Jason Simms
@jasonsimms.bsky.social
Husband. Uncle. Nature and Plant Enthusiast. Views expressed are my own.
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Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
And now ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
And now ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.
Imagine if our current president did this.
In an unforgettable Veterans Day moment, former President Barack Obama surprised dozens of Korean and Vietnam War veterans as their Honor Flight landed in Washington, D.C. The veterans, fresh off their flight from Madison, Wisconsin, were greeted by President Obama himself.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Imagine if our current president did this.
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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
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NEW: Are we a step closer to seeing Volume II of Jack Smith's final report? My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/a-step-clo...
A Step Closer to the Release of Volume II of Jack Smith's Final Report
The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals tells Judge Cannon to fish or cut bait on the 8 month old motion to release Volume II.
www.muellershewrote.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
NEW: Are we a step closer to seeing Volume II of Jack Smith's final report? My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/a-step-clo...
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This is an excellent idea!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is an excellent idea!!!
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BREAKING: Furloughed employees at CDC just received an email about the shutdown, but has REMOVED language about backpay that appeared in a similar email sent out a month ago. On the left is the Oct 1st email with the backpay language, on the right is the email they received today.
October 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
BREAKING: Furloughed employees at CDC just received an email about the shutdown, but has REMOVED language about backpay that appeared in a similar email sent out a month ago. On the left is the Oct 1st email with the backpay language, on the right is the email they received today.
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Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:
$100 billion
Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:
$100 billion
One is decried as "welfare." One is not.
Why?
$100 billion
Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:
$100 billion
One is decried as "welfare." One is not.
Why?
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:
$100 billion
Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:
$100 billion
One is decried as "welfare." One is not.
Why?
$100 billion
Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:
$100 billion
One is decried as "welfare." One is not.
Why?
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October 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Inside Portland’s War Zone (Spoiler: It’s a Farmers Market
Inside Portland’s War Zone (Spoiler: It’s a Farmers Market)
YouTube video by Adam Parkhomenko
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October 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Inside Portland’s War Zone (Spoiler: It’s a Farmers Market
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Merrick Garland green-lit the search of Mar-a-Lago. It happened in August 2022 three months before Jack Smith was appointed. Jack Smith was in the Netherlands at the Hauge prosecuting Kosovo war crimes when Mar-a-Lago was searched. Eric should have listened to my podcast.
Eric Trump accuses Jack Smith of "planting classified documents at Mar-a-Lago"
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Merrick Garland green-lit the search of Mar-a-Lago. It happened in August 2022 three months before Jack Smith was appointed. Jack Smith was in the Netherlands at the Hauge prosecuting Kosovo war crimes when Mar-a-Lago was searched. Eric should have listened to my podcast.
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This is exactly why ICE needs to be unmasked and ID’d — like cops.
📌 Cases of ICE impersonators this year alone outnumber the last four presidential terms combined.
📌 Cases of ICE impersonators this year alone outnumber the last four presidential terms combined.
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is exactly why ICE needs to be unmasked and ID’d — like cops.
📌 Cases of ICE impersonators this year alone outnumber the last four presidential terms combined.
📌 Cases of ICE impersonators this year alone outnumber the last four presidential terms combined.
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If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:
1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?
2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?
3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?
2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?
3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
October 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:
1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?
2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?
3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?
2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?
3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
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Portland has elevated protesting to an art form.
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Portland has elevated protesting to an art form.
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Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
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THIS is the energy we’ve been waiting for. Credit where credit is due.
"So, Democrats have three words for this: no fucking way. It's literally life or death. We will not let Republicans blow up our health care system."
This is, hands down, the best comms work Chuck Schumer has done in YEARS. Surprisingly good.
This is, hands down, the best comms work Chuck Schumer has done in YEARS. Surprisingly good.
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
THIS is the energy we’ve been waiting for. Credit where credit is due.
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This is what happens when you are a war monger
September 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is what happens when you are a war monger
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French President Emmanuel Macron was stopped by police in NYC last night after roads were blocked for Donald Trump’s motorcade.
He called Trump and said: “Guess what, I’m waiting in the street because everything is closed for you.” Macron had to walk 30 minutes through Manhattan.
He called Trump and said: “Guess what, I’m waiting in the street because everything is closed for you.” Macron had to walk 30 minutes through Manhattan.
September 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
French President Emmanuel Macron was stopped by police in NYC last night after roads were blocked for Donald Trump’s motorcade.
He called Trump and said: “Guess what, I’m waiting in the street because everything is closed for you.” Macron had to walk 30 minutes through Manhattan.
He called Trump and said: “Guess what, I’m waiting in the street because everything is closed for you.” Macron had to walk 30 minutes through Manhattan.
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Fuck This Imperialist Bullshit!
September 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Fuck This Imperialist Bullshit!
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DESCRIPTION: self-described alpha male, wearing body armor, assault rifle, and wraparound sunglasses because he’s “afraid of nothing.”
September 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
DESCRIPTION: self-described alpha male, wearing body armor, assault rifle, and wraparound sunglasses because he’s “afraid of nothing.”