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“Soccer is football for smart people and football is football for assholes.” - Stephen King
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“Soccer is football for smart people and football is football for assholes.” - Stephen King
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(Relatively) noise-free MLS feed, now with hashtags! The list I pulled them from was a couple years old and so a few are probably out of date, I’ll try and keep an eye on that. I know I missed a bunch for Austin FC.
(Relatively) noise-free MLS feed, now with hashtags! The list I pulled them from was a couple years old and so a few are probably out of date, I’ll try and keep an eye on that. I know I missed a bunch for Austin FC.
Roster Models: The Nashville SC roster decisions have been delayed by setbacks in shooting the Hotties of NSC calendar, as pending departures Walker Zimmerman, Joe Willis, Teal Bunbury, and Gastón Brugman are virtually the only attractive men at the club and it can’t be all Boyd and Dan.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Roster Models: The Nashville SC roster decisions have been delayed by setbacks in shooting the Hotties of NSC calendar, as pending departures Walker Zimmerman, Joe Willis, Teal Bunbury, and Gastón Brugman are virtually the only attractive men at the club and it can’t be all Boyd and Dan.
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You know Epstein’s fantasy football league had CRAZY team names
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You know Epstein’s fantasy football league had CRAZY team names
I made a post like 8 months ago about how my Discover feed is mostly people I follow, but I’m happy to report that I just checked and it’s… oh, no, it’s still mostly people I follow.
Then when it isn’t it’s about football : ( BlueSky it’s literally in my bio that I think football stinks
Then when it isn’t it’s about football : ( BlueSky it’s literally in my bio that I think football stinks
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I made a post like 8 months ago about how my Discover feed is mostly people I follow, but I’m happy to report that I just checked and it’s… oh, no, it’s still mostly people I follow.
Then when it isn’t it’s about football : ( BlueSky it’s literally in my bio that I think football stinks
Then when it isn’t it’s about football : ( BlueSky it’s literally in my bio that I think football stinks
If you don’t like drastic, sweeping changes no one benefits from, you don’t like Major League Soccer baby
BREAKING NEWS: MLS owners have officially voted to flip to a fall-to-spring season, aligning with top leagues around the world, per @paultenorio.bsky.social.
The league will begin play in the new format in 2027.
The league will begin play in the new format in 2027.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you don’t like drastic, sweeping changes no one benefits from, you don’t like Major League Soccer baby
I turned 36 Monday and today I’m sitting here all verklempt about Walker Zimmerman leaving even though I spent all year knowing it was probably his last year and posting about how it was in the team’s best interest for him to go. Sports lol
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I turned 36 Monday and today I’m sitting here all verklempt about Walker Zimmerman leaving even though I spent all year knowing it was probably his last year and posting about how it was in the team’s best interest for him to go. Sports lol
What is a rational amount of time to wait before I start my 2025 season rewatch? At least until after MLS Cup, yeah?
I think it’s going to be a lot more fun this year, I actually have followers and NSC actually won a game or two.
I think it’s going to be a lot more fun this year, I actually have followers and NSC actually won a game or two.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What is a rational amount of time to wait before I start my 2025 season rewatch? At least until after MLS Cup, yeah?
I think it’s going to be a lot more fun this year, I actually have followers and NSC actually won a game or two.
I think it’s going to be a lot more fun this year, I actually have followers and NSC actually won a game or two.
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back: Orlando City’s “no stupid assholes” rebuild has veered off course as the club confirmed they would be re-upping with midfielder and stupid asshole Wilder Cartagena, who missed the year with an ACL injury and made the league more enjoyable to watch for it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back: Orlando City’s “no stupid assholes” rebuild has veered off course as the club confirmed they would be re-upping with midfielder and stupid asshole Wilder Cartagena, who missed the year with an ACL injury and made the league more enjoyable to watch for it.
Found Eddi watching Maxwell Woledzi highlight videos in light of rumors linking the latter with NSC.
Hopefully that’s an omen that Woledzi will join the team… shortly 🥁
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Hopefully that’s an omen that Woledzi will join the team… shortly 🥁
#EveryoneN
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Found Eddi watching Maxwell Woledzi highlight videos in light of rumors linking the latter with NSC.
Hopefully that’s an omen that Woledzi will join the team… shortly 🥁
#EveryoneN
Hopefully that’s an omen that Woledzi will join the team… shortly 🥁
#EveryoneN
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I got bored last month before the Montréal game and spitballed about free agency, for those who missed it or want to revisit.
