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I wasn't provided a handbook; may I borrow yours?
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This is a really useful, practical resource of how to direct your effort and energy, whatever they may be at a given moment. Think I'll be returning to this regularly.
At the vet with a cat on gabapentin. Getting a continuous glucose monitor hooked up. Will also have to get him into a sweater to prevent him with fucking with said glucose monitor. That’s going to be fun (no, it won’t).
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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DO YOU TRUST GOD?

the bible says…
CHARLIE BROWN HAD HOES
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Scott Adams taking up Pascal's Wager. You shrug to see it.
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Been assigned the task of transforming the content of 37 page technical document written by my boss (who processes information very differently from) into the framework for a website, spending no more that five hours total on it this week and no more than 90 minutes on it per day. Not optimistic.
January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
LMAO they sacked him! Brenden Aaronson scores against you it's the kiss of death.
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Playing mallets in a jazz group now referred to as vibe phoning.
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
*blows raspberry*
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
!!!!!!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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AARONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! #lufc
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Teams out. Crush them, Leeds.
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Leeds hosting scum at Elland Road this morning. Would love to see a win. #MOT #ALAW
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Had me at 15,000 rpm V10
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9eO...
Hear The Red Bull RB17 Scream: 15,000rpm V10!
YouTube video by Top Gear
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I don't wanna! I'm tired of it!
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Let’s see, which representative should I call first … the one who started grooming his wife when she was in high school, or Marsha Blackburn?
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Thing that keeps creeping into my thoughts: it took Nazi Germany's expansionist ambitions to compel a coalition of international forces to ultimately win a military victory and dismantle that Nazi state. That's what it took to beat the Nazis.
August 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
You need to see this @wyattswickedgoods.com
I’m worried about the cows
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Not a shitpost: Tennessee is about to hire Andrew Jackson as its defensive line coach.
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Leeds kept a clean sheet!
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
NOT SO FAST
Well he's being rested. So unlikely.
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This bet on anything commercial that just aired on USA is horrifying.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Leeds win a header without DCL challenge: impossible.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM