jas ❤️
@jassymac23.bsky.social
daughter of the chesapeake | the heathen they let outside | views are my own | she/her
i regret to inform you that the secret really is waking up early 😭 hate this for me
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i regret to inform you that the secret really is waking up early 😭 hate this for me
the way the bacon is cooked will make or break it 😭 i had one with some chewy bacon and it ruined it
Idc what anyone says, these are good AF
#Cincinnati: Don't forget to get your free Maple Bacon Donut today.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
the way the bacon is cooked will make or break it 😭 i had one with some chewy bacon and it ruined it
pastor doing the lords work in the early morning
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
pastor doing the lords work in the early morning
yeah some cuddling and a booty rub would really hit the spot
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
yeah some cuddling and a booty rub would really hit the spot
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I would like to be cuddled. It’s not going to happen anytime soon, but a girl can dream.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I would like to be cuddled. It’s not going to happen anytime soon, but a girl can dream.
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conversely: you can go to bed at 7 pm if you want. it's pretty good honestly. sleep for 12 hours buddy nobody's stopping you. I'll never leave my house
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
conversely: you can go to bed at 7 pm if you want. it's pretty good honestly. sleep for 12 hours buddy nobody's stopping you. I'll never leave my house
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was talking to my therapist about this. i love the morning productivity but there’s no way i can clean and workout in the mornings without going to sleep at 8 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
was talking to my therapist about this. i love the morning productivity but there’s no way i can clean and workout in the mornings without going to sleep at 8 PM
what apps are the dykes on? am i swiping in the wrong places? 😭
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
what apps are the dykes on? am i swiping in the wrong places? 😭
i watched a lady on tik tok test them against a breathalyzer and she blew a .09 after drinking 2 in 90 minutes. meanwhile i drank 2 and was comfortably tipsy. it makes no sense to me 😭
(Cutwater isn’t that strong you guys )
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i watched a lady on tik tok test them against a breathalyzer and she blew a .09 after drinking 2 in 90 minutes. meanwhile i drank 2 and was comfortably tipsy. it makes no sense to me 😭
was tryna be bobiana the builder and I need to buy a different type of projector shelf. lemme put this drill away 😂
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
was tryna be bobiana the builder and I need to buy a different type of projector shelf. lemme put this drill away 😂
finished my blanket today. i haven’t finished a project in years. feeling very accomplished
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
finished my blanket today. i haven’t finished a project in years. feeling very accomplished
it’s me. i’m sorry. i’ll put em away
Who has Willie Mae titties? I have a few guesses, but I don’t like to assume anything.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it’s me. i’m sorry. i’ll put em away
nah theyre just talking about her ticket pricing.
At first I thought yall was talking about her prices just to talk about them but this sounds like I missed something???
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
nah theyre just talking about her ticket pricing.
the dealership quoted me $400 and all I could do was laugh and drive to advanced auto parts
Why did I think car batteries were still $130? Two Fucking Fifty!
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the dealership quoted me $400 and all I could do was laugh and drive to advanced auto parts
friend, this is a security question like shit
Mickey
Boobie
EightFour
Bowlegged Lou
Big Baby
Phineas
Lil Harvey
Depends on how you know me.
Boobie
EightFour
Bowlegged Lou
Big Baby
Phineas
Lil Harvey
Depends on how you know me.
Good evening my lovely people 😌❤️. It’s me again!
Let’s interact
#questionsky #answersky #blacksky
1. What is your nickname?
Let’s interact
#questionsky #answersky #blacksky
1. What is your nickname?
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
friend, this is a security question like shit
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Come enjoy the life
Baby, take a ride
I just wanna vibe wit you, you
Baby, take a ride
I just wanna vibe wit you, you
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Come enjoy the life
Baby, take a ride
I just wanna vibe wit you, you
Baby, take a ride
I just wanna vibe wit you, you
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November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ad Astra Farms is a Black and woman owned and operated farm operating out of PG County. Specializing in fresh produce. See website for CSA details
adastrafarmsmd.com
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i should have just ordered food 🥴
i don’t need to order food. i don’t need to order food. i dont need to order food.
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i should have just ordered food 🥴
i cant even tell when a person is flirting with me 😭
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i cant even tell when a person is flirting with me 😭
i don’t need to order food. i don’t need to order food. i dont need to order food.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i don’t need to order food. i don’t need to order food. i dont need to order food.
Watching #AllHerFault and this shit is crazy.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Watching #AllHerFault and this shit is crazy.
i love a cold crab cake with some saltine crackers
You know what isnt bad cold/room temp??? A crab cake.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i love a cold crab cake with some saltine crackers
well yea but in the grande scheme of rich, the entertainers ain’t at the top 💀
if yall think Miss Giddy Up and Wig not goin on the eat the rich list, you got another thing coming 😂
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
well yea but in the grande scheme of rich, the entertainers ain’t at the top 💀