I still feel good about most of these takes, except we almost certainly can’t afford Brugman and I don’t believe Bryan Acosta is worth any amount of money.
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I still feel good about most of these takes, except we almost certainly can’t afford Brugman and I don’t believe Bryan Acosta is worth any amount of money.
#EveryoneN
NSC free agents, who’s stayin’ who’s goin’? Musings:
- Andy has agreed to a new deal, his presence here says to me nothing has been signed yet (because he’s getting a big raise and we’re capped out?)
- I suspect Joe, Teal, and Taylor will retire “on top”, especially if we can manage to win MLS Cup.
- Andy has agreed to a new deal, his presence here says to me nothing has been signed yet (because he’s getting a big raise and we’re capped out?)
- I suspect Joe, Teal, and Taylor will retire “on top”, especially if we can manage to win MLS Cup.
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I got bored last month before the Montréal game and spitballed about free agency, for those who missed it or want to revisit.
I still feel good about most of these takes, except we almost certainly can’t afford Brugman and I don’t believe Bryan Acosta is worth any amount of money.
#EveryoneN
I still feel good about most of these takes, except we almost certainly can’t afford Brugman and I don’t believe Bryan Acosta is worth any amount of money.
#EveryoneN
Sydney Sweeney’s next movie, an Ilhan Omar biopic, isn’t gonna make anyone happy either.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sydney Sweeney’s next movie, an Ilhan Omar biopic, isn’t gonna make anyone happy either.
Our #1 offseason priority is moving Huntsville City to South Carolina and changing the name to Nashville: SC.
This means no more Space Cowboy game, and the most obvious replacement, the Cock Rider game, is reserved for when the club hosts Miami. A new cutesy name is imperative.
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This means no more Space Cowboy game, and the most obvious replacement, the Cock Rider game, is reserved for when the club hosts Miami. A new cutesy name is imperative.
#EveryoneN
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Our #1 offseason priority is moving Huntsville City to South Carolina and changing the name to Nashville: SC.
This means no more Space Cowboy game, and the most obvious replacement, the Cock Rider game, is reserved for when the club hosts Miami. A new cutesy name is imperative.
#EveryoneN
This means no more Space Cowboy game, and the most obvious replacement, the Cock Rider game, is reserved for when the club hosts Miami. A new cutesy name is imperative.
#EveryoneN
So, thoughts on our offseason so far?
I had hoped we would be more aggressive in fixing some of our more glaring needs but I guess I can let the team shower first.
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I had hoped we would be more aggressive in fixing some of our more glaring needs but I guess I can let the team shower first.
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So, thoughts on our offseason so far?
I had hoped we would be more aggressive in fixing some of our more glaring needs but I guess I can let the team shower first.
#EveryoneN
I had hoped we would be more aggressive in fixing some of our more glaring needs but I guess I can let the team shower first.
#EveryoneN
I would rather we lose every game 4-0 for the rest of my life than feel an ounce of pride that Messi played well against Jack Maher, and I will never feel shame for losing one of these dog-and-pony shows to the league’s mascot.
I love this team so fucking much, y’all.
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I love this team so fucking much, y’all.
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I would rather we lose every game 4-0 for the rest of my life than feel an ounce of pride that Messi played well against Jack Maher, and I will never feel shame for losing one of these dog-and-pony shows to the league’s mascot.
I love this team so fucking much, y’all.
#EveryoneN
I love this team so fucking much, y’all.
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That rundown of our bench options felt like that Orlando game last year where they were like “these are the players who can change the game for Nashville” and then it was Brent Kallman picking his nose.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That rundown of our bench options felt like that Orlando game last year where they were like “these are the players who can change the game for Nashville” and then it was Brent Kallman picking his nose.
#EveryoneN
#EveryoneN
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wow, Herrera was even farther offside than Danny Musovski was. It benefits the team I want to win this time though so I didn’t see shit.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Wow, Herrera was even farther offside than Danny Musovski was. It benefits the team I want to win this time though so I didn’t see shit.
No Jeisson tonight hurts, he’s got more range than Maher and lets us play a higher line.
The Milkman has to deliver.
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The Milkman has to deliver.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No Jeisson tonight hurts, he’s got more range than Maher and lets us play a higher line.
The Milkman has to deliver.
#EveryoneN
The Milkman has to deliver.
#EveryoneN