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I wasn't provided a handbook; may I borrow yours?
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This is a really useful, practical resource of how to direct your effort and energy, whatever they may be at a given moment. Think I'll be returning to this regularly.
"I fuck pizzas on Only Fans."
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"I fuck pizzas on Only Fans."
They were trying to do a blood draw, but he was too spicy. Trying again today with the aid of gabapentin.
At the vet. Cat is muy picante.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
They were trying to do a blood draw, but he was too spicy. Trying again today with the aid of gabapentin.
At the vet. Cat is muy picante.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
At the vet. Cat is muy picante.
tag team trimmed my cat's nails; no injuries for any party
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
tag team trimmed my cat's nails; no injuries for any party
~*concrete sawing in the basement*~
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
~*concrete sawing in the basement*~
Suspect my sweet cat has developed feline diabetes. Going to try to get to the vet today.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Suspect my sweet cat has developed feline diabetes. Going to try to get to the vet today.
1) Read
2) the
3) books
4) that
5) look
6) interesting
7) to
8) read
9) The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
2) the
3) books
4) that
5) look
6) interesting
7) to
8) read
9) The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
My own 9 books everyone should read before they die:
1. It by Stephen King
2. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
3. The Ruins by Scott Smith
4. The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker
5. The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
6. Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury
/1
1. It by Stephen King
2. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
3. The Ruins by Scott Smith
4. The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker
5. The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
6. Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury
/1
oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1) Read
2) the
3) books
4) that
5) look
6) interesting
7) to
8) read
9) The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
2) the
3) books
4) that
5) look
6) interesting
7) to
8) read
9) The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
I really do not want the unis going around to be real.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I really do not want the unis going around to be real.
Someone on Reddit dubbed this the Icicle Kick, which is about as perfect a moniker as could exist.
The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better?
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Someone on Reddit dubbed this the Icicle Kick, which is about as perfect a moniker as could exist.
Youths, your homework assignment is to watch The Dance. It's on YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9suH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9suH...
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Youths, your homework assignment is to watch The Dance. It's on YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9suH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9suH...
"turn the couch cushions into tofu"
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"turn the couch cushions into tofu"
Very grateful about the Obergefell news. Needed good news today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Very grateful about the Obergefell news. Needed good news today.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
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If anyone knows how to reach Gurt’s family please call them right now and tell them to find him please
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If anyone knows how to reach Gurt’s family please call them right now and tell them to find him please
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“This team is DTF, Jim. Details, toughness, and they finish.”
That’s…not what that means, Tony.
That’s…not what that means, Tony.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“This team is DTF, Jim. Details, toughness, and they finish.”
That’s…not what that means, Tony.
That’s…not what that means, Tony.
Beginning to think computers were a mistake.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Beginning to think computers were a mistake.
I have apparently soft locked myself out of my pc. Absolute comedy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I have apparently soft locked myself out of my pc. Absolute comedy.
Love inducing a computer problem just before going to bed.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Love inducing a computer problem just before going to bed.
Tense
Checking out A House of Dynamite
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Tense
Checking out A House of Dynamite
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Checking out A House of Dynamite
I daresay this Atticus Sappington fellow can hoof it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I daresay this Atticus Sappington fellow can hoof it.