie where the good guys wear masks and kidnap people off the street?
Yeah.
Me neither.
#abolishICE
Yeah.
Me neither.
#abolishICE
Quick lesson about Colorado...
July 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Quick lesson about Colorado...