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Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈
@jakesalza.bsky.social
My cats are my life
Poetry, games, movies
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February 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I'm being informed the Cardinals have a player named Carpenter and these gym bros have not been wearing Sabrina Carpenter jerseys
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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I have run across some confusion with younger poets who thought when I referred to generative workshops, I was referring to ai workshops. No friends, WE generate!
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Year of the Fire Horse
February 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Art Nouveau study
February 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
"mogged" is actually a really hard word to say out loud. It's a word that could have only originated in text format. The hard g to the hard d is not natural
February 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Me in the steakhouse
February 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Please enjoy our research paper on how Bluesky is the preferred home of academics of all stripes, including professors of rare moths. (Yes, we actually have lots of entomologists here).

academic.oup.com/icb/article-... 🧪
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Elimination of emissions standards was one of the pretty clear policy stakes of the 2024 election and it received about 1% as much coverage as whether Tim Walz retiring from the national guard after 21 years was cowardly.
“The U.S. no longer has emission standards of any meaning,” said Margo T. Oge, who served as the E.P.A.’s top vehicle emissions regulator under three presidents and has since advised both automakers and environmental groups…

“Nothing. Zero,” she added. “Not many countries have zero.”
With Latest Rollback, the U.S. Essentially Has No Clean-Car Rules
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
My figure skating song would be Nobody by Mitski
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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chatGPT finally shut down the sycophantic and hyper-agreeable version 4o and people are losing their shit over it trying to get them to reverse it
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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new episode of kill the computer where we talk to @mattxiv.bsky.social about the potential off ramp for people exiting the cult-like MAGA movement
When Leopards Eat Their Faces Ft. Matt Bernstein
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 02/15/2026 · 1h 1m
podcasts.apple.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal
Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal
CHICAGO—Seeking to expand beyond sports coverage into radical new forms and expressions, Barstool Sports announced Monday that it would soon launch Confluences, a literary journal featuring book revie...
theonion.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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i hope this serves as a nail in the coffin for those stupid “trust the audience score, tomameter is useless” arguments
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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📌 My name is H.B. and I'm a fantasy artist specializing in a nostalgic style. My work is inspired by woodcuts and vintage children's books.

🔗: hbtyson.carrd.co
🖼️: www.inprnt.com/gallery/hbty...
August 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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had a very respectful chat about theology tonight
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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You're going to die one day. Literally the apocalypse of your body is coming and you still have to write your book
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Fuzzy butts. Yes. 😤
February 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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i got another mri done today. they always ask me what music i want to listen to and i always say ‘please don’t put on taylor swift radio,’ this time the technician nodded. when i was fully in the tube she started blasting brat in my headphones and i started laughing.
February 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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I’ve got a poem in this gorgeous issue 🌱
ALOCASIA #17 is here w/ queer planty writing as winter writhes into spring!

w/ Christopher Phelps, Shui-yin Sharon Yam, Adrian Dallas Frandle, Erin Mizrahi, Nikki Wallschlaeger, wallamide, Zoe Adrien Lapa, Tara Labovich, oleg olizev, & Aaron El Sabrout

alocasia.org
February 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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No clue who made it, but I love it.
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM