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“Soccer is football for smart people and football is football for assholes.” - Stephen King
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#EVERYONEn #TodosN
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(Relatively) noise-free MLS feed, now with hashtags! The list I pulled them from was a couple years old and so a few are probably out of date, I’ll try and keep an eye on that. I know I missed a bunch for Austin FC.
(Relatively) noise-free MLS feed, now with hashtags! The list I pulled them from was a couple years old and so a few are probably out of date, I’ll try and keep an eye on that. I know I missed a bunch for Austin FC.
When I say that the Titans’ uniforms are a crime, please do not misunderstand me and think that I am exaggerating the degree to which I disagree with virtually every choice. I genuinely believe all parties involved in the design process should go to prison.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When I say that the Titans’ uniforms are a crime, please do not misunderstand me and think that I am exaggerating the degree to which I disagree with virtually every choice. I genuinely believe all parties involved in the design process should go to prison.
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ANYONE CHEERING FOR MIAMI IS A COP
MLS Cup 2025 is set: Inter Miami vs. the Vancouver Whitecaps.
🌟 Messi vs. Müller
🏆 CCC semifinal rematch
⚽️ Two teams that want to win with possession
www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
🌟 Messi vs. Müller
🏆 CCC semifinal rematch
⚽️ Two teams that want to win with possession
www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
MLS Cup 2025: Your guide to Inter Miami vs. Vancouver Whitecaps
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
ANYONE CHEERING FOR MIAMI IS A COP
@johnspacemuller.com am I doing this right?
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@johnspacemuller.com am I doing this right?
But Daaaaad: Nashville SC POS & GM Mike Jacobs has denied growing rumors around free agent winger Paul Rothrock.
“We have Paul Rothrock at home,” snapped Jacobs, referring to error-prone Jacob Shaffelburg.
Jacobs went on to add that one more word and he would turn this rebuild right around dammit.
“We have Paul Rothrock at home,” snapped Jacobs, referring to error-prone Jacob Shaffelburg.
Jacobs went on to add that one more word and he would turn this rebuild right around dammit.
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
But Daaaaad: Nashville SC POS & GM Mike Jacobs has denied growing rumors around free agent winger Paul Rothrock.
“We have Paul Rothrock at home,” snapped Jacobs, referring to error-prone Jacob Shaffelburg.
Jacobs went on to add that one more word and he would turn this rebuild right around dammit.
“We have Paul Rothrock at home,” snapped Jacobs, referring to error-prone Jacob Shaffelburg.
Jacobs went on to add that one more word and he would turn this rebuild right around dammit.
These Aftyn Behn slam commercials couldn’t make her look cooler if they had her riding a motorcycle away from a big explosion.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
These Aftyn Behn slam commercials couldn’t make her look cooler if they had her riding a motorcycle away from a big explosion.
Matt Ryan is built like a 6’3” Don Knotts, it is unbelievable to me that that beanpole played 15 years in the NFL.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Matt Ryan is built like a 6’3” Don Knotts, it is unbelievable to me that that beanpole played 15 years in the NFL.
I’m thankful for the team for bringing me a lot of joy in a year where joy was otherwise in short supply, and for all my pocket frens on here for doing the same.
Love y’all, be safe today. 💛💙
Love y’all, be safe today. 💛💙
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m thankful for the team for bringing me a lot of joy in a year where joy was otherwise in short supply, and for all my pocket frens on here for doing the same.
Love y’all, be safe today. 💛💙
Love y’all, be safe today. 💛💙
We Got Him, Folks: Nashville SC has confirmed the hiring of Seattle-based accountant Paul “the Roth Rock” Adler, so nicknamed due to his wrestler-like tenacity when handling IRAs.
Adler, the subject of much buzz on NSC BlueSky, was “flattered, but confused” by the social media frenzy.
#EveryoneN
Adler, the subject of much buzz on NSC BlueSky, was “flattered, but confused” by the social media frenzy.
#EveryoneN
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We Got Him, Folks: Nashville SC has confirmed the hiring of Seattle-based accountant Paul “the Roth Rock” Adler, so nicknamed due to his wrestler-like tenacity when handling IRAs.
Adler, the subject of much buzz on NSC BlueSky, was “flattered, but confused” by the social media frenzy.
#EveryoneN
Adler, the subject of much buzz on NSC BlueSky, was “flattered, but confused” by the social media frenzy.
#EveryoneN
Fjord Focus: A tour of NSC POS & GM Mike Jacobs’ office has revealed that he owns a defective globe on which Brazil is labeled “Norway,” explaining recent odd behavior such as his scouting emphasis there and the big “BEM-VINDO EDDI” banner he hung when the Norwegian arrived last year.
#EveryoneN
#EveryoneN
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fjord Focus: A tour of NSC POS & GM Mike Jacobs’ office has revealed that he owns a defective globe on which Brazil is labeled “Norway,” explaining recent odd behavior such as his scouting emphasis there and the big “BEM-VINDO EDDI” banner he hung when the Norwegian arrived last year.
#EveryoneN
#EveryoneN
Dodging a Bullet: Nashville SC CB Jack Maher is reportedly “greatly relieved” that Everton midfielder Idrissa Gana Gueye was sent off for slapping his own teammate after a basic error, saying - with a nervous glance at Patrick Yazbek - that to permit such conduct could set “a dangerous precedent”.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dodging a Bullet: Nashville SC CB Jack Maher is reportedly “greatly relieved” that Everton midfielder Idrissa Gana Gueye was sent off for slapping his own teammate after a basic error, saying - with a nervous glance at Patrick Yazbek - that to permit such conduct could set “a dangerous precedent”.
