Jason Simms
@jasonsimms.bsky.social
Husband. Uncle. Nature and Plant Enthusiast. Views expressed are my own.
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
No one liked that 13% anyway.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
No one liked that 13% anyway.
Why won’t your release the Epstein files?
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why won’t your release the Epstein files?