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oh no I’m exploding
rest in bees
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
why is it called Midsommar? that summer seemed way worse than mid.

and that boyfriend in the movie? unbearable, a total hothead.
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
get in the forklift Shinji, or Rei’s warehouse shift is going to turn into a double
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
it’s okay if you want to listen to my new dungeon synth album “Mutual Defeat” that I released under the moniker “Big Evil Eye”.

you might get lost in an ethereal realm but what else is new?

bigevileye.bandcamp.com/album/mutual...
Mutual Defeat, by big evil eye
10 track album
bigevileye.bandcamp.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
real eyes realize sleepy guys
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m so tired of all this green tape letting me in at every turn, it’s like they want me to succeed and care about me a lot
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
LUFFY NOOOO DONT PUNCH THE TURKEY !!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
the three big dues: mil, resi, and mtn
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
grease and grime really go hand in hand
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
they should rename the IQ test, “the high IQ test” to up the ante
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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"Despite a Chicago police leader offering to clear a path"

CPD is out here actively trying to help them and they still said fuck it, we just really need to throw this gas or Mr. Bovino won't play rock paper scissors with us tonight
Chicago's Far South Side devolved into chaos when residents confronted Border Patrol agents who rammed a car to make an arrest.

The feds ultimately used tear gas to flee, despite a Chicago police leader offering to clear a path and warning that cops didn't have gas masks.
tinyurl.com/mt3sfh4j
Feds deployed tear gas on the Far South Side even after cops told them they had no gas masks, sources say
The agents deployed gas, smoke and other riot-control chemicals against residents and officers, including Chicago Police Department Deputy Chief Dan O’Connor, who had asked them not to use the gas, la...
tinyurl.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
yes, return gaming to cube form. as it was meant to be.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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"The Trump administration is asking a federal appeals court to pause a judge’s order that requires the government to fully cover food stamp benefits for tens of millions of Americans in November."

Read that back.

The cruelty of this regime is on full display.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
the @nytimes.com in the year of our brain rot 2025 publishing an oped originally titled “Did Women Ruin the Workplace” and changing the title like fucking cowards after green lighting it initially.
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Change in Headline
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Ellis: "If they are making changes to what they do because they have been tear gassed, because they've been hit in the head with a pepperball — twice. Because they've been staring down barrels of guns. Then that is what matters."
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Art tells the judge that Greg Bovino admitted, after days of questioning, that he threw tear gas in Little Village "before a rock was ever thrown."

chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet...
Plaintiffs' lawyers: Bovino views protesters as 'violent rioters,' tells officers to ‘go hard’ against them
The allegation came in a late-night court filing Monday as attorneys representing media organizations seek to restrict the feds' use of force during Chicago-area deportation campaign.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
pissin n shiddin in the agony booth
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
no one heeds like they used to
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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"Spanberger is almost certainly gonna win by a large margin. And what we won't see are 1,000 think pieces saying 'Republican attacks on trans kids didn't work. They have to choose a new message.'"

Check out my full election preview pod with @davidnir.com: www.publicnotice.co/p/election-p...
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM