Jake Parappa Hainey
@jakeparappahainey.bsky.social
Theoretically a zinemaker & comic artist/writer, but far more likely to be talking about Biker Mice or some pish like that.
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trump is in the unredacted Epstein files over a million times
per NYT he's the in redacted files 38,000 times
they redacted 96% of the times trump came up. erased 25 of every 26 times his name is in there. seems suspicious imo but I'm not like an expert, just a guy with a calculator to do division
per NYT he's the in redacted files 38,000 times
they redacted 96% of the times trump came up. erased 25 of every 26 times his name is in there. seems suspicious imo but I'm not like an expert, just a guy with a calculator to do division
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
trump is in the unredacted Epstein files over a million times
per NYT he's the in redacted files 38,000 times
they redacted 96% of the times trump came up. erased 25 of every 26 times his name is in there. seems suspicious imo but I'm not like an expert, just a guy with a calculator to do division
per NYT he's the in redacted files 38,000 times
they redacted 96% of the times trump came up. erased 25 of every 26 times his name is in there. seems suspicious imo but I'm not like an expert, just a guy with a calculator to do division
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Every picture I could find of Joan Crawford as Hamlet, “The Dane.” From a 1929/ 1930 photoshoot by Ruth Harriet Louise …
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Every picture I could find of Joan Crawford as Hamlet, “The Dane.” From a 1929/ 1930 photoshoot by Ruth Harriet Louise …
Love for the power to go out when I've not had lunch or a shower and I start work in an hour.
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Love for the power to go out when I've not had lunch or a shower and I start work in an hour.
Yesterday was #hourlycomicsday (or possibly #hourlycomicday ??) Here's what I got up to.
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Yesterday was #hourlycomicsday (or possibly #hourlycomicday ??) Here's what I got up to.
Achieved whatever weeb level it takes for instagram to serve you up McDonalds Japan ads.
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Achieved whatever weeb level it takes for instagram to serve you up McDonalds Japan ads.
Me reading Steve-O news: *let's out the longest sigh humaly possible. The guiness people, suitably shocked, begin naming wings of their facility in my honour*
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Me reading Steve-O news: *let's out the longest sigh humaly possible. The guiness people, suitably shocked, begin naming wings of their facility in my honour*
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February 8, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Rest of the world: Potato milk?! 🤮
Scottish people: Dug milk?! 🤮
Scottish people: Dug milk?! 🤮
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Rest of the world: Potato milk?! 🤮
Scottish people: Dug milk?! 🤮
Scottish people: Dug milk?! 🤮
Blurring a contributors face and digitising their voice or using an actor is a decades old practice. There's zero reason to do this.
It's entirely unethical and completely destroys any trust in the viewer about the accuracy of the doc.
It's entirely unethical and completely destroys any trust in the viewer about the accuracy of the doc.
February 7, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Blurring a contributors face and digitising their voice or using an actor is a decades old practice. There's zero reason to do this.
It's entirely unethical and completely destroys any trust in the viewer about the accuracy of the doc.
It's entirely unethical and completely destroys any trust in the viewer about the accuracy of the doc.
Jesus christ. Just seen someone post the trailer for The Warped Forest and 90% of the comments are saying it looks like ai.
No, this is what actual unchained human creativity looks like you fucking apes. If you used your brains you'd be able to make cool interesting shit too.
No, this is what actual unchained human creativity looks like you fucking apes. If you used your brains you'd be able to make cool interesting shit too.
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Jesus christ. Just seen someone post the trailer for The Warped Forest and 90% of the comments are saying it looks like ai.
No, this is what actual unchained human creativity looks like you fucking apes. If you used your brains you'd be able to make cool interesting shit too.
No, this is what actual unchained human creativity looks like you fucking apes. If you used your brains you'd be able to make cool interesting shit too.
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Performed a song I wrote about the short that screened before A Goofy Movie in 1995 cause I’m allowed to do that
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Performed a song I wrote about the short that screened before A Goofy Movie in 1995 cause I’m allowed to do that
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Never not funny to me the stuff republicans have to pretend they like because it's made by vocal republicans.
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Never not funny to me the stuff republicans have to pretend they like because it's made by vocal republicans.
Happy to hear it.
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Happy to hear it.
What Recess kids do you think voted for Trump when they grew up?
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
What Recess kids do you think voted for Trump when they grew up?
I'm gonna try and do a wee monthly update, partly to make me use the patreon I made years ago but never did anything with, but mostly to bully myself into making more stuff.
You can read it for free below.
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You can read it for free below.
www.patreon.com/posts/ok-let...
Ok, let's begin | Jake Parappa Hainey
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February 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I'm gonna try and do a wee monthly update, partly to make me use the patreon I made years ago but never did anything with, but mostly to bully myself into making more stuff.
You can read it for free below.
www.patreon.com/posts/ok-let...
You can read it for free below.
www.patreon.com/posts/ok-let...
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This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.
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i have a license to open carry bofa
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i have a license to open carry bofa
Damn the Rumble stadium is EMPTY!
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Damn the Rumble stadium is EMPTY!
I am once again thinking of the Burger King x Sumo Association "Baby Body" burger.
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I am once again thinking of the Burger King x Sumo Association "Baby Body" burger.
I would die for Hugh Morris.
Meanwhile I could beat Bubbles to death with my bare hands and not even blink.
Meanwhile I could beat Bubbles to death with my bare hands and not even blink.
Deeply fascinated by the fact that the US/UK Tomodachi Life directs had different clowns like they're version exclusive Pokemon
January 30, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I would die for Hugh Morris.
Meanwhile I could beat Bubbles to death with my bare hands and not even blink.
Meanwhile I could beat Bubbles to death with my bare hands and not even blink.
Peeks-at-you
January 30, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Peeks-at-you
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Just got a random like on this two year old tweet and once again...I crave.
No! NO! NOOOO! You can't just tell me that Sega released a Japan exclusive Twin Peaks board game!! This information is going to ruin my entire fucking life!
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Just got a random like on this two year old tweet and once again...I crave.