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jankwit.bsky.social
@jankwit.bsky.social
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you are enough.

any more of you would be too much.
September 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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August 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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A little doodle based on someone else's joke. ๐Ÿ’œ
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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STOP EATING POISON!

Have a burger or French fries or fried chicken instead. MUCH better than poison.
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
May 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
April 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Donโ€™t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Vincent Dโ€™Onofrio responds to fan that says #DaredevilBornAgain ruined Kingpin

โ€œThanks for the support dumbassโ€
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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dress to depress
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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โ€˜The Substanceโ€™ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
โ€˜The Substanceโ€™ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
theonion.com
March 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I hope this email kills you
January 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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โ€œDonโ€™t hate the player hate the gameโ€

You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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If the switch 2 is so good why isn't there a switch 3
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I can fix her (I'm an engineer)
January 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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it all balances out
January 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but
*low unsettling hum from deep within the forest*
November 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
ROANOKE, VAโ€”According to reports from stunned Melberg family sources, Mom just walked up the stairs, slammed the door to her bedroom, and locked it.
theonion.com
November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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average speedrunner
November 6, 2024 at 6:30 PM