The way British people pronounce Martínez should be considered a hate crime. Picking the only syllable it could not possibly be and emphasizing the life out of it is not an innocent mistake.
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The way British people pronounce Martínez should be considered a hate crime. Picking the only syllable it could not possibly be and emphasizing the life out of it is not an innocent mistake.
“[San Diego FC] might not have the big names and faces”
Chucky Lozano and Luca de la Torre: what he say fuck me for?
Chucky Lozano and Luca de la Torre: what he say fuck me for?
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“[San Diego FC] might not have the big names and faces”
Chucky Lozano and Luca de la Torre: what he say fuck me for?
Chucky Lozano and Luca de la Torre: what he say fuck me for?
Street Fighter 6 is hilarious because you just run around a city consensually beating people up and then they just get up after like “ah, ya got me! Anyway, here’s $20” like Pokémon.
Except the city is like 95% women and people of color so I’m like “sorry sorry shorrYUUUKEN really sorry so sorry”
Except the city is like 95% women and people of color so I’m like “sorry sorry shorrYUUUKEN really sorry so sorry”
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Street Fighter 6 is hilarious because you just run around a city consensually beating people up and then they just get up after like “ah, ya got me! Anyway, here’s $20” like Pokémon.
Except the city is like 95% women and people of color so I’m like “sorry sorry shorrYUUUKEN really sorry so sorry”
Except the city is like 95% women and people of color so I’m like “sorry sorry shorrYUUUKEN really sorry so sorry”
This is still funny. I dunno if the announcers get paid by the syllable or what but it’s all “Fernández Mercáu” “Fernández Mercáu” and then bro’s shirt says “Nico”.
Granted, if it said Fernández Mercáu he would have to wear long sleeves.
Granted, if it said Fernández Mercáu he would have to wear long sleeves.
The funniest part of this game has been the announcers insisting on saying both last names of a player who wears their first name on their shirt.
This pitch looks like shit and I have no ambitions for this game anymore beyond getting out of here healthy.
#EveryoneN
This pitch looks like shit and I have no ambitions for this game anymore beyond getting out of here healthy.
#EveryoneN
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is still funny. I dunno if the announcers get paid by the syllable or what but it’s all “Fernández Mercáu” “Fernández Mercáu” and then bro’s shirt says “Nico”.
Granted, if it said Fernández Mercáu he would have to wear long sleeves.
Granted, if it said Fernández Mercáu he would have to wear long sleeves.
Dak Prescott is the meaningless regular season game Tom Brady. When the heat is off, no one is colder.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dak Prescott is the meaningless regular season game Tom Brady. When the heat is off, no one is colder.
“Messi MIGHT have been JUST offside”
He was in Kentucky, Taylor.
He was in Kentucky, Taylor.
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Messi MIGHT have been JUST offside”
He was in Kentucky, Taylor.
He was in Kentucky, Taylor.
Can people stop pretending we’re the only team this happens to now? 😒
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can people stop pretending we’re the only team this happens to now? 😒
Still in play for Philadelphia to win the Shield/Cup double without ever once being considered the best team in the league by anyone for one millisecond.
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Still in play for Philadelphia to win the Shield/Cup double without ever once being considered the best team in the league by anyone for one millisecond.
If LeBron went to play in China next year and was putting up 41/19/14 on 61% TS and doing the backbreaker celebration, we wouldn’t be like “the King’s still got it!”, we’d be like “what a dork, leave them folks alone.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If LeBron went to play in China next year and was putting up 41/19/14 on 61% TS and doing the backbreaker celebration, we wouldn’t be like “the King’s still got it!”, we’d be like “what a dork, leave them folks alone.”
Just need Miami to get knocked out today and then we can finally have our MLS playoffs instead of a “who spent in July” contest.
(Müller doesn’t count for some reason, either because the Caps were already blasting everyone or because he’s the Clark Kent of soccer and lives for not counting.)
(Müller doesn’t count for some reason, either because the Caps were already blasting everyone or because he’s the Clark Kent of soccer and lives for not counting.)
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just need Miami to get knocked out today and then we can finally have our MLS playoffs instead of a “who spent in July” contest.
(Müller doesn’t count for some reason, either because the Caps were already blasting everyone or because he’s the Clark Kent of soccer and lives for not counting.)
(Müller doesn’t count for some reason, either because the Caps were already blasting everyone or because he’s the Clark Kent of soccer and lives for not counting.)
Inequalities in bed distribution
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Inequalities in bed distribution
Cheers, Son’s cryin
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Cheers, Son’s cryin
Some guys you know are going to miss as soon as they put the camera on them. Ocampo was one of those guys.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Some guys you know are going to miss as soon as they put the camera on them. Ocampo was one of those guys.
If I wasn’t watching you told me Denis Bouanga got 3 great looks at goal in stoppage time I would have assumed the game ended 4-2
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If I wasn’t watching you told me Denis Bouanga got 3 great looks at goal in stoppage time I would have assumed the game ended 4-2
Haaahahahahaha WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Haaahahahahaha WHAT