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I have a dog and I like Pokemon and soccer. #EveryoneN #LFC
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The 0.9% of people who want Matt Corcoran gone need to show themselves. Also completely hilarious that 40.4% were that opinionated on NSC's third choice goalkeeper. Must've really hated watching him warm up pre-match. #NSC #EveryoneN
We polled Nashville SC fans, and their response was emphatic: 98.2% said that the 2025 season was a success, and 92.9% said they expect the team to improve in 2026.

Their thoughts on transfers, Geodis Park, and media coverage ⤵️
www.sixonefivesoccer.com/2025-nashvil...
Nashville SC Fan Survey: 2025 was a resounding success
Supporters were thrilled with the progress in this season but demand more in 2026
www.sixonefivesoccer.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Szoboszlai has been the brightest spot in a dark Liverpool season. #UCL
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@adamwagner.bsky.social ok my guy. I’m dumb and gonna need you to explain these dashes and how they relate to these answers.
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What happened to the #USMNT I used to know and can they never come back?
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
First MLS goal I ever saw was Zimmerman's when he scored the first goal in team history. Forever a legend with NSC.
🇺🇸 BREAKING: Club legend Walker Zimmerman will depart Nashville SC this winter when his contract expires, per sources.

Zimmerman is a two-time MLS Defender of the Year winner. Joined ahead of inaugural season. Lifted U.S. Open Cup this year.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Sources: USMNT's Zimmerman to leave Nashville SC, become free agent
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
this entire angle and the way Cruz rams right into the wall like a defensive end on a practice dummy is 🤌🏽
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
BJ Callaghan is a soccer god. He took Nashville from the dumps to this in a year.
Stay Gold, Nashville SC
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BJ Callaghan about to deliver the most banger halftime speech that would make Gordon Bombay jealous. #OpenCup #NSC
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Incredible vibes at Geodis tonight

📸: @jaredshane.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Sam Surridge is class 😮‍💨
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Brian Schwake becomes the first Nashville SC player to win his first four starts for the club (all in the Open Cup).

#EveryoneN
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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We're running a Labor Day sale over at @SixOneFiveSoccer.com. New subscribers get 20% off their first year today only. Check it out ⤵️
www.sixonefivesoccer.com/labor-day
September 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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when the Mariners win: Hell yeah, let’s go, M’s!

when the Mariners lose: I can’t believe all you losers caring about sports ball while democracy dies.
August 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Make the dunk contest great again.
Best way to fix the NBA dunk contest? GET SERIOUS. 🥸

@netw3rk.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Canadian Carly Rae Jepsen saw the US suffering under Trump, released a new song under the “e•mo•tion” album and said:
a woman in a car says you guys are in a crisis i m on my way
ALT: a woman in a car says you guys are in a crisis i m on my way
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Can’t Catch A Break: On the eve of Tyler Boyd’s return, we report that Jacob Shaffelburg was sucked into a board game that lured him to the attic with tribal drums.

Wife Robyne said the winger was “probably fine,” citing recent zoo trips at which he did the Reptile House unaccompanied.

#EveryoneN
August 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Nashville’s Alex Caress had all but given up on music. Little did he know, passionate fans of a song that he wrote more than 20 years ago, have been trying to find him for years.

It all started with a mix tape. wpln.org/post/lostwav...
Worldwide hunt for long lost song ends in Nashville
Nashville's Alex Caress had all but given up on music. But passionate fans of a song that he wrote, have been trying to find him for years.
wpln.org
August 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hey @jspencersharpe.bsky.social, did you ever find out why she called you a spy?
August 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The perfect representation of me posting on Bluesky and @jspencersharpe.bsky.social being the only person to appreciate my posts.
July 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The European mind cannot comprehend this
July 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The #MLS All Star Game festivities is easily the best ASG of all sports and it’s not even close. Skills challenge is so much fun.
July 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM