The Nix
@jakenixnet.bsky.social
Writer, Film maker, Music maker, Former pro sports mascot, Theater manager, Bartender, Occasional Batman.
Christmas music pisses me off unreasonably
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Christmas music pisses me off unreasonably
I took up magic during the pandemic and the only thing that disappeared was my girlfriend
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I took up magic during the pandemic and the only thing that disappeared was my girlfriend
I bought a guitar today
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I bought a guitar today
TV: serialized storytelling, I love it as a medium. I hate hate hate commercials
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
TV: serialized storytelling, I love it as a medium. I hate hate hate commercials
Yeah, resisting the urge to text people I’m attracted to
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yeah, resisting the urge to text people I’m attracted to
Inconceivable. Every white baby looks like Wallace Shawn
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Inconceivable. Every white baby looks like Wallace Shawn
My mom says I wouldn’t get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My mom says I wouldn’t get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there
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just pondering some stuff
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
just pondering some stuff
I’m not what you would call a “player” but historically I have a tendency to “crush a lot”
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’m not what you would call a “player” but historically I have a tendency to “crush a lot”
Republicans who are pro-union are often closer to left wing than they think
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Republicans who are pro-union are often closer to left wing than they think
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This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
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Daylight savings time is bullshit. Early feels late! It’s always dark! Do I live in Alaska? Should I be worried about 30 days of night vampires?
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Daylight savings time is bullshit. Early feels late! It’s always dark! Do I live in Alaska? Should I be worried about 30 days of night vampires?
Say what you want about Eric Trump, but I thought he was great on Deep Space 9
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Say what you want about Eric Trump, but I thought he was great on Deep Space 9
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My costume? The ghost of my music career. Anyone want to buy a CD?
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My costume? The ghost of my music career. Anyone want to buy a CD?
I might have gone on a date tonight? Big confused
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I might have gone on a date tonight? Big confused
Low key, O’Brien might be the best character in Star Trek? Very debatable, but might be right
October 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Low key, O’Brien might be the best character in Star Trek? Very debatable, but might be right
I was not ready for the Mariners season to be over
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I was not ready for the Mariners season to be over
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When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
No fucken respect. Full narcissistic delusion. We got to keep finding ways to take this guy down a peg.
Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."
AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
No fucken respect. Full narcissistic delusion. We got to keep finding ways to take this guy down a peg.
Wasn’t sure what to expect out of my little town, but I’d estimate 300 people or so. Lots of honks in solidarity, a few middle fingers. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wasn’t sure what to expect out of my little town, but I’d estimate 300 people or so. Lots of honks in solidarity, a few middle fingers. #nokings