The Nix
@jakenixnet.bsky.social
Writer, Film maker, Music maker, Former pro sports mascot, Theater manager, Bartender, Occasional Batman.
Inconceivable. Every white baby looks like Wallace Shawn
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Inconceivable. Every white baby looks like Wallace Shawn
Say what you want about Eric Trump, but I thought he was great on Deep Space 9
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Say what you want about Eric Trump, but I thought he was great on Deep Space 9
My costume? The ghost of my music career. Anyone want to buy a CD?
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My costume? The ghost of my music career. Anyone want to buy a CD?
Wasn’t sure what to expect out of my little town, but I’d estimate 300 people or so. Lots of honks in solidarity, a few middle fingers. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wasn’t sure what to expect out of my little town, but I’d estimate 300 people or so. Lots of honks in solidarity, a few middle fingers. #nokings
As a guy named Jake, I got a bone to pick with anyone who who thinks it’s clever to to call me Jake from State Farm. Insurance companies suck and that young actor’s name isn’t even Jake.
October 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
As a guy named Jake, I got a bone to pick with anyone who who thinks it’s clever to to call me Jake from State Farm. Insurance companies suck and that young actor’s name isn’t even Jake.
This is the look of two dudes who are about to make out
October 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This is the look of two dudes who are about to make out
@thedailyshow.com idk man. All the love and respect, but nerds get laid all the time. Nerds F nerds. We all found each other and it’s dope.
October 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
@thedailyshow.com idk man. All the love and respect, but nerds get laid all the time. Nerds F nerds. We all found each other and it’s dope.
He keeps pulling my dirty socks out of the hamper. What a rascal
September 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He keeps pulling my dirty socks out of the hamper. What a rascal
I am dog sitting. This is Tipsy. Tipsy is crazy.
September 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I am dog sitting. This is Tipsy. Tipsy is crazy.
For those that don’t know, a rando fan of the Mariners hired a witch to cast a spell to get them out of their funk for $14 and they’ve been 7-0 since. Magic is real!
September 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
For those that don’t know, a rando fan of the Mariners hired a witch to cast a spell to get them out of their funk for $14 and they’ve been 7-0 since. Magic is real!
Star Trek is ridiculous. I love it.
August 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Star Trek is ridiculous. I love it.
Tasha Yar got ganked by this drippy turd? Lame
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Tasha Yar got ganked by this drippy turd? Lame
Dimension 20 Quangle Quest in Seattle tonight was dope. So quangly!
July 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Dimension 20 Quangle Quest in Seattle tonight was dope. So quangly!
I’ve watched a lot of Criminal Minds but this week’s killer and his stank ass silly mask, it sucks and is bad. Like you think this is the new scream mask? Like this goofy, oversized face is gonna show up in a spirit Halloween? No. Looks like live action Team America
June 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’ve watched a lot of Criminal Minds but this week’s killer and his stank ass silly mask, it sucks and is bad. Like you think this is the new scream mask? Like this goofy, oversized face is gonna show up in a spirit Halloween? No. Looks like live action Team America
My friend’s dog is cool. Very chill. Like a stuffed animal. I heart him.
February 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My friend’s dog is cool. Very chill. Like a stuffed animal. I heart him.
The Charmin bears are absurd to me. Bears who love wiping their own ass? They love it. Now I’m getting ads saying I should go wipe my own ass? What are you implying?!?
January 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The Charmin bears are absurd to me. Bears who love wiping their own ass? They love it. Now I’m getting ads saying I should go wipe my own ass? What are you implying?!?
I have sheep. They are about to lamb. Here’s a pic from last year to let you know how cute they are.
December 16, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I have sheep. They are about to lamb. Here’s a pic from last year to let you know how cute they are.
A small explosion. Egg nog and whiskey is so good and so dangerous. Tis the season
November 26, 2023 at 8:41 AM
A small explosion. Egg nog and whiskey is so good and so dangerous. Tis